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>mfw it's june and the first big pump comes
>motivates me to work entire summer any kind of shit job I can
>keep my expenses to a minimum
>keeping on with it till this December to save even more money
>Go full Rambo with everything I saved into ETH at $470
>save stored it on an external hard disk for safekeeping and hid in the ass of my desk so noone can find it
>Check ETH price 9 hours ago and see that it skyrocketed to $1200 so x3 good enough for me
>Search for the hard disk to take out the money cause I was planning to move to a new city when/if the coin mooned
>Hard Disk not there
>Search like a wild animal for food entire room
>No hard disk
>Don't want to believe this is happening
>Star seeing red
>Ask mom where the fuck is my hard disk
>"Ohhh, that black dusty box? I threw it away while cleaning for Christmass"
>mfw I was out drinking when mummy was cleaning the house
>mfw I fucking lost about $35000 worth of eth because of mammi
>mfw we second world country and all that eth would have paid my parents bank debt that they are struggling for 10 years now and have to pay for another 15

MAAAAAMEEEEEEEE NOOOOOO WHYYYY??????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

I'M FUCKING SICK OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT THIS WAS MY ONE SINGLE FUCKING SHOT AT LIFE OUR MIN WAGE IS $300 CAN"T FUCKING TAKE THIS SHIT!!!!!

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TO ALL YOU PLEBS USING COLD STORAGE, EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THE PEOPLE LIVING IN THE HOUSE WITH YOU IS YOUR FUCKING ENEMY, EVEN YOUR FUCKING DOG OR CAT OR EVEN YOUR FUCKING HAMSTER. FEAR EVERYONE IN YOUR HOUSE AS MUCH AS YOU WOULD FEAR A HACKER BECAUSE DUE TO STUPIDITY YOU CAN LOSE IT ALL

sorry bratan this must be a pasta

jesus christ op

damn i'm sorry OP

>mfw I fucking lost about $35000 worth of eth because of mammi
>mfw we second world country

You know what you have to do OP: sell mammi for crypto

whore out your mother until she repays the debt she now owes to you

I legit laughed.

I'm sorry mammi.

Your mum goes through another person's desk just throwing out hard drives at random?

Fuck no wonder she's riddled with debt, what a retard.

hope you're not larping
fucking hell man

good thing my mom taught me to clean my own room so she wouldn't have to do it herself.
>brb no obscure valuables being thrown out
>brb fleshlight will never be discovered

Go to church user

This is why I keep my Ledger Nano S inside my asshole, now if only they can make them smaller.

This is why I keep all my money on exchanges

>Go to Garbage Dump?

I brought a broken 1tb hard drive for 7 dollars. Hoping there is bitcoins stashed in there using testdisk

I don't get it. You only lost like $35,000 right? Just make it back it's with like an extra week of trading.

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>>second world country
>MIN WAGE IS $300
bratan

>so x3 good enough for me
thats fucking awful my dude

You mean bigger right user?

>3rd world country

>$470 ETH
>x3
>skyrocket to $1200
>$35000

Yeah OK OP, unless you converted to your currency I don't see the math.

I unironically hope this isn’t a larp

RIP in peace, OP.
There's still time though, pick yourself up and get back in the game.