Who else is actually investing what they could NOT afford to lose, this is my ultimate life all in...

u don't understand, i dont have enough money to make it without going all-in, 1000% gains would not make any difference in my fucked up life if i play it safe and only put what i can "afford to lose", IM POOR FFS

how much in tax?

I have 90k in cryptos, 3k in my bank account and seriously consider putting the last bit of fiat in VEN

Go back to your own board then

going all in with suicidal death gambles is the only way to make it in this market

You have nothing to lose if this goes right you will be set for life. If not then you go back to wagecucking. But on your deathbed, you will be able to look back and say that at least you tried to win it all.

I have already accepted death into my heart.

I await it. I've been justed only once, and I'm still up 4x my initial investment 12 days ago.

Even if I commit financial seppuku I will have lived in a time of gods and heroes.

Nope, 12k cc debt and no job here. I'm still working on making it though. I make enough off crypto to pay minimum payments and all my bills every monthx just trying to hit a big moon mission and pay off all my debt.

I started out investing only what I could afford to lose (like 10% of my networth). I told myself "I'm not investing any more than this."

Fast forward a few months, that 10% is now 80%. I never invested a dollar more, but now almost my entire worth is in crypto, and I'm feeling comfy asf desu.

How can you still be a nocoiner in 2018?

It's not that I can't afford to lose it, but if I do, I will have to get off the computer and wageslave again, and I would really hate that.

1k liquid cash.

1000 usd dumped into it per paycheck

stay poor then faggot cya

my life is shit. I either lose it all and kill myself or become a millionaire and actually enjoy my life. I'm at $100k now and I'm not really attached to it emotionally. That's funny because a year ago a had literally $0 on me and I remember how happy I was when I made my first $1k on crypto, like it was something extraordinary

Nice, what coins?

lmao that chicks nipples the fuckkkk

Nigger, take a look at the past month of crypto. Literally everything 10x'd. This is gambling except everyone wins and it doesn't matter what you buy.

mommy milky

Being a hobo can't be that hard honestly.

Just remember OP, apply for food stamps and medicaid *before* you lose your permanent address, not after. If you have enough cash consider purchasing and accommodating a van, or at least a big backpack.

It will be fun, dont kill urself.

I have about 15 in CC debt and about 7 in crypto now. gonna do the minimum payments a few more months.

been donating plasma and pull in 350 a month.

i subsitute teach and just sit there and trade all day and make about 100 a day.

im pretty much degenerate and hoping for a moon mission to save me from my future hell.

why don't you just put 3k worth of crypto into ven?

i think it's dumb to risk the last bit of fiat you have for something that will probably not do more than max a 20x

I invested what I couldn't afford, 600$. I now have about $3k in a months time. I don't recommend it, but I made it happen. You can too. Or not.

van life is pretty dope, everyone in montana does it was kind of cool. kind of want to do it desu.

>hey pays tax for minor cryptogains
laughing roasties.jpg

I had to run home from the pharmacy the other day because the $7 in my bank account couldn't cover a new asthma puffer.

I have $350k in crypto.

you have found life in death, the only real path

Nice, I think we're going to make it. My debt isn't from crypto. I was riding real high a few months ago and I had more than enough to pay off all my debts but I wanted to keep it in for more gains and then lost it all. So don't get too greedy but I think you'll be fine. Good job on the plasma, I might check that out.

you think a 10,000%+ increases will blow over all the cryptos the next months again?

Sitting here getting approved for a loan as we speak for crypto. All in niggers.

Nice, good luck user. Haha

I barely have any money. Have invest $450, waiting on $400 more from coinbase.

Why don't you start a company? Marketing coins to normies and niggers, and jewing them out of money?

I've considered it. Start a consultancy called "Outsider Trading". Then I realised I was making money just sitting at home on Veeky Forums, so fuck it.

Satan is here

Alts are gambling, but bitcoin is not.
Bitcoin is the only stable, sure thing in the whole world.

You are gonna make it. Check 'em.

It was. Snap out of it.

For now.

Long-time goal: land on another solar system!

nice get. at the same time, uncle sam is not going to come get u when u transfer 5k from coinbase to ur checking account. Don't get caught out like that. Numbers on a screen until u have the green.

>bitcoin is the only stable thing in the world
>price dipped 20% in a matter of minutes because cmc stopped taking korean price into account

> 2017 + 1
> Still a nocoiner

kek

You need to cash and go home. We are about to enter a time of jackals. If you don't know this game, take your gains and go. If you can't afford to lose it, leave. This a zero sum game and I don't think you want to play.

Stick with this shit until you have enough to live comfortably for the rest of your days. Have an uncle who lived the best life you can imagine because of the 'dot com boom.' Just. Do. Not. Get. Greedy.

I did it and lose it all in dice gambling. I just started over again but I do have suicidal thoughts

Wagekeking is the true risk

>nothing personnel kid

Edgy.

It's not a zero sum game while new and dumb money keeps coming in.

if the average dumb NEET can make money with crypto the average numb normie can too

>trying to beat out 26% interest with crypto

You are quite literally better off paying down your credit card debt as fast as possible you dumb fuck

The average normie can't register to binance let alone make money

$250 worth of eth from coinbase wont do much to the market

>10,000%

No, for some 100,000%.

You better be holding the one coin that complies with all western banking and financial laws and regulations. The one coin that is supported by the US government, the corporate world and the military. XRP.

kys faggot

>paying the minimum on a CC
Holy shit, it's over for you.
>dat 20+% interest rate on the principal EVERY month.

I'm unironically 100% in crypto, well into 6 figs. Pray for me anons.

Thanks just bought 100k dies

I was actually feeling suicidal for a long time, and then I decided that I was just going to speak the truth until I'm crucified, but now I'm thinking of maxing out my debt until I'm rich or thrown in prison.

Wut do Veeky Forums?

>running when you have asthma

SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

your $100 will alright user

Safety net is a noose

>Put in 3.5k of student loans 2.5 months ago over a 1 month period
>Portfolio now worth 13.5k with minimal risk
>Can't break the 10k profit ceiling
>Should i kms?

>You guys are worse than back-alley gamblers rolling dice and and cheering.
>worse
Back alley gambling is awesome you fucking pleb

Don't be a pussy and kill yourself, user. If you're alive you can still fucking win regardless of whatever happens.

I like that.

10% of net worth in summer to 90% currently invested, took out a decent loan from SoFi too

Crypto, Canadian Weed Stocks, Penny Stocks

I've never felt so excited yet terrified. I miss a restful night's sleep.

Gonna put 500€ in eth when coinbase verifies my ID

Got 8k in bank though accumulating wealth through traditional means and 250€ for regular use

that user says he is all in and you suggest him a coin that went on a retarded FOMO-fueled run that broke ATH and is owned at 70% by the company. Are you a fucking moron?

>50k cash on hand
>35k debt
>7figures crypto
pikachu lambos and yachts or bust imo

pics of wads of money with a time-stamp or your just a pajeet fantasizing with the USA lol

1btc always equals btc friend. Prices vs a shitcoin like usd is a faulty measure of value

Why KYS why not just chop your dick off and become a girl?

by cash on hand I mean in bank and stuff. But I did once cashout ~40k from my online poker playing (my main grind.) No time stamp as pic is almost 2yrs old now

50k***

>make modest gains with crypto and show my friend
>my friend gives me 500$ to invest for him
>show my gains to my parents
>my parents both offer me $3k to invest for 10% of the profit
>they spread the word
>my dad's BOSS now wants to invest $15k in me and I get to take 10% of the profit

How do I not fuck this up? I'm very excited for the opportunity but if this shit fails it's going to be a massive embarassment especially if I waste the money of my FATHERS BOSS

I'm not
You're doing a very dumb thing OP, scale back while you still can

im doing the same but with 50k and a 20% gain. Make sure you have a contract in place, you dont wanna get fucken sued if worse comes to worse and you lose everything

Firstly, never reveal your power level.
Secondly, tell them you lost everything and give them.back their money
Thirdly, fuck them, if they want to make money they can invest it themselves, your cortisol levels are goimg to shoot through the fucking rough and you will fall into serious depression if you do this. On top of that, when you lose their money they won't forgive you because they think you're a fucking printing press there's no way you could lose and you robbed them.

I'm doing this too

Paying off your debts should be the first thing you do man

You're not truly financially free otherwise

If you just put the amount of money they gave you in ETH and keep approximately that amount of money in USD there it would probably be impossible to lose it

>tfw the bubble collapses and you have fucked your friends and family and your dad is jobless

>tfw the bubble goes astronomical and you made everybody rich for a comfy passive income

Choose your own adventure

I'm a greedy fag though, I couldn't say no to free gains, I'm spending all my time and money on crypto anyways

Trips of truth

I have 0 consumer/house/university debt so I can afford to lose everything.

Wow, that's a lot of pressure. But fortunately, they only want modest gains, so choose the safest coins you know. Don't choose the short term gamble coins; go with the safe long terms that may be a bit more on the slow side.

That's what I thought, or maybe drop 60% in safe shit and use 40% for shitcoin gamble

idiot

same

this is my last shot to make it

i've put in more than i should, but i can't stop now. going back to wagecuck for a bit so i don't have to cash out of crypto, 2018 is just getting started.

here. this is what life is about. taking risks to see the stars. we'll all be dead soon, we take nothing with us. i haven't felt this alive in forever

Im doing something similar but im taking up to 50% gains starting with 10% if i 500% the investment.

Most people are pretty happy to give me 50% if they get 2.5 times their money.

.... And im happy too.