>In which we post wizard towers
In which we post wizard towers
Landon King
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Ian Mitchell
That's clearly a tower for clerics.
Grayson Russell
Ian Lewis
>meanwhile, in the space marine tower...
Isaac Robinson
>inb4 dicks
Nicholas Gutierrez
Owen Jackson
Why do wizards live in towers, anyway?
Robert Garcia
Hang on, I think I have a few somewhere
Ryder Bailey
Leo Powell
Magic powers increase with altitude.
It has something to do with the sun I think.
Alexander James
>the wizard's desk
Isaac Scott
Lots of storage space without a large amount of real estate
Camden Scott
William Moore
Because the height makes them easier to feel better than others and isn't that what magic is really about?
Nathan Howard
its a mystery
Joshua Jackson
Jacob Butler
>you will never live in a world where the Chicago ghetto was demolished to build a kilometer-tall obelisk
Nathaniel Miller
Aaron Adams
Towers require a lot of material to create, making them a sign of wealth. They physically and spiritually elevate their occupants over their surroundings. These are traits that help identify a wizard as someone beyond a normal life, invested with power and knowledge. You can also get some very pretty views from high up, so it's also nice for recreation.
Eli Evans
Towers are associated with astronomers, who are associated with scholarly pursuits and astrology, which are associated with wizards.
Tyler Morris
It really is a fuckin shame
Christian Morgan
Towers allow one to discern the sky and the land with great ease, and thus are associated with observation. They are appropriate for hermits as they can excuse themselves by living high up in the tower, and any visiter who comes knocking at the bottom floor will never be heard and thus safely ignored. Furthermore they are foreboding, they stand out yet you don't want to linger in their shadow, further dissuading visitors. Combined with the first point, hanging around a tower gives the sense that you are being watched by someone or something stronger (higher up) than you.
Lincoln Richardson
Those stairs are making me nervous just looking at that shit
Sebastian Edwards
This user gets a cookie
Adrian Ward
Because they're beta nerds who spend all their time reading books and hate talking to people. And nowhere has less people around then 10,000 feet above the earth.
Aiden Peterson
What, are you going to practice complex air magic while touching the earth? It'll get contaminated!
Brody Bailey
The White City was amazing.
This would have been mindblowing; a monument for the ages.
Julian Cooper
Why didn't they go through with it?
Owen Phillips
Because building something that large in the 1890s would have cost more than the entire combined property value of the city.
Nathan Baker
That and getting fucking wrecked on magical drugs.
Tyler Wilson
Anthony Bailey
Not enough moolahs, as with many such things.
Andrew White
To reach Heaven and talk to spirits. And presumably they make good observatories.
Gabriel Stewart
The funny thing is, if (((they))) hadn't stopped Tesla from building his global free energy system based on that tower, the world would have been kept in such a high state of charge that sensitive electronics like modern computers would never have been possible and we'd be stuck in a permanent diesel-punk world.
Noah Martinez
>implying that isn't FUCKING SICK
Camden Price
Still annoyed that you never get to actually go in that tower. Wonder if it was cut content or something.
Ayden Bell
On that note, with a tower you get to giggle about being high while being high and spitting from the roof to see if you hit someone on the ground.
Just remember to have a safety railing around the roof. Or a ring of feather fall.
Christopher Gray
Cameron Turner
What's stopping NK from building something like that and buttefugging the global information system?
Zachary Morris
The plans are locked up in a vault somewhere. And also they don't want to get shelled to shit.
Oliver Wright
kek
Jace Rivera
What the actual blue hell is this comic
Charles Baker
Long abandoned ruins
or
Druid clubhouse?
Jose Gray
Nathan Sanchez
were Irish wizards trying to compensate for something?
Dylan Hall
Imagine pissing off almost every country in the world. It wouldn't go well for NK.
Daniel Taylor
Cozy!
Logan Jones
Please stop pretending Tesla was relevant it's getting embarrassing at this point.
Cooper Campbell
>AC not relevant
Austin King
ah, I see we have the Wizard of exploiting pathing bugs.
Aaron Clark
I imagine you'd need a global network of towers for effective coverage so it would just fuck up themselves and anyway north korea already has trouble keeping the lights on without powering some global energy saturation experiment.
Daniel White
What's it from? Dark Souls? It looks kind of familiar
Kayden Clark
Aiden Morris
It was Mojo fucking around with ideas to revamp the Avengers, that example being a high school setting.
Thomas Lopez
Dominic Cox
Yeah, Dark Souls 3 DLC I think
Liam Sanders
To dominate the surrounding countryside. You can sit up in your tower casting spells on people approaching, meanwhile firearms dont exist so sitting up in a tower nobody can attack you back. Its a defensive position
Luke Nguyen
>huge tower over a massive dome
That's just asking for trouble.
Jacob Scott
No nakh (modern Chechens, Ingush etc.) towers?
Jason Morgan