*a wizard appears*

*a wizard appears*

hello traveller,

i am the wizard of tau

i see you have travelled a great distance. because of your effort, i will award you with a magical buff. may your candles be ever green

*you feel empowered*

reply to this thread with 'thank you tau wizard' to also receive the blessing of the tau god

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how do i buy TAU? Can't see it on ED but i see it listed on ED on CMC

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Thank you TAU wizard

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'thank you tau wizard

*a magical power stirs your portfolio*

thank you tau wizard :)

What do i get

thanks tau brah

do not question the power of the tau wizard, mortal

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*your portfolio grows in size*

I WANT LAMBO MONEY

*a void in your garage is suddenly filled*

nice meme, i like it

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*reaches $10*
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*it's dangerous to go alone, take this*

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Nice pic

*the wizard seems pleased*

i see a lot of anons have brought purple colors. this pleases the god of tau

*you feel strongly empowered*

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Literally just click on the link.

*the wizard suddenly teleports you to a different realm*

the gods favor you, user. please pick a new mount for your adventures

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>that pic

kek.

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*the wizard reveals an old scroll*

"purchase the coin that is given to thee, before the gods of tau shall maketh it great"

*the wizard disappears in a puff of purple smoke*

farewell kind wizard.

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please pull a raiblocks so i can retire

*your raibag suddenly feels lighter*

Dude fuck, im bout ready to lick satans nuts to get some green candles, thank you tau wizard

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i put on my robe and wizard hat

*a special blessing surrounds you*

will I b comfe if i buy this coin, mr wizzard?

*you hear a whisper in the distance*

"purchase the token and thou shalt receive comfort for the ages to come"

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guys this is what is gonna make us rich. get comfy.

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i've already 12x. on the way to 120x at least.

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May I have some saffron and cilantro to empower myself?

*a wave of flora, saffron and clove surrounds you*

tank you tau wizard fren

Thank you, Tao wizard

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