How to avoid paying taxes on this shit?

how to avoid paying taxes on this shit?

Hold or just don't let them know in your tax form.

monero
dont cash out
buy stuff with crypto

will crypto to fiat exchanges snitch on me?

Bitflur.com

Your bank will

Protip: Use offshore bank account.

>source: I have one in Dubai

well shit. monero it is then

Faggots and women dont crypto so i dunno who your target audience is

How will my bank know my income? What if I withdraw just below the taxable threshold?

I believe so because most crypto to fiat exchanges require you to put in things like an ID or SSN. Unless you can find a no questions asked exchange and those are kinda sketchy

>Faggots and women dont crypto so i dunno who your target audience is
Women don't.

Qt neet boys do.

cash out the smart way

Buy gold with bitcoin.

I'm gay as the day is long and I'm balls deep in that crypto booty

You gonna withdraw 10k or less a year? How you gonna live on that?

By having a job.

>have job
>get my 200 bucks a week from my mcdonalds job deposited into my account
>deposit 10k not from job into it
>bank asks where is this from
>tells IRS
good luck m8

I have more than one bank account.

So uh, aren't there any lowkey banks that don't snitch? With Lloyds right now but fuck em

did you do this online or visit there?