Why are monks always fucking weeb martial artists with ki and shieet? Why can't we get big boy wrestlers, chav bare knuckle boxers or combat acrobats like pic related?
Why are monks always fucking weeb martial artists with ki and shieet? Why can't we get big boy wrestlers...
Logan Hall
Jose Cook
Play Pathfinder and roll a Brawler.
Or just fluff your monk as a self-trained martial artist practicing streetfighting, savate or something like that.
Jace Carter
That’s literally just fluff. You can do that with monks as they are.
Henry Hall
I figured you would just refluff it as you see fit
Just channel your inner Bane and make a bio-powered brawler where you enhance your strength with Macguffin juice instead of ki
Thomas Clark
You can always play a European monk instead
Matthew Martinez
Speak for yourself, I actually play a zatvornik of Ad'idoes whose mind was perfected by decades of distilling greatest spirits known to the realm.
Jacob Ross
>level 18th monk
>only good for jumping over campfires as smug bitches laugh
Acurate.
Except they have (useless) abilities that make no sense for any of those and are based in pop culture image of Chao-Ling monks.
William Young
Play GURPS.
Adrian Walker
>Except they have (useless) abilities that make no sense for any of those and are based in pop culture image of Chao-Ling monks.
And which of these can't you refluff?
Hunter Thomas
>tfw no galgotic GF
Jaxson Cruz
European monks wouldn't go on adventures
Jeremiah Clark
>European monks wouldn't go on adventures
Orthodox monks would like to have a word with you. Also, friars (I know they are technically not monks).
Cameron Mitchell
Ian Carter
Because devs were nerds who got bullied so every class they can justify has to use some kind of magic. Because if a mundane character succeeds, then the jocks that gave them wedgies succeed.
Ryder Rogers
Indian wrestlers are also pretty cool. Just be a devotee of Hanuman and swing around a fuck huge Gada club while smashing dudes and monsters alike.
Jaxson Gray
>what ho, muscle cleric?
Nolan Jackson
Ki could easily just be reworded as "Luchador's spirit". I did that, and it's as fun as balls
Luis Howard
Or be an oil wrestler and molest your enemies' sphincters like pic related
Bentley Lewis
>Not walking around in a robe with a giant magic jug of olive oil at all times to use in combat
The second the robes come off it's go time.
Chase Wilson
>decanter of endless oil
>always have delicious food
>always stay tactically moist
Mason Rogers
Grayson Wright
Adrian Edwards
The west doesn't have quite the same tradition of martial artistry or any associated mysticism. We just don't really have any magic kung fu guy analogues
Josiah Collins
this is now a oil character thread
Seriously though, being a high test Veeky Forums turkish oil wrestler sounds rad
Sebastian Anderson
Yeah, our heroes tend to be more militaristic - soldiers and generals and kings. Or, once you hit America, drifters and lone gunmen, with an emphasis on personal freedom.
Dylan Campbell
>banging an 11/10 waifu
>have 8 daughters
>Always smell of fresh olive oil
>can cook the most delicious foods on your person
>Super strong and huge
>Probably have a bedroom for slipping and sliding when fucking.
Jack Taylor
Is Hakan red because he's constantly sunburned thanks to his layer of oil?
Ian Rivera
>highwaymen robbing noble carriage
>"OI STAND AND DELIVAH YA POSH CUNTS"
>bandit leader suddenly stops raping the dukes daughter from behind
>sniff.gif
>the smell of freshly made extra virgin olive oil is in the air
>abdülhamid the slippery terror uses 2 oil points to teleport behind him
"TIME TO OIL UP, KID"
Hudson Torres
Because "Monk" isn't a fucking synonym for "martial artist" you fuck.
Christian Sanders
why in the ever living fuck would you want to play a chav in an RPG?
your priorities are pretty skewed there.
Ayden Parker
for the same reason people play unwashed barbarians basically I guess
Evan Watson
barbarians have culture at least.
Josiah Cooper
Anthony Moore
BONGLAND BTFO
Lincoln Barnes
because that's gay
Elijah Cox
Not always.
Hunter Brown
All eagles getting you as a favored enemy is too big of a drawback for this to be worth it.