Email my boss

I hate my job and I’m gonna quit. Dubs chooses what the next email to my boss will be.

I want to fuck your sister and wife while you watch

you're no FUN

don't care an IoTA about your REQs

stay SALTy while I OMGo

git gud kiddo

hi

Fuck you

>I want to fuck your sister and wife while you watch
i will go with this one

I think you're a great boss and want to continue working for you.

XLM is a shitcoin nigger licker

I've recently had a spiritual awakening and found that I really cannot stand jews, niggers, or mexicans.

hey boss please fuck my boypucci with your big fucking brown dick i want you to penetrate my ass while i suck off your tranny wife

SNAKEY WAKEY

Kek I'm rerolling this one. Add "whiles your wife's son watches"

Send bobs and vagana

kek

My balls are fucking BURSTING with semen my dude

What's for dinner big boy

fuck you I got money now

Instead of giving me a promotion, let me fuck your wife/husband instead.

Hello sir. I really enjoy working for you.
Could you please lower my pay. I don't think I deserve the money.
Thanks

I Will shit Down your Nans throat u fucking sket whore

eat my shorts cunt

I buy MEME coins now XD

rolling for this one as well

Sorry but I would like to respectfully hand in my notice to terminate my employment. I have enjoyed my time here.

Lol you big pussy, I quit. Have fun being a wage cuck forever. Fuck you, and suck the fart out of my ass.

Sincerely,
[insert user name here]