So I want to visit an escort with my crypto gains

But I'm pretty sure most of the postings on backpage are fake. Pic related. This is one of the ads that comes up all the time on my local backpage. I google image searched and this hot asian slut is a model in China or some shit. Definitely not selling her pussy in some Canadian city.

So, how do you separate the real from the fake? And what's up with these fake ads? Are they police sting ops or some shit? Where do I go to find legit escorts?

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hisyo.co.jp/pc/index.php
galdeli-ikb.com/girlslist/
cityheaven.net/tokyo/A1304/A130401/gingira/girllist/
hanamachi.co/shop/i/hisyoshitsu/t_girlinfo/e421d231-47da-486f/
cityheaven.net/tokyo/
go141.com/en/
kamata-twintail.com/home.html
tokyoadultguide.com/threads/the-yoshiwara-soapland-resource-thread.10381/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

If you legit have enough crypto gains fly to vegas get a proper hotel suite for the weekend and get your dick licked jesus you fucking neets...

i am part of the Canadian police force, send me eth now, or i will take action and send this to HQ

I am part of the RCMP, send me Neo now, or I will take action and send this to HQ

Just come to europe man, Hookers here are legal, affordable and provide a nice service. Why is this shit illegal in burgerland, it's the oldest profession in the world. Should be UNESCO world heritage protected or some shit like that.

All escorts take Xenon.

don't want to fly to fucking vegas. just want to spend 500$ to fuck a 9/10 for half an hour. is that so much to ask?
I don't have enough money to take a europe trip just to buy pussy. there has to be a way to fuck hot bitches here for less than a fucking plane ticket to europe

fuck this gay earth does no one have an answer about how to find high end escorts? they have to fucking exist.

Find the ads that aren't obviously bullshit.
If you can't tell the difference in a real ad and a "hot singles in your are" ad by now, you'll never make it.

If you've truly made it, go to Japan and fuck the whores there instead of some low class streetwalkers that post on Backpages with fake pics. Most of those girls are likely pimped as well, so don't be surprised if Tyrone and the gang are hiding in the closest and beat your ass once you get to the hotel.

In Japan you can literally fuck porn stars to cute amateurs, and their pages even tell you everything they'll do and for what fee. Looking for a girl that will do anal? No problem, the page will tell you if she does. Want to find a girl willing to blow you and your friend at the same time in a three way? No problem, it's all right there.

try eros.com legit

they all look so plastic. in person they wouldnt look half as good I'd imagine.
still better than american pigs though

yeah but the downside is they all look like aliens

If you cant figure out how to find a proper escort then you deserve to fucking die a virgin faggot wizard.

also wouldn't OP need some kind of certification that he's STD free before doing that? I can't imagine they just let every random shmuck fuck them if he only has money.

Got a link to that site, mate? Off to JP in the summer

If you want alien and different looking chicks, you can go for places that cater specifically to gyaru fetishes.

Best of luck, my dude.
hisyo.co.jp/pc/index.php

nigga i have a girlfriend I just want to be a dirtball and fuck some fresh new with my crypto money. Not all of us are aficionados at paying for pussy.

Based. Thanks, user

>I google image searched and this hot asian slut is a model in China or some shit.
A lot of models and pornstars actually do escort work on the side
Check the price

Not in America. Unless you live in the CA Bay Area, Los Angeles, New York, then the quality of Asian prostitutes in the U.S. is pretty low. These places take pictures from models and porn stars for a bait and switch and hope that when you get the place that your dick takes over and that you'll fuck the girl anyways even if it's obviously a fake pic that was used.

soapjou.com

If you can't even afford a fucking plane ticket you haven't made it.

Wait till you have 10 million before wasting your money to fuck some whore for half an hour.

Link to that one?

galdeli-ikb.com/girlslist/

That one is in Ikebukuro. There's an equivalent in Shinjuku as well.

cityheaven.net/tokyo/A1304/A130401/gingira/girllist/

I would destroy Nicole

Just fuck a trap on craigslist for free. It's honestly the same shit. Ass, pussy, who cares?

Never do backpages. A good half of them are sting ops. The dean of my university got arrested just last month for it. A lot of porn stars in North America do ‘escort’ work on the side. One of my coworkers at Lockheed (summer internship) paid about 2 grand to fuck Alexis Texas many years ago. He showed me picture proof and said he had to get go through a couple of STD tests to prove he was clean. Once you’re making serious money this should be a viable option if you don’t want to go to Europe

Ayumi, Aki, Tsubomi, Yui, in that order

Yui, Hana, 柳由whatever can't read that shit, possibly mei although I don't like the mouth being covered.
I need to up my moonrunes game.

優月 is udzuki/yudzuki/yutsuki/yuuki whatever

優希 is yuki/uki

which city is the best if i want to go to japan to fuck some of these

Those I can read. The one I can't is 柳由佳. Unless it's just surname + name yanagi yuka? Why would she be the only one with a surname though.

hanamachi.co/shop/i/hisyoshitsu/t_girlinfo/e421d231-47da-486f/
yanagi yuka maybe
>mouth being covered
You don't like the mystery of the secretary's office i guess

If you’re still looking try Tna board for listings.

The horse is also scary.

Tokyo: cityheaven.net/tokyo/

Pick your poison. Literally thousands of whores to play with.

Want some THICC milfs? Go for it.
Want some girls that will cosplay for you? No problem.
Want to just go to a pink salon for a quick and casual blowjob? Come right in.
Want to drink breast milk from some desperate pregnant woman? Whatever floats your boat.

Quality of girls is probably going to be worse overall, but Hong Kong also has an interesting scene. go141.com/en/

You can go for higher class hookers that will probably be from Korea, or you can go pretty low with girls from mainland China.

go141.com/en/

Why do you faggots want to pay for hookers?
Buy a nice car, a Rolex, and tax a picture of yourself leaning on the hood. Set up a tinder account and make the description "lol i make 6 figures" . Swipe the whores you think are hot and wait to real them in.
All women are whores but none of them want to admit it, so you wont actually have to pay for any of the sex, just maybe like a dinner and a movie or something.

arent prosties legal in Canada or at least Montreal?

these sites are painful to watch, what about prices?

You can also go to Thailand and look out for soapies. Skip the cheap ones in the fishbowl and go straight for the mid-range/high-tier girls with the more "Oriental" look as opposed to SEA vibe

do you need to understand alot of japanese to get with these whores? I only know a little

Look for adult entertainment forums in city/area (big metropolitan area). I have a bunch of agencies in my city (Calgary), they always import new asian escorts that very nice.

Depends on what you want. Porn stars will be a lot more expensive and near or even above $1000 depending on popularity. Normal girls will probably be a few hundred dollars, and you're paying more for being a foreigner if the place even accepts you.

There are also foreigner-friendly pink salons (blowjob bars), and the girls will blow you multiple shots (if you can do it).
kamata-twintail.com/home.html
This place charges like $70 for an hour of blowjobs, but they even have fucking coupons on their site for like $20 off.

Many places don't accept foreigners, so you do have to find places that do. Luckily for you some people have already done some of the work to figure out which places do: tokyoadultguide.com/threads/the-yoshiwara-soapland-resource-thread.10381/

vased internet

Lmao these pictures are photoshopped as shit

What the fuck is your problem and obsession with OP “making it”?
Talk about buying puss or gtfo.
Also stop smelling your own asshole.

No shit. But at least if you go for the ones who have done porn, you get a pretty good idea of what she actually looks like. There are even websites that track porn stars and which shops they work at.