I'm tired of the phrase ''Mooning''

Lets come up with alternate words to use.

I'll start:
>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is 'RUNNING AWAY'!

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>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is going up very quickly!

>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is 'busting a nut in your mom's clam'!

>would you look at that bitcoin. The price is... oh nooo... it's 0.
please insert coin to try again

Wow, would you look at bitcoin? The price is growing like a tree!

>Would you look at that NEO.. There is a lot of rice action!

>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is 'getting bigger!'

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Would you look at that Bitcoin. The price has come to a screeching halt while everything else runs away. I like it.

>Would you look at that Bitcoin... OP is a fag!

>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is 'reaching high levels'!

I like this one.

how about
>the price is "Ejaculating to the moon"

>Would you look at that Bitcoin. The price is going hyperbolic.

>"Hot diggity! That coin is getting erect!

No, but I do think we need to quantify levels of mooning.

Would you look at that bitcoin..the price is uranusing

spring is coming anons. lets go see whats its like on Jupiter and Mars

Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is making all kinds of gains.

what the fuck is going on in here I came for a good laugh and you give me NOTHING

Jeb! was the first to moon.

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>it’s MOIN

Get it fucking right op

That corn's creamin'

The price is magaing

I'm also tired of the phrase "OP is a faggot", but you still are so we keep using it

>G- guys *insert shitcoin here* is pulling a reverse Link.

...

>Look out chums! Bitcoin is doing a rumpity humpity whoop-de-loop!

>Bitcoins prices are... OP is a fag planet memes win everytime

>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is going higher than the current market price.

NEWFAG DETECTED. IT WILL ALWAYS BE MOON YOU NANCY!

up bigly (pic related)

buy the rip
sell the dip

drumpf is such an orange BAFOON. i wish china would annex the usa

>those chuckee cheese coins are going UP and UP! They're running for the hills!

THIS. 2x MINIMUM or %55 for billion dollar coins.

The price is jumping up the wazoo

mooning was great until it became synonymous with "going up in price at all, even 1%"

Look, XRP is jumping the shark!

0-5% It's trending
6-20% It's heating up
21-50% It’s on fire!
51%+ BOOMSHAKALAKA

Rising a decent amount (10-30%) = Farting
Rising a shitload (30-60%) = Sharting
Rising a fuckload (60+%) = Felching

Done

Would you look at that thread.. The posts are 'not funny'!

Phhhooar oi KUNT, the gradient of that graph is increasing rapidly!

omg, it's getting wet. you better get in already!

Andddddd Boom goes the dynamite

My faggot retard friend messages me every 10 minutes, "XRP moon", "XLM moon", "TRX moon" so I look and it's gone up 2%.

the price of bitcoin is going up faster than OP's cock when he sees a man

I'm not gay

>XLM IS NIGGING THE NOG

IT'S GOING OVER 9000!

It's climaxing!

Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is making your moms great again!

>Running away?

Are you serious? ...

XLM is great. just the ticker is powerful makes you want to say it out loud "I picked up some more XLM's" and lumens sound bad ass too.

FULL ERECTION

is my vote

WITH THE FORCE OF THOUSAND SUNS!

"doing bits"

>>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is 'Fucking a newborn'!

Am i doing this right?

Kek

>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is BOOMING!

>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is PAJEETING

being this fucking retarded. I hope you never have kids.

>Would you look at the Crypto. It appears the price of this particular coin seems to be increasing by relatively large amounts within a certain time period

>Would you look at that Bitcoin.. The price is going directly to the moon

>my wallet is getting moist on XRP