Tell us about your gains, user!

Lol you don't smash much do you

I wonder how many I could blast in the face with one cum shot

PRL team

None, you'd get laughed out of the room as soon as you pulled it out.

BE GONE THOTS

>
buy hortex?

>> Hortex

Where can I buy this?

one day

I will buy ALL of you

Do any of your girls play Factorio?

>everything on a single belt loop
Jesus christ lad, STOP.

what the fuck does that actually work? Jesus I hope you didn't make that that looks fucking awful

im all in DOGE ladies

That was an Autism test. And you failed! Or did you pass? I don't know, remember you have autism and it isn't always clear when you try to convey your thoughts to others.

Oh my God user you bought ICX at $10?

Can I have 0.01 ICX to buy a car please?

>tenses up
>turns around
>runs to bedroom while screeching loudly

pic related didn't buy any hortex

i bet u 95% of those white girls have had a black cock inside them. fuck that shit.

>implying you wouldn't have a black cock inside you if you were a girl.

no i hate niggers

Do you want to talk about how they hurt you, user?

>if you were a girl
>implying it makes a difference

/pol/ tards BTFO

What does this room smell like?

kek

bags of sand

What a bunch of ugly looking girls. You can’t tell they are all flat chested with no ass skinny toothpicks. The make up only does so much.

Drama hoes

topkek

If this situation actually took place the only correct response would be

>trying to figure out what color lambo I want

Half of those girls would get instantly wet.

not everyone is into bestiality

Go back to high school with your mediocre ass looking girls. Go and live life if you think these broads are attractive

Sit down ladies
>pulls out ledger
Let me tell you about the revolution that is the blockchain

why does this photo give me anxiety. i didn't think i was autistic

Pumpkin Spice.

>"ladies! Ladies! I'll show you my gains, look around and you'll see it..."
>"YOU are my greatest treasure, I'd be a truly poor man without you gals hahaha!"
>"Now suck my dick, my dear Stacy, or I'll take away your allowance ;-)"

>trying to figure out what color lambo I want
>eww, why can't he just get every color like Chad did?

...

I have gained .375 BPEL over 9 months since moving up to 25 pounds of weight, yeah my foreskin looks weird

*farts*
>”ooh that smells so good user”

Sardines

>Good evening ladies...
>Sorry but I'm spoken for...
youtube.com/watch?v=Bq7gwwHX5L4

Viva la Juicy Gold Couture

youtu.be/-EhpiRV0I68

about 800 dollars per day

I bet that room smells like farts and perfume

Well my coins are down right now so I only have about two million, sorry ladies but I can only take five of you home.

I bought TRX at ATH but d-don't worry l-ladies, It's g-gonna go back up soon. W-who wants first ride in my lambo?

why does looking at this photo give me anxiety?

what the fuck am i looking at?

I got into UFR at $0.60, this shit is only 15mil market cap. Already 2x my initial investment. Get the fuck in here faggots

...

Turned 1k into 200k in a year.

What gains?

...

9
4
13
7
2
15
12
1
18
3
8
11
16
6
5
10
17
14

This guy fucks

Old fag gen-x chad here
>How to deal with multiple thots
>I can show you all a magic trick, not sure if any of you are good looking enough to be my magicians assistant
>oh yes, you ok...
>perform this coin trick
bar-tricks.wonderhowto.com/how-to/make-coin-jump-from-hand-hand-with-magic-366381/
>thots amazed!
>show the selected girl how to do it
>get them to show their friends and they fuck it up
>friends all gather round wanting to have a go
>infiltrated the herd mentality and pick one to bang

wow this is alpha as fuck you involve all of them because otherwise that one you piss off will cockblock you

i am a 27 year old virgin but i recently started approaching women and every time i do her friend is always real pissy even if she is a little in to me

Yes young Padawan, the force is strong in you.

That has been my secret 'IN' for the last 20 years. I have made some crypto gains from this board so it's only fair to give back in vag. Any crypto donations greatly appreciated.

Fuck your pia bullshit

WROOONG.
Those are Polish. I recognize the juice and vodka.

We have no niggers here. Even if you find one he would never get any attention from hotties.

Don’t worry user, it will work on men as well

black dick

*insert Youtuber mutt pic here*

GAS

mfw no black dick

>mlady asks to see a trick
>try to perform coin trick
>only coin I have is bitcoin which I haven’t been able to cash out
>b-b-bear with me ladies

>>mlady asks to see a trick
>mfw plebs don't own midgets for these menial kind of duties

All that room smells like is 18 different types of perfume and 18 different types of skin lotion.

407% 1 month. Nothing amazing but hey at least I have a good position in solving the oracle problem

only x2'd this week

women juice

g-gainns? hehe

up nearly 600% since starting mid december. 300 became 1700

Shampoo

Niggers are the second largest?

you funny man i like you

looking at that picture makes me more nervous than a 15% dip in alts

Just as an aside. You will be amazed how many normie girls(and guys) will fall for you fudging a blockfolio to say you are rich.

dubz and id be able to fuck all of these girls for 10 LINK in 2019

some sort of feet smelling cheese that all women seem to have when they get together. And then theres one that brings a melted dip blended with all sorts of the worst smelling cheeses as possible.

and wine.

why do all of them look sort of good?

BASED
A
S
E
D

So close my dude

this

makeup, take it off and they all turn into 2/10s