*a wizard appears*
hello traveller,
i am the wizard of tau
i see you have travelled a great distance. because of your effort, i will award you with a magical buff. may your candles be ever green
*you feel empowered*
reply to this thread with 'thank you tau wizard' to also receive the blessing of the tau god
how do i buy TAU? Can't see it on ED but i see it listed on ED on CMC
>'thank you tau wizard'
'thank you tau wizard
*a magical power stirs your portfolio*
do not question the power of the tau wizard, mortal
>thank you tau wizard
thank you tau wizard
*your portfolio grows in size*
*a void in your garage is suddenly filled*
*reaches $10*
Thank you tau wizard
*it's dangerous to go alone, take this*
>'thank you tau wizard'
'thank you tau wizard'
*the wizard seems pleased*
i see a lot of anons have brought purple colors. this pleases the god of tau
*you feel strongly empowered*
Literally just click on the link.
*the wizard suddenly teleports you to a different realm*
the gods favor you, user. please pick a new mount for your adventures
thank you based tau wizard
*the wizard reveals an old scroll*
"purchase the coin that is given to thee, before the gods of tau shall maketh it great"
*the wizard disappears in a puff of purple smoke*
thank you tau wizard
please pull a raiblocks so i can retire
*your raibag suddenly feels lighter*
Dude fuck, im bout ready to lick satans nuts to get some green candles, thank you tau wizard
thank you tau wizard
i put on my robe and wizard hat
*a special blessing surrounds you*
will I b comfe if i buy this coin, mr wizzard?
*you hear a whisper in the distance*
"purchase the token and thou shalt receive comfort for the ages to come"
guys this is what is gonna make us rich. get comfy.
thank you tau wizard
i've already 12x. on the way to 120x at least.
Thank you tau wizard
May I have some saffron and cilantro to empower myself?
*a wave of flora, saffron and clove surrounds you*