In which we post wizard towers

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

In which we post wizard towers

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RumChicken
RumChicken

That's clearly a tower for clerics.

FastChef
FastChef

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Emberburn
Emberburn

meanwhile, in the space marine tower...

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

inb4 dicks

eGremlin
eGremlin

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Supergrass
Supergrass

Why do wizards live in towers, anyway?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Hang on, I think I have a few somewhere

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Gigastrength
Gigastrength

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Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Magic powers increase with altitude.
It has something to do with the sun I think.

Skullbone
Skullbone

the wizard's desk

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SniperWish
SniperWish

Lots of storage space without a large amount of real estate

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

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SniperGod
SniperGod

Because the height makes them easier to feel better than others and isn't that what magic is really about?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

its a mystery

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

you will never live in a world where the Chicago ghetto was demolished to build a kilometer-tall obelisk

TreeEater
TreeEater

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Towers require a lot of material to create, making them a sign of wealth. They physically and spiritually elevate their occupants over their surroundings. These are traits that help identify a wizard as someone beyond a normal life, invested with power and knowledge. You can also get some very pretty views from high up, so it's also nice for recreation.

5mileys
5mileys

Towers are associated with astronomers, who are associated with scholarly pursuits and astrology, which are associated with wizards.

FastChef
FastChef

It really is a fuckin shame

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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Towers allow one to discern the sky and the land with great ease, and thus are associated with observation. They are appropriate for hermits as they can excuse themselves by living high up in the tower, and any visiter who comes knocking at the bottom floor will never be heard and thus safely ignored. Furthermore they are foreboding, they stand out yet you don't want to linger in their shadow, further dissuading visitors. Combined with the first point, hanging around a tower gives the sense that you are being watched by someone or something stronger (higher up) than you.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Those stairs are making me nervous just looking at that shit

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This user gets a cookie

Nojokur
Nojokur

Because they're beta nerds who spend all their time reading books and hate talking to people. And nowhere has less people around then 10,000 feet above the earth.

farquit
farquit

What, are you going to practice complex air magic while touching the earth? It'll get contaminated!

Lunatick
Lunatick

The White City was amazing.
This would have been mindblowing; a monument for the ages.

chicagology.com/columbiaexpo/beaconofprogress/

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Why didn't they go through with it?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Because building something that large in the 1890s would have cost more than the entire combined property value of the city.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

That and getting fucking wrecked on magical drugs.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Not enough moolahs, as with many such things.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

To reach Heaven and talk to spirits. And presumably they make good observatories.

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The funny thing is, if (((they))) hadn't stopped Tesla from building his global free energy system based on that tower, the world would have been kept in such a high state of charge that sensitive electronics like modern computers would never have been possible and we'd be stuck in a permanent diesel-punk world.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

implying that isn't FUCKING SICK

likme
likme

Still annoyed that you never get to actually go in that tower. Wonder if it was cut content or something.

DeathDog
DeathDog

On that note, with a tower you get to giggle about being high while being high and spitting from the roof to see if you hit someone on the ground.
Just remember to have a safety railing around the roof. Or a ring of feather fall.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

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TalkBomber
TalkBomber

What's stopping NK from building something like that and buttefugging the global information system?

Supergrass
Supergrass

The plans are locked up in a vault somewhere. And also they don't want to get shelled to shit.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

kek

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What the actual blue hell is this comic

JunkTop
JunkTop

Long abandoned ruins

or

Druid clubhouse?

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Stupidasole
Stupidasole

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

were Irish wizards trying to compensate for something?

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takes2long
takes2long

Imagine pissing off almost every country in the world. It wouldn't go well for NK.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Cozy!

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DeathDog
DeathDog

Please stop pretending Tesla was relevant it's getting embarrassing at this point.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

AC not relevant

w8t4u
w8t4u

ah, I see we have the Wizard of exploiting pathing bugs.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I imagine you'd need a global network of towers for effective coverage so it would just fuck up themselves and anyway north korea already has trouble keeping the lights on without powering some global energy saturation experiment.

askme
askme

What's it from? Dark Souls? It looks kind of familiar

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

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iluvmen
iluvmen

It was Mojo fucking around with ideas to revamp the Avengers, that example being a high school setting.

TreeEater
TreeEater

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viagrandad
viagrandad

Yeah, Dark Souls 3 DLC I think

RumChicken
RumChicken

To dominate the surrounding countryside. You can sit up in your tower casting spells on people approaching, meanwhile firearms dont exist so sitting up in a tower nobody can attack you back. Its a defensive position

idontknow
idontknow

huge tower over a massive dome
That's just asking for trouble.

JunkTop
JunkTop

No nakh (modern Chechens, Ingush etc.) towers?

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

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