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Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Army of Horsefus when?

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Thread Question
What do you think will be the next army to be released? (beyond Deepkin and Nighthaunt)

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What do you think will be the next army to be released? (beyond Deepkin and Nighthaunt)
Stormcasts of course

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Army of Horsefus when?
Hopefully never.

Nojokur
Nojokur

thread literally overrunning by furfagots

MPmaster
MPmaster

Someone make a less degenerate thread

w8t4u
w8t4u

it's monstergirls you faggots

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

It just hit me that Lords of Sacrament might be crazy with the new rumored schools of magic if Death gets ANY mortal wound spells.

I'm sorta excited, to be honest.

Methshot
Methshot

It's still beastiality.
Veeky Forums is christian site

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Soon

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

DoK snakefags would disagree

WebTool
WebTool

not converting your DoK Doomfire Warlocks into centaurs to go with the harpies and sneks

Amateurs, all of you

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Don't. Changehost will still destroy everything.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Stormcast will likely get ANOTHER battletome and some new wizardy units come the magic update or AOS 2.0, as they have to keep up with the trends.

What I actually want to see is some battletomes for freeguild, ironweld, dispossesed and wanderers with some kickass fluff, maybe cross-army battalions that allow keyword sharing, like freeguild supporting ironweld gunlines. I also want an ironjaws update, with a boss on a Gore-grunta and some new double headed Orks in Gorkamorkas image.

eGremlin
eGremlin

DoK
Army of SJW, who gives a shit?

JunkTop
JunkTop

So I keep seeing the AoS 2.0 meme, and I am convinced it's just a meme. Am I missing something people are not telling me? As far as I can tell it's just wishful thinking that started as a hypothetical until it circulated around to become 'confirmed rumors'

Illusionz
Illusionz

Did someone say Bull Centaur?

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

it's monstergirls you faggots

That's just furry in denial.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

But user, I'm making an army that I want to play and I want people to play against.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Less degenerate thread here

veekyforums.com/thread/58793107/games

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Spamalot
Spamalot

freeguild
kickass fluff
Pick one
dispossesed and wanderers
but user, you already have Sylvaneth, Kharadon Overlords and Fireslayers battletome

viagrandad
viagrandad

A GW ex-insider, Rob something, confirmed it on a livestream of the 'honest wargamer' after GW accidentally released a clip of it on their twitch channel for 12 seconds or so.

Inmate
Inmate

I want an army of these fucks, but too bad they're bad and expensive.

hairygrape
hairygrape

All armies deserve battletomes user.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Oh, ok, go ahead then. Sorry if I sounded like an ass. Have fun, and post BR. God knows we need reports in here.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Yeah agree, armies, not a police forces

JunkTop
JunkTop

SJW
Literal army of stripperelf fetishbait femdom fantasy army

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

accidentally released a clip of it on their twitch channel for 12 seconds or so.
a clip of what? 2.0 trailer? 2 guys talking about 2.0? source?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

T-thats mean user. Freeguild try their hardest.

Booteefool
Booteefool

fetishbait
ugly faces
male bodies
covered tits
Sure thing pal
femdom
See as I said, SJW army

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

This is now a CDorf thread.

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5mileys
5mileys

Make the real manly choice user.
Go Thunderscorn.
Unleash your inner 80s power metal fan by deploying a whole army of dragon centaurs powered by rage and thunder.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

That feel when you get your horse waifu only to get cucked by a literal bull.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I legitimately wanted to, but I couldn't make them work even as GA:C. They're fun to play once and never again, just like all the other NPC factions, sadly.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I find something unattractive therefore everybody does
Male bodies by GW are ripped to shit if topless, these are as female as GW gets
GW couldn't get away with having an army of titelves in their stores, the parents wouldn't let their kiddies in, the DOK are as uncovered as is allowed
since when is femdom associated with SJWs?

MPmaster
MPmaster

2.0 trailer, can't be arsed getting the source, it was a few threads back, but on top of the mysterious magic video from adepticon, something big is coming

Emberburn
Emberburn

The Slav is trying to hard to bait.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Furnace Kings WHEN?!

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StonedTime
StonedTime

Does anyone have it saved.

Also to another user after nighthaunts allegedly Slaanesh and then grits of some kind.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

So, what Battletome has the Slaves to Darkness rules in it? The only thing I know is that it is supposedly in some Grand Alliance Chaos book, that I am unable to find.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

malign portents is about to end
I liked some of the short stories, especially the ones showing examples of somewhat usual events in the setting, I hope they keep them up for future stuff too.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I just hope we get a teaser or something tomorrow revealing what the great work was

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

can the leaker give up the warscroll/points for pic related and the shark please

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farquit
farquit

forgotten pic

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Not soon enough

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I find something unattractive therefore everybody does
finding thin-man from XCOM attractive
Male bodies by GW are ripped to shit if topless, these are as female as GW gets
Wrong, Witch aelves never had male bodies and they weren't fat
since when is femdom associated with SJWs?
Will it be correct example?

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cum2soon
cum2soon

Yeah cause that's how this shit works

Playboyize
Playboyize

You want General's Hanbook and either go look at the individual PDFs on the unit's store page or get the Azyr app.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

One legit appeared in Auction of Blood and we got more insight on them in Spear of Shadows.

Flameblow
Flameblow

it was a throne
of all bones except skulls

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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Anyone understand what the fuck he's trying to say?

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Booteefool
Booteefool

user, we get it, your mom touched you as a child

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I bring great shame to my race

viagrandad
viagrandad

BDSM passive projecting hard

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Fat

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Lets just stuck with the thread we‘ve got, user. We can make it less degenerate in her ourselves.

My based brother.

Hopefully an army that finally appeals to me like my Bretonnians do. I‘m dreaming of a Free People‘s Battletome being released along a new „Knights of Breton/Order“ kit that looks properly AOS-ified. Also some more normal knights on magical beasts like the demigryph riders would be sick AF.

Though if we‘re honest, we‘ll probably get one of these:

Shadow Elves
Light Elves
Slaanesh rework

I‘m honestly kinda annoyed at myself for not finding enough appeal in any of the newer armies for myself. I guess its just because I cant stand elf armies.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

do u think we will get delicious chocolate horsefus too? with realistic sculpted puffy lips??

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

fuck off sperg

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Hopefully an army that finally appeals to me like my Bretonnians do.
Can we mass-report such fags?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Sadly stormcast check all the boxes that knights do in GW's product line user. With none of the actual feeling or flavour mortal kights in not-shit armour have. DESU I'd like stormcast if they had actual helmets.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Thanks user. Much appreciated.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

M-mortarchs, skullbros, eyefriends we-we only have ten hours.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THE DRAKE CHADS GET ME.

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girlDog
girlDog

let's pray for one of elf armies to be horsefus, or at least their inclusion in beastmen army

askme
askme

You must know that the rest of the choices went Nagash's way, right? We fucked our chances the very moment we decided to kill every seer.

iluvmen
iluvmen

not sure, seems some kind of guttural rambling in written form.
maybe he's hungry.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Nagash will win anyway user, don't worry. Bones protect you.

hairygrape
hairygrape

we-we
Skaven spy detected

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

the new art for the DoK codex was bad in the sense that instead of the elves looking pretty they look like hags

the lore in the DoK codex was bad because it reads like feminist revenge porn

the models for the DoK army are 10/10 except Morathi's snake form could have been better imo.

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likme
likme

Monoboob
10/10

Playboyize
Playboyize

Yeah, I think its too bad that SCE look the way they do. They‘re honestly a really fun high fantasy army concept, and I like the way their lore screams „THUNDER LIGHTING DRAGONS AND POWER METAL“, it just kinda sucks that they all have that ugly face and horrid proportions.

Calm your tits, sperg. I never even played fantasy. I only just got into AOS a couple months ago with a second hand Bret army, since the official factions just didnt reach my „100% awesome“ meter required for me to start an army.
Let people enjoy whatever army they like.

TreeEater
TreeEater

TFW Ironjaws battletome is bad because the Orruks aren't sexy and have too much armour
TFW the lore in Ironjaws battle tome is bad because it reads like Gorkamorka havin' a laff

Art doesn't have to be sexy to be good user

Snarelure
Snarelure

They aren't meant to be pretty. They are bloodthirsty murder cultists. Aelves in AoS aren't necessarily meant to be pretty.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Not going to lie, this campaign marks the first time little Slaaneshi me and my uber Khorne usual opponent were always on the same side throughout the whole thing.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Aelves in AoS aren't necessarily meant to be pretty

yeah i get thats the design choice GW went with but it didnt have to be that way. Making them ugly just cause they could didnt make a lot of sense any more than making them all ugly hags makes sense either.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Warhammer has never been about things being hot and sexy, it's about being METAL AS FUCK and looking awesome in a non-titillating way

askme
askme

it's about being METAL AS FUCK and looking awesome in a non-titillating way

Why did they make them look like garbage then?

Inmate
Inmate

Come on to Veeky Forums
look for my 40k containment board
find 2 /aosg/

You fucking people need to be taken out back and shot.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Making them ugly just cause they could didnt make a lot of sense any more than making them all ugly hags makes sense either.

there was a point i was trying to make... its been a long day let me try again.

There was no good reason for GW to make them all ugly hags. No preexisting fluff or lore compelling an all ugly hag army. There isnt necessarily a reason why they had to all be pretty either. Sure the whole point of the cauldrons of blood is to make blood sacrifices to khaine so when the elves bath in the cauldron they are make young and pretty forever... But GW didnt have to make them all pretty.

its just interesting they GW wanted them to all be ugly hags. I dont see the point of that.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Correction. 3
veekyforums.com/thread/58793107/games

This kind of cancer is what got /sug/ banished to /trash/

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TechHater
TechHater

Okay, then.

What does everybody think of the race of Bull Centaur being renamed Ba'hal as their keywords imply?

eGremlin
eGremlin

I count 4 generals right now, one is going to die soon, so that leaves us with 3.

hairygrape
hairygrape

better than getting called ogor

RumChicken
RumChicken

I think that it means nothing unfortunately. LoA are a legacy army, so I think that if they'll ever get updated, they'll be fragmented in 3 branches, Chorfs, Artillery and Centaurs. I'll bet the centaurs will get a very silly name, something like Brass Bulls for the unit and Massive Brass Bulls for the heroes.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

NIGHTHAUNT PRIDE, TWO THREAD WIDE

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Remember tumblr recently closed a bunch of accounts that turned out to be owned by Russia. Veeky Forums is most likely just as crawling with people paid 50 kopieyka per post to incite outrage.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Russian hackers are why people don't like ugly chicks!

happy_sad
happy_sad

Are they all ugly hags? As far as I can see they tend to be conventionally attractive women making mean facial expressions in poses not designed to accentuate their sexuality.

Maybe I have low standards, but I'd take one out for a nice seafood dinner.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Femdom is shit tier.
SJWs are shit tier.
Therefore, femdom is SJW.

Methshot
Methshot

did you ever see those power-metal hot fantasy babes painted on vans?

Evilember
Evilember

How do hot babes enter into this discussion about the DoK?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Seems like these russian folk do less harm shitting up board games generals than they do promoting WW3, so if they want to waste their time here, I'm cool with it

whereismyname
whereismyname

GW paid actual money for this to be made. This is the state of GW's art department.

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Femdom is shit tier

says a man who's never been tied up in silk and stroked by a cute mommy gf

Spamalot
Spamalot

That's like saying a goose isn't a duck, even though it obviously fucking is.

girlDog
girlDog

are there centaurs other than these dwarf ones and chaos ones?

I imagine the wood elves would have something, right?

farquit
farquit

sorry i meant to talk to the dude who claims METAL art is not supposed to be hot

viagrandad
viagrandad

Why should I care if people are too stupid to think for themselves? If Russia is influencing people’s decisions with bots, those people are dumb as hell. Also the US government and also a shit load of US COMPANIES do that shit nonstop. I don’t doubt the existence of Russian bots, but I find it funny that the government is throwing a fit about it when they blatantly do it too.

w8t4u
w8t4u

It's obviously a fucking magazine for his NOT-bolt pistol you mong, look at the actual models on the store you sperg. I think it's a shitty model, but the art is ok.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I think we'll get a Chorf(with Artillery), a Ba'hal horde faction and a Daemons of Hashut faction. Through the current faction also works as it is unified.

Methshot
Methshot

fuck off Nighurs

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TreeEater
TreeEater

magazine for his bolstorm pistol
you sperg

Snarelure
Snarelure

Generic metal, sure. Warhammer metal, nope.

Emberburn
Emberburn

It's a clip for the pistol, user. It's an option on the kit.

RumChicken
RumChicken

It's the magazine for his crossbolt pistol, just like the model it's representing is holding

eGremlin
eGremlin

ah, so you are a man of taste as well

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I would kill for a new plastic line of Chorfs focused on chaos hell War Machines and artillery, as well as hob goblin slaves and some badass Chorf Sorcerer on a Bale Taurus model

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

A magazine
For a crossbow
That narrow
Holding it so the bolts can tip out

I know you feel the need to defend AoS but don't defend stupid shit.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'd love a return of the big babylonian hats, to be honest.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Look up the model would you kindly, and tell me that it's not

hairygrape
hairygrape

It would be metal as fuck because FW have shown that they can be done in a badass way that doesn’t look goofy. Big hats be reserved for important Chorfs and have them using awesome industrial machinery that puts the Kharadron Overlords to shame

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

/v/fags have this idea in their heads that any woman that isn't a fucking supermodel is an ugly hamwhale landbeast

Nojokur
Nojokur

NEW MAG! RELOADING! COVER ME, I'M RELOADING!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Tumblrfags think elves aren't supposed to be attractive.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

get btfo
better move goalpost

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

they tend to be conventionally attractive women

sure, if you throw out the idea that elves are generally more aesthetically attractive than your run of the mill 2018 woman. Its an interesting decision from GW to abandon the idea that elves are attractive, generally, as a racial characteristic.

happy_sad
happy_sad

I think that you have a bizarrely specific and high standard for what you consider attractive.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Chorfs

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Why do you hate on such a cool faction? They are probably the only Chaos Faction that aren’t retarded hurr DURR break stuff

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

No, I have realistic standards, you just like munts.

Techpill
Techpill

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That's quite fuckin interesting. Shit, maybe we will get an AoS TCG with a digital client like the Pokemon TCGO os Shadow Era. That would be amazing

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Evilember
Evilember

Alright /AoSG/, I have a game; think of the last model you painted. Got it? They just popped the question! Whats your response?

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Soft_member
Soft_member

sorry to break it to you but they're always been a meme faction thats never really been part of the game. Not even during whfb days.

Skullbone
Skullbone

No, my standards are realistic, which is why I was able to get a girlfriend

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

That was ten years ago. How am I supposed to remember that?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Why are they all bald?

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I was able to get a girlfriend
pics or gtfo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Teclis fucked up.

Emberfire
Emberfire

fucking teclis

Flameblow
Flameblow

The retarded GW release politic and lack of start collecting box gave them cancer

RumChicken
RumChicken

Do they have hooks painted on their heads?

FastChef
FastChef

Ruination Chamber when?

Can't wait for all the butthurt of the NPC factions :)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Wizcast soon.

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happy_sad
happy_sad

Fuck off with your LOL MEME ARMY shit

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

But he is right thou

Techpill
Techpill

God I’m so sick of these golden faggots

Methnerd
Methnerd

Nagash has 9 Mortarchs
we have models and know 3
Who are the rest?

JunkTop
JunkTop

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GoogleCat
GoogleCat

whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Mortarchs

Probably the same as End Times.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

those might be the missing horsefus!

massdebater
massdebater

I fucking love the FW Chaos Dwarf range.
Fireglaives are some of the best models ever.
Just give us some chaff units like Orruk/Grot slaves like your pic shows and I`d be happy.
Some allegiance abilities and items+magic would be nice too.

Fucking Battletome when?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

oh shieeeeeet

Firespawn
Firespawn

malign portents is about to end
It doesn't end. It was just Phase 1. MP goes on through the whole year.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

more armies of midget men

can we please get something less boring?

goblins would be cool and flavorful

a death army possibly?

shit, at this point id rather see an army of regular humans wearing potato sacks than another dwarf army.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

except Morathi's snake form could have been better imo.
How exactly? She's peak 17/18 mini design and every other company would sell their children to make a model of this quality. I'm not even a GW shill and don't play AoS, but her model is a 10/10 and if you disagree, you know nothing. Mantic and others couldn't make her or a similar good model in 20 years time.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Austistic Dispossessed player here.
Finally set up my art show display.

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BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

dwarfs
boring midget men
goblins
boring midget non-men
can you see the cracks in your reasoning?
I hate both of those though.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Very brave of you user. I'm not even autistic and I wouldn't sit at a table with my models on display like that.
Are the books a reference for people who walk by your table?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I mean, it was an Ironjaw brute. So I say yes, then run away when he's not looking.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

user i know you are autistic but pls rotate your photo.

girlDog
girlDog

Good job bro. I have trouble talking to autists, but I am happy that you are able to share the hobby with Normies

happy_sad
happy_sad

proud of ye boy

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Is this a Duncan's tutorial? Anyway, you are like my favourite user here - you actually have an army, painted it and get books and shit. Grade-A hobbist, I admire you

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Nice work, user! You've done me proud.

Techpill
Techpill

Yeah, to show them a bit of the game.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Just imagining this scenario is peak autism
Deary me

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Dinnae be rude, he's trying his best.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

you may be autistic user, but you are a cool dude

JunkTop
JunkTop

Mocking an autist on a mongolian cartoon porn forum
At least he has a painted army to share. Do you have anything to share with us beside shitposting?

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whereismyname
whereismyname

Getting super-hypu for the Deepkin archers. Need to decide which 28mm human heads to give them. Gonna run them as Freeguild Archers; the honour guard for a princeling of one of the mercantile city-states dotted around the shores of the Middle Sea, on a trade mission to the Dodecopolis. Also gonna convert the giant turtle into a cargo turtle laden with sacks and pots all over the howdah.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Possibility that Nagash gets blown out during Holy Week.

youtu.be/bxU2eqZtYmc

Nojokur
Nojokur

R8 my Bravery meme list:
Allegiance: Legion of Blood
Bloodseeker Palanquin (320)
- General
- Trait: Soul-Crushing Contempt
- Artefact: Soulbound Garments
- Lore of the Vampires: Amaranthine Orb
Necromancer (110)
- Lore of the Deathmages: Overwhelming Dread
Tomb Banshee (80)
Tomb Banshee (80)
40 x Skeleton Warriors (280)
- Ancient Blades
2 x Morghast Harbingers (220)
- Spirit Swords
5 x Dire Wolves (60)
5 x Dire Wolves (60)
5 x Black Knights (120)
Terrorgheist (300)
Mortis Engine (180)
Mortis Engine (180)

Total: 1990 / 2000
Allies: 0 / 400
Wounds: 145

happy_sad
happy_sad

Slim to none, buddy boy.

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hairygrape
hairygrape

As was her way, she – and though verbal language lacked the nuance to describe, much less define, her gender, of late she felt like being a she – thought long and carefully before answering.
ywn have a qt Slaaneshi Trap Waifu

Why do we still exist? To suffer?

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

New Nighthaunt army will be Tamra ven-Drak and her Broken Kings.
Screencap this

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

friendly reminder that voting drake in malign portals will get us our chocolate horsefus faster. :) do your part user

whereismyname
whereismyname

Drachenfels is older than Slann.
What are the pros of bringing him back?

Nojokur
Nojokur

I tried a similar list and it doesn't work. Coven Throne is shit. Bravery 10 laughs at you. Why are you even legion of blood with a single vampire?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What is this from?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Legion of Bloods other effect? All units give -1 bravery?

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Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

WHERE DO THE ORGANS GO IN A CENTAUR?

DO THEY HAVE EXTRA ORGANS IN THE BOTTOM HALF?

DO THEY HAVE TWO SETS OF ORGANS, ONE HORSE AND ONE HUMAN?

WHAT DO THEY DO WITH ALL THE EXTRA INTERNAL VOLUME?

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Booteefool
Booteefool

AoS Book Godless

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

She's peak 17/18 mini design and every other company would sell their children to make a model of this quality.

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

end of june will be a new edition of age of sigmar.
it will basically be a more complex game than 40k.
similar how 40k is basically a improved version of aos with the current rules.
there will also be a new starter box with stormcast eternals vs death and the stormcast eternals get a balista like artillery weapon.

SniperGod
SniperGod

When I posted about my attempt to get back into the game a few days ago someone asked me to post updates so here's my almost finished messy relictor and the boys I mostly painted a year ago when I tried to last.

plz no bully.

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RavySnake
RavySnake

theres only one organ thats interesting ;)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

DO THEY HAVE TWO SETS OF LUNGS?

THEY HAVE TWO SETS OF RIB CAGES.

IS THE EXTRA HORSE MASS WHERE THEY KEEP THE PROGENOID GLAND?

DO THEY HAVE TWO BELLY BUTTONS?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Either you have bad taste or you just don't know good miniature manufacturers
Who am I kidding, you just have shit taste

askme
askme

No chaos powered troll faction that AoSified.

Kill me

StonedTime
StonedTime

I unironically think that at the end of malign portents the release is going to be tomb kings. I base this entirely on barely even a clue in white dwarf of the tale of 4 gamers where the undead guy who has painted those morghasts says something aboutnit being a hint of what may follow. The colours look kind of tomb kingy to me....thats it.
Im on alot of pain medicaton and i think im going insane

Inmate
Inmate

Thanks

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Is Guardians of the dawnspire still a legal warscroll battalion? Its still in the app.

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Ironjawz deserve better

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Yes. And they can breathe and exhale at the same time since both sets of lungs have different rates of inflation.

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm cringing for you user, but those are cringes of love. Thanks for being such a quality poster, and all the best for your show

StonedTime
StonedTime

Autistic Dispossessed user here.
Art show went great. I got a group of people interested in playing AoS.
One of them is nearly blind and wants me to paint his army for him.

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TechHater
TechHater

Looks pretty slick to me user. Hit those lads with a proper highlight and they'll be good to go.

King_Martha
King_Martha

tell him to get braille dice if he needs them

Soft_member
Soft_member

Well done; You have honored your ancestors well.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I was wondering about that.

Techpill
Techpill

blind leading the blind
like pottery
Well done user! You're a better ambassador for the hobby than 80% of the posters here

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

well done user. plz post pics of dorfs.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

far aboots ye fae?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It only means we lose most of our army instead of just some of it.

We lost when we killed the seers and are continuing to lose by playing into Nagash's trap.

askme
askme

It only means we lose most of our army instead of just some of it.

Nah, it means Nagash is going to get is get his coccyx smashed by the power of friendship.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

He won literally every other event, even rushing Nagashizzar was a death victory.

We needed intel and we still do, instead we are gonna march into super hell to incur more losses and even if it works we wont have the manpower energy or time to stop the big event.

Nagash won because we played like murderhobos

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Nah. We've got to concerted weeks of pushing Nagashizzar. Drake is by far the best choice this week because it;s the only one that offers a way out of the trap and simultaneously punches Nagash's teeth in.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Everyone asks Who /your dudes/ are, but how fleshed out are they? Have you written any lore? Drawn any pictures?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Bull centaurs, Dragon ogres and Centigors.
You want non-Chaos centaurs? Too bad.

Evilember
Evilember

offers a way out of the trap and simultaneously punches Nagash's teeth in.

It's recovering from a defeat, not seizing victory.

By the time you pull your armymen out of the hole the purple sun will be complete and they will turn to dust before they even reach the gates of Nagashizzar.

They gave us ample opportunity to actually seize the initative but we failed and charged headlong into a foe who knows us better than we know him.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

It's recovering from a defeat

Nope. Chapter 3 put us in Shyish, assault was the only actionable option. Now's the time to press.

They gave us ample opportunity to actually seize the initative

No they didn't. The only one you could reasonably attribute that to is week 1 and 2, and we did get intel in week 2. Weeks 3 and 4 were basically a side quest in Aqshy. In part 3 we've acted consistently and always to press the attack.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

not centauresses

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Illusionz
Illusionz

Legion of Blood's greatest strength is the bonus attacks it grants to Vampire Lords and Blood Knights. -1 bravery is fucking nothing.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

assault was the only actionable option

Or... You know, find out what the fuck he is doing to steal time so we can actually stop that before it fucks us regardless of what happens in Nagashizzar.

Even week 3 gave us the opportunity but we assaulted without any foreknowledge.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'll fuckin bet that Order will still get screwed over.

likme
likme

Everything is in the app. Check Warscroll Builder.

TreeEater
TreeEater

In part 3 we've acted consistently and always to press the attack.

And you think that means you win?

You still have no idea what Nagash has planned or if a physical assault will mean anything.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Not proper lore, but some of my favourite models have names and i have a general idea of how the army became a thing.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

And that's why LoB us by far the crappiest legion; but in the meme list, you need as much bravery debuff as you can, in order to make use of the Bloodseeker, Terrorgheists and Mortis engines.

Thus, my reasoning behind the meme-list title.

Unless your the Zombie dragon faggot from yesterday, in that case, you can fuck off.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Lose half your army miles away from Nagashizzar
Spend who knows how long getting them back, IF we can get them back

There is no time to actually do much of anything anymore. We'll either get them back after a long time looking, not get them back and have to try at half strength or lose even more of our army because we got trapped in there too.

We're not going to manage much of anything here. Either too much time will pass or we'll be too weak to actually win.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Say hello to your Eternity King.

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Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I've posted before, but here are some.

1. I need to go back and shade/touch up my older models.
2. Not pictured 1 gyrobomber, 1 Lord Ordinator, 1 Grey Wizard.
3. I am still building and painting my army.

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massdebater
massdebater

Or... You know, find out what the fuck he is doing to steal time

That wasn't an option. There was an option to try and steal the time for yourself.

Week three was all about the red mist, which was Khorne's doing.

And you think that means you win?

It means we get to kick him in the balls. Malign Portents was never ending with Dread Solstice, it;s a year long thing.

Time isn't of the essence. The choice is free your troops and continue the assault, meaningless infighting or submit to Nagash. Drake is the only dynamic option.

Evilember
Evilember

I have a world/area of an undecided realm in my mind and i'd like to play some sort of narrative campaign with it. I'd like to include some random encounters and NPCs to fight with/against the warbands in the campaign. How should i decide what rules/warscrolls i use for them? For example i'd like a mercenary company, say 15 plus a character, but i'd like them to be able to hold their own against a more fleshed out army. Freeguild don't seem tough enough for the plot armour i want.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Not submitting to Nagash
Not fighting against the forces
Not unlocking the ability to include enemy units in your Death army

RumChicken
RumChicken

I'd invest heavily because I'm a whale with the body of a herculean fat man.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Time isn't of the essence
Might I remind you that the reason we're attacking Nagashizzar is not to stop the great work, we don't know about that. We're there because TIME IS LITERALLY RUNNING OUT. We don't know what to do so we assume it's Nagash. It probably is, but we have no idea what the fuck we're doing.

Did you forget that the time eating void is what brought us here?

TechHater
TechHater

Being a death cuck

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

That wasn't an option. There was an option to try and steal the time for yourself.

Which still requires you to research what the fuck is going on.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Oh yeah i remember these. Nice

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I'm not the user you think I am. And trying to build a Bravery damage with a Terorgheist is retarded considering for twenty points more you can throw four Tomb Banshees on the field each with a slightly weaker ranged attack and more total wounds.

girlDog
girlDog

read DoK lore
it's fucking nothing, just that they're insane and live in cities and apparently the males only live as much as humans (this isn't even stated, just inferred from them not living as long)
the greisnacht thing isn't even explained, just that it's a thing that happens
only kinda interesting thing is how the bloodwracks went from Morathi's punished servants who were robbed of near all sapience to become a mindless animal to her most devoted and favored servants.

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lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Because they are forcibly injected with Morathi venom to become mind controlled that way.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Meaningless, this is the last week of the campaign. Time doesn't get shorter.
The other two options also have no more respect for time.

No it doesn't. It's searching for lost time that may not even exist. Meanwhile everyone with a brain knows Nagash is up to no good anyway.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Oh I get it, you're just baiting.

I thought you were stupid.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

But you're stupid, I see.

farquit
farquit

What's greisnacht? I don't remember ever seeing this word in relation to DoK. What is it? Where did you see it? What "just happens"?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Punches Nagashes teeth in

Why do people think they are anywhere NEAR Nagash? Nigga probably doesn’t even know that these armies are there given that they were miles away from Nagashazzam Land and were swallowed up whole by the earth. It’s just as dumb as the “BUT MAYBE WE CAN LURE THEM INTO A TRAP EVEN THOUGH WE ARE CAUGHT IN A TRAP!!” A year from now when they write about the MP event, it’s going to detail how the Portents drove all the kingdoms mad to the point of irrational genocide of seers, huffing of magic blood, time going backwards, all before meeting their doom miles away from Nagash while he didn’t even acknowledge them as a threat because they weren’t

Methnerd
Methnerd

They are saying that what you do now is just damage control, assaulting Nagashizzar last week was already a death victory, now its whether or not its temperate or decisive.

Throwing more of your men into a murderhole to save face doesn't seem like the brightest.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Maybe I read it wrong, that thing from the Khinerai entry where they go to other cities.
But it never says what the significance of this or why it is this way?
It has to be important if it gets called out.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Why do people think they are anywhere NEAR Nagash?

Because we're outside Nagashizzar.

assaulting Nagashizzar last week was already a death victory

No it wasn't. There was an obstacle put in the way, but it wasn't a victory for death.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Okay good, because that guy was obnoxiously ignorrant.

The 4 Banshee idea does actually intrigue me, however. The only trouble with thwt would be trying to get them in range.

massdebater
massdebater

Gristead? I thought that was just the name for the ritual she uses to pick which flocks go?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Outside Nagashizzar
You march on, defiant, only to find an army of the dead blocking your path almost as soon as you see Nagashizzar upon the horizon.
Upon the horizon

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Lunatick
Lunatick

Not the person you're responding to, but:
trap half of the invading army in super-hell while losing a splinter of your own army
only options remaining are to flee, surrender, or plunge into super-hell (not Nagashizzar)
think that you'll be able to beat off Nagash this week
I think it's best to consider this event a loss and hope people aren't as braindead later in the year when the next event ramps up.

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Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

death has already won, and that makes me happy

Soft_member
Soft_member

NOW

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idontknow
idontknow

it wasn't a victory for death.

The other two options were either wait for the storm to pass, or take the power for yourself. Neither case helps death.

Provoking idiots to attacking the faction capital without any knowledge or strategy while they vainly try force their way through a problem instead of thinking it out... sounds like death victory.

Nagash played you and continues to do so.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Of course they have. This is Nagash's show. We can't have another Storm of Chaos where the narrative gets derailed because the majority playerbase wants the 'good guys' to win.

Methshot
Methshot

Yeah and its not there but then people have ruled it as still legal in other places. Its confusing as to whether or not its still legal. It has points and none of the units contained within have changed so Im going to say it is legal but ask my opponents if they agree.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Fucked that up.

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

The Horizon isn't far given last week we crossed all over Shyish.

The other option were meddle with dark powers you have no idea about or do nothing. Attack was the only truly beneficial choice.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Wait what? I haven't played a proper game of AoS ever. Are you allowed to make custom models like this, classify them as an existing unit and field them legally?

...could I make my own race for a faction? Like a freeguild army of elves?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Man the campaign was all kinds of retarded. Right off the bat we should have harnessed the Portents to our will but we straight up kill the only people who know how they work lmao

takes2long
takes2long

As long as it looks somewhat like what you're proxying them for, and you mostly use GW product, sure.
As long as your opponent knows what they're facing most people generally look upon such creativity well unless they're grognards or you're modelling for advantage.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Sure as long as everyone in your store is cool with it. And they will be 99% of the time as long as your cool yourself.

RumChicken
RumChicken

There was no beneficial choice. Everything benefits Nagash. He had thousands of years to plot every possible choice and outcome. Whatever you do, he will still be better for it.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

With week 1’s results now tallied, we can confirm that, rather than heeding the Malign Portentsor taking advantage of them, you voted to destroy the naysayers. Perhaps unsurprisingly, this will be good news for Nagash and his legions. Turns out that getting rid of those who are spreading word of the portents isn’t going to make the momentous ripples emanating from Shyish go away…
Where we really fucked up.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Skull cracked

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

comes back
he attac

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Exit realm gate miles away from Nagashizzar
Start marching towards Nagashizzar
Fall in a pit as soon as we see the city.
Now, how long do you think it will take to get your men out of the pit, fight the army of the dead blocking your path and then march all the way to Nagashizzar?

Just because we Realmgated our way into the general region, doesn't mean the rest of the way will be quick or easy.

StonedTime
StonedTime

veekyforums.com/thread/58776025/games
Cheers user, I needed something to post on my instagram so I'm stealing your list.

I contemplated doing this but the sisters of thorn bodies are small as fuck at the waist, another user made driders like four years ago from elves + the giant spider bodies and had the same problem.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Skull cracked

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Now, how long do you think it will take to get your men out of the pit, fight the army of the dead blocking your path and then march all the way to Nagashizzar?

How long does it take to march all along Shyish? Time is completely arbitrary in this campaign, the fact we never actually got to Nagashizzar last week was a break in the pattern because every other week when we picked an option we achieved it that week.

Skullbone
Skullbone

back again

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Firespawn
Firespawn

I just told you, we didn't march all along Shyish. We went through a realmgate into the region. Are you retarded?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I remember there being an option to simply fuck off and or wait it out

viagrandad
viagrandad

The Prime Innerlands are still huge you dumb ass.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Why is there an elf head in that picture?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

That was back when he learned the secrets of dark magic from dark elves. He repaid them by betraying them as soon as they tried to betray him.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Nagash learned dark magic from ship wrecked dark elves and then killed them.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

The Dark Elves are the ones who taught Nagash how to manipulate Dhur (black magic).

He kills his teachers in an epic wizard duel when he outstrips their power.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

You said all along Shyish. Which would be impossible for them to do in a timely manner. And yes, but still doable.

takes2long
takes2long

Man how do people work with green stuff? Anytime I try to sculpt with it, it winds up looking like a ball of crap.

Skullbone
Skullbone

3 responses in 9 seconds

I guess fantasy isn't completely dead.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

The only way for AoS lore to not sound like complete dogshit is to know a bit about the setting before it.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I know that it seems like there's a huge time difference in between the two events of him learning it then going an heroed

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

That book cover doesn't depict an actual event, just a culmination of several other events that happened in the book to sell copies.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

And yes, but still doable.

So is making the horizion you absolute pleb, from ground level it;s only a few miles.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

nagash wouldnt be shit without the elves

jesus is there anything the elves cant take credit for?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Through an army of the dead and after rescuing your people. That's the main thing.

WebTool
WebTool

It's never dead except to those who refuse to acknowledge that Age of Sigmar is the continuation.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The real question is, do you really want to take credit for Nagash?

FastChef
FastChef

If the artillery weapon isn't magic related than that means we may get both Sancrosant and Ruination Chambers soon. Alternatively magic and artillery could be part of the same Chamber.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Again, we're not given a few hours, we've got an arbitrary length of time to accomplish whatever.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Settra does
Well, not credit more like Responsibility

For ripping his dick off

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I kinda believe that, but I don't hate it.

The themes and setting are too drastically different. Really the only thing that carries over are names.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Eh I prefer to believe both can exist. Let the old world continue as some alt universe where the Storm of Chaos was still the canon outcome of End Times, even if GW will no longer support it.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

samefaging this hard
actually die

StonedTime
StonedTime

Funny enough, it was because Settra feared death so much that Nagash came into being.

If he never established the mortuary cult, nagash might have just been a cunty preist of Ptra, who attempted a coup, killed his brother and was latter killed by rivals in the other city states.

TechHater
TechHater

You know, out of all the gods and goddesses, only Nagash and Sigmar are the truly worthy ones, right? They are the only two gods that were once human men, and through unrelenting determination and will power were able to climb to Godhood; sure, Nagash may not have been a good person, but the foes and challenges he faced far outweighed those of Sigmar.

Mean while, the Aelf gods lucked into divinity, while Gorkamorka and the Dwarfs were already gods.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

kek

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

First you apply it to get the basic shape of what you need, then you wait for about 45 minutes for it to start yo harden, then you can shape it a bit better, then for details you wait until its a bit harder and work with a wet tool.

idontknow
idontknow

Mean while, the Aelf gods lucked into divinity

No one would be a god if it weren't for Teclis.
Sigmar, Allarielle, Nagash and all the other former incarnates are only a gods because of Teclis and Lileath.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

At first, Shahleah had thought they were shadows. Shahleah had led her Seekers from the mountainside and through the cracked frame of the long-rotted city gates, and from the moment they had stepped inside, they had been followed. They clung to walls, slipped around corners, had no faces. Many were shaped as men, but just as many, on furtive inspection, were not. They were hulking shapes, horns and tusks and plates, bodies out of all proportion to anything that could cast such a shadow.
There was no light. No sun, no moon, no stars. And yet they were all around them, inside every ruin and under every buried street. Before Shahleah had realised that they were more than mere shadows, they were surrounded.
These were all similarly man-shaped, but hunched and powerful, their shoulders armoured and spiked and their jaws heavy. Their weapons were similarly massive, the dark mirror of implements made for bludgeoning rather than aesthetic cutting. A dozen or more of them came at her at once, and she fended them off with a beguiling sequence of parries, each one a masterstroke rendered in gold.

So I'm reading Godless - a Slaaneshi cultist centered book - and I think these might be those shadow demons morathi was fucking with

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I wonder if some part of Nagash will miss Sigmar if he bites it?

Yeah, he's always hated him, but how can you be obsessed with something that long and not take notice of its absence.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Also
Great sweeps of his bloodied chain smashed through the tide of shadow, but every so often he paused, as if on purpose, took the hit to his unarmoured quarter that his abrupt halt invited, then let rip a howl of agony and plunged back into the fray. His followers fought in the same bruising style. They were as tough as any blightking, vicious as any Goresworn berserker, but many were already dead or else crying out for the Dark Prince to reveal Himself for their final suffering.
On the other side of the fountain, surrounded by the pants and yells of her acolytes, Hel’ein’s twin swords clove shadows as if they were rags unbecoming of a queen. Her thralls screamed desperate praises, loud as mortal throats could – they cried their joy at the aural revelation that was steel on cold night and the symphonic grind of boots over marble. Hel’ein herself issued a moan, tongue pressed against the back of her teeth, and practically begged absent Slaanesh to come forth and witness her orgiastic fury.

What a bunch of fucking Cucks lmao

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I think he hates Sigmar more than words can describe. I doubt he’d miss him

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I'm about 97% sure that Sigmar was a God before Teclis was fucking bitches in his tower

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No, Nagash is a god because he ate morr and stole the wind of death.

He wasn't an incarnate til way after the fact and even bound the wind to slyvania rather than absorb it immediately (because he never wanted to be a god)

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

No, he was trapped in Azyr.
This was why he couldn't help Archaon.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Nobody knew that taking a wind of magic into themselves would later make you a god.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Yeah he ascended to Godhood before Tzeentch decided to trap him

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Wait so that's why Archie is such a cry baby?

What a fucking numpty
Holy shit can Ghal Maraz slap him already

farquit
farquit

I think that he hates him so much he couldn't help but miss him.
So much of himself is tied into his hatred of him.

massdebater
massdebater

Archaon dies
Small sliver to redemption that Grungi mentioned is still there
Archaon becomes a SCE instead of Malal/Malice/Zecholo

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Sigmar bashed his skull in when he was still mortal. His followers bashed his skull in again when he tried to return. He almost gets his skull bashed in by Chaos during End times and Sigmar didn't really help there.

Then after millenia of solitude, Sigmar shows up and wants to be bros? Fuck that, Siggy's gonna try and bash his skull in again. And sure enough, Sigmar tries to bash his skull in again.

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Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Implying anyone can kill Archaon.

The Eye has already shown his triumphing over Sigmar.

5mileys
5mileys

So all this time waiting for deepkin and it's just sea elves meets the Little Mermaid? Where are my fighting squids?

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likme
likme

Well yeah, if the eye showed him getting brained by Ghal Maraz, he'd probably just walk over to Sigmar, put his head on the table and say 'go ahead'.

The guy is a total defeatist when you spoil the ending.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

freeguild
kickass fluff
Nice bait

Playboyize
Playboyize

He'd be a lot interesting
Then again Archie is more interesting through the eyes of other characters like lithe guy who was taught by him in Spear of Shadows I think it was actually yeah

But he was not a savage. Revenge was nothing, unless it served a greater purpose. The Three-Eyed King had taught him that, among other things. Archaon was a philosopher-king, wise and wicked. He grasped the immensity of existence with ease, and thought in terms of epochs, where others stumbled on centuries.

Also the 99 Ravens

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

The Eye has already shown his triumphing over Sigmar.

Yup, right after Naggy steals his soul and tells him to do it.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Nagash is Archaon's bitch boy though.

idontknow
idontknow

Not for long

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Already in the Deepkin range.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Always and forever.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Freeguild really do need an update with their own battletome.

Dwarfs and Elfs got expanded on. Elves get their snake-assasin witches and muder-hippes. Dwarfs get Sci-fi megacorp soldiers and homoerotic wrestlers. What do humans get? Walking tin cans and checkered pants

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

There better be more than that. I wanted a full range of angry sea creatures

Techpill
Techpill

Here we go; time to take that bait and ride that journey.

Police
Demigryph Knights are amongst the finest *warriors* of the Free Peoples
When the Freeguilds *march to war* a Freeguild General himself might accompany them. Atop his griffon mount he is often joined by his finest *soldiers*
riding them into the *depths of battle*
To *command an army* requires the courage to send *soldiers* to what may be their deaths without doubt or hesitation. The *Freeguild armies* are led by *warriors* who have been trained to direct their forces as effortlessly as a swordsman wields a blade
*War* calls to the Free Peoples and they answer its summons in their countless thousands
*Freeguild armies* often include Handgunners who support the larger infantry units as part of the battle line

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

What should Freeguild get though? Maybe some more constructs? Or more Demi-gryph knights?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Octopuses, Eels, Sharks, Turtles, various fish.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

What do humans get?

Stormcast.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Here's a list of cool things they could do:
- Special weapon teams (they're basically IG now so why not?)
- Update the basic troop sculpts (they're old and the mould lines are a bitch, and the even-older sculpts had a better aesthetic)
- Hot air balloons with guns, but not blimps (coz renaissance tech theme)
- Release realm-themed upgrade packs to spice up your troops
- Also, with the battletome, make it like the GA death one and put all the former empire dudes (minus DoS) back together and make devoted its own faction.
- Release holy knights on horses and foot crusaders for the devoted of sigmar faction (lures in all those dudes begging for brets to return)

w8t4u
w8t4u

I was thinking more unit variety to show how varied the human cultures that are drawn to the freeguild and the myriad civilizations of the planes. Like Ghur can see cavalry with all sorts of beasts from Demigryphs to super-bears, or Chamon can see humans that regularly trade with KO wearing a more primitive form of their power armor and repeater rifles, or even non human units if the freeguild is truly a mercenary force.

There is so much available, that frankly anything that makes them more than 'The Empire redux' would be an improvement.

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likme
likme

See? Total downgrade compared to the other races.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Do they form lines of infantry or are they only there to support elves?

TechHater
TechHater

If I recall correctly, Teclis helped to arrange Nagash's ressurection to happen earlier than it should have. It was part of Lileath and Teclis' plan that the Curse of Aenarion would make it so that Nagash had to wait to become an Incarnate.

I think all being trapped in Azyr did was ensure that he couldn't physically manifest since Sigmarite priests were channeling his power before and during the End Times.

Archaon's story is absolute garbage and I'm glad GW has seemingly backed away from putting the focus on him.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Cavalry and a firing platform mostly.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

freeguild is truly a mercenary force
Since when were they ever mercs?

inb4 "its in the name" - guild doesn't mean anything, it's just a synonym for organisation.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

From the way they talk about it in the fluff, it sounds like freeguild is a catch all term for any army or mercenary company fighting for human cities so that's why I'm assuming mercenary force.

FastChef
FastChef

Que? From what I've read they sound like standing army and or garrison

farquit
farquit

I get to marry a cute little skink

All smiles.

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StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

More like the majority of players are fucking morons and did almost everything wrong.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

oh no

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

at least he's a pretty chill guy :^)

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

not wanting to marry a skeleton

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

but user he's too cool for me

Lunatick
Lunatick

Well its a juggernaut. I uh don't know if marrying a mechanical bull is allowed.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Any likely hood of some kind of Skaven release that isn't more Pestilens?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Hahaha i wish buddy. Even just more giant rats or some shit for verminus would make me happy.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Their hardest is a failure

Freeguild's fluff.
Half of their timeline is getting killed, the other half is begging the stromcast to come save them.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I get my lore from memes

FastChef
FastChef

I'd settle for a Start Playing box for generic Skaven. I'd kill for a slightly more economic source of Clanrats and/or Stormvermin

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

A faction without a battletome or codex acting as a propaganda moutpiece doesn't have a list of victories making them look like the best thing forever
How new are you to warhammer?

likme
likme

KO tome says they beat Ghazbag's airborne WAAAGH!
So where's Grumlok?

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

My memes are based in fact.

The Freeguild are losers. They're only good at doing the shit the Storm cast can't be assed with. Even then, the Freeguild are barely capable enough to deal with that.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I have been mercilessly plowed by ranks upon ranks of infantry and this is my only release

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Again you seem to be unaware that Battletomes exist to sell the faction with invented victories otherwise little to nothing would exist about them. You think 40k had Cadians being badasses just because?

Fuck no. Give Freeguild a battletome and suddenly their fluff will see a 9:1 win:lose ratio like everyone else.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

the faction based around flying airships with machineguns, cannons and everything else manged to beat a bunch of orcs on kites
GW wants me to believe that KO have anything to fear from any other army in the air
the worst thing that could happen is them running out of ammo before they decide to fly somewhere else

viagrandad
viagrandad

Demigryph Knights are amongst the finest *warriors* of the Free Peoples
>When the Freeguilds *march to war* a Freeguild General himself might accompany them. Atop his griffon mount he is often joined by his finest *soldiers*
>riding them into the *depths of battle*
>To *command an army* requires the courage to send *soldiers* to what may be their deaths without doubt or hesitation. The *Freeguild armies* are led by *warriors* who have been trained to direct their forces as effortlessly as a swordsman wields a blade
>*War* calls to the Free Peoples and they answer its summons in their countless thousands
>*Freeguild armies* often include Handgunners who support the larger infantry units as part of the battle line
And they all suck
Here's a list of cool things they could do:
- Special weapon teams (they're basically IG now so why not?)
- Update the basic troop sculpts (they're old and the mould lines are a bitch, and the even-older sculpts had a better aesthetic)
- Hot air balloons with guns, but not blimps (coz renaissance tech theme)
- Release realm-themed upgrade packs to spice up your troops
- Also, with the battletome, make it like the GA death one and put all the former empire dudes (minus DoS) back together and make devoted its own faction.
- Release holy knights on horses and foot crusaders for the devoted of sigmar faction (lures in all those dudes begging for brets to return)
So why wouldn't you play IG instead?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I have no reading comprehension

My mistake

Playboyize
Playboyize

You think 40k had Cadians being badasses just because?
Except Cadian never were badass, they were classical Imperium cannon fodder.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Someone lost badly to a whfb scrub with his 'freeguild' didn't they?

WebTool
WebTool

Someone lost badly to a whfb scrub with his 'freeguild' didn't they?
How I can lose if my 12 models dealing 106 attacks

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

58799960
Ah I see. Here. Half decent bait gets half a (you)

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I dunno. You're the one who lost.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Half decent bait
Remind me, where is Cadia?
You're the one who lost.
projecting so hard

Soft_member
Soft_member

88
0000
Confirmed chosen

Stop pussyfooting it and combine the Collegiate, Ironweld, and Freeguild into one. Those subfactions were made to fill out a nigh empty roster when AoS had nothing but stormcast and legacy shit.

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farquit
farquit

With the defenders who lasted longer than the planet.

Inmate
Inmate

projecting so hard
I know, you really should stop. So they freeguild beat you, no point in being so upset about it.

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idontknow
idontknow

With the defenders who lasted longer than the planet.
SO basically they lost after Abbadon decide attack Cadia for a first time

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

58800046
13 crusades
first time
So you can't count. Confirmed retard

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

crusades
None of them was aimed for Cadia except the last one

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

hurr durr I'm just pretending to be retarded

Stop feeding the troll

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

58800071
1st Black Crusade (781.M31) - Abaddon the Despoiler made many blood pacts with the Dark Gods in the wake of Horus' defeat during the Horus Heresy. In 781.M31, Abaddon made his first attempt to launch a new offensive against the Imperium of Man following the Horus Heresy and initiated the 1st Black Crusade, also known as the First Battle of Cadia. The 1st Black Crusade marked the first assault by the Forces of Chaos upon that Fortress World.

RETARD
E
T
A
R
D

whereismyname
whereismyname

im ok with this (pic related)

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happy_sad
happy_sad

These are all the models I have built. How terrible will I do?

Grand Order Alliance 1500

Neve
Lord Castellant
Scar Veteran on Carnosaur, Reckless, Talisman or Phoenix Stone

5 Liberators, Grandhammer
5 Liberators, Grandhammer
Steelheart's Champions
12 Saurus Warriors

5 Vanguard Hunters

3 Vanguard Raptors

Battle Mage, Chain Lightning
Battle Mage, Fireball
Battle Mage, Life Surge

iluvmen
iluvmen

You have stormcast. The chosen of GW. You cannot fail

idontknow
idontknow

st Black Crusade (781.M31) - Abaddon the Despoiler made many blood pacts with the Dark Gods in the wake of Horus' defeat during the Horus Heresy. In 781.M31, Abaddon made his first attempt to launch a new offensive against the Imperium of Man following the Horus Heresy and initiated the 1st Black Crusade, also known as the First Battle of Cadia. The 1st Black Crusade marked the first assault by the Forces of Chaos upon that Fortress World.
Except it wasn't main goal of 1 Black Crusade

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

58800138

58800046
after Abbadon decide attack Cadia for a first time
can't even keep track of his own argument
Just keep digging that hole retard.

Illusionz
Illusionz

What part of don't feed the troll don't you guys get?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

The part where said troll is just so convincingly stupid or constantly hits that one point that triggers said feeder

T. Someone who used to feed

Playboyize
Playboyize

And they all suck
I mean that's just like your opinion man.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Sounds more like Orcs to me

Firespawn
Firespawn

Laughs in Kharadron

eGremlin
eGremlin

Closest I ever got to that was drawing my friend's female Runelord for her. Keeping in mind it's been years since I've drawn anything and I've probably never finished a sketch in my life.

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Skullbone
Skullbone

It was an Arkanaut so...I guess I hope he's not a shitty prospector and embrace my future as a midget skyhomo.

RumChicken
RumChicken

That's the fluff

DeathDog
DeathDog

I never understand why GW would not include Krell when they brought the Mortards back

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Wait, why did you support him during the Red Mist week?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Because he's not on a whatever the fuck the plastic Mortarchs ride. He's demoted to basic Wight King now, and thank fuck for that.
I'm still bitter for the whole Sigvald debacle.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

It's one of those tiny fairy forest spirit thingies from the wood elves.
Not sure how to feel about that.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Because undeath is boring, and I couldn't in good Slaaneshi conscience not try a magical hyper drug that makes warriors stronger and madder. My prize for supporting that was a whole moon filled with screaming khornites barreling down the sky to destroy everything, which is pretty metal.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Change the lores of the Battlemages. Life Surge is alright if you keep it to the Carnosaur, but Fireball and Chain Lightning are both shit. Get one Wildform andf one Mystifying Miasma.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Congratulations, you didn't beat Nagash. But you did restore everyone's greatest champions. So there's that, I suppose.

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BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

long-dead heroes resurrected from their souls
Skarsnik is BACK lads!

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PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Grim Pope be back please, not Martin Luther be back please, Isabella von Carstein be back please.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

thanks for being honest

Methnerd
Methnerd

Can we have a goblin thread again? That was fun

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Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Gibe KF back plz

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