$250k bank account

>$250k bank account
>$5 million portfolio
>downtown condo
>g wagon
>gold rolex
>greek god body
>maxed out my runescape account
>veneers
>nice hair
>clear skin
>still a virgin

wat do

Try talking to a woman

prostitute

You like men. Go for them instead

>>maxed out my runescape account
Osrs or rs3? If you even think about saying rs3 then we know your problem.

Otherwise, learn to talk.

practice with whores, be straight up with em. Tell em you're a virgin and need to get good, make it a regular thing until you can last an 40mins at least

Rebalance portfolio

this

disgusting feet

have you tried turning it off and on again

Hi Elliot rodger

Hey don't just buy a hooker. You must be pretty socially awkward but wait for a girl that likes you. use your intuition like you used it to make them gainz boi.

kek

Buy an inflatable goat.

OP, in all likelihood you are gay and are just fighting that fact instead of accepting it

>5m

Figure out how to run a business or eventually become poor.

Take a community college art class.

I still don't get why it's so significant to lose ones virginity.

Just go and fuck a prostitute if it's that important to you.

Get some coke and booze then stagger down to a bar and open a set.

stop lying to yourself. you dont have a greek god body and your skin is fucked

>>maxed out my runescape account
Congrats on this, seriously.

>still a virgin
only this is not a lie, gl user

Go outside wtf

ill trade you my non virginity for your financial creds

This, why would you even give a shit about being a virgin, i'd go back and un-fuck all my gf's and friends if it meant that
I'd sign a fucking document saying i wont see a vagina after my mothers when i was fucking born