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i'm the one who made the thread here yesterday pretending to be Matt. I'm not kidding that was me.

Why are you pretending to do the exact same thing I did?

KYS

Matt Damon

NIGGER NIGGER TURKEY DINNER

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I HATE NIGGERS

Its not THE crash, its only a crash. The market will be green next week.

This is the part when we take from the normies.

Hey Matt from Buzzfeed. Why don't you take a big step back, and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!!

nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=QOzXRpLD-XU

BUYING LOBBIES 20GP MEET FALLY WEST BANK

Go away. Don’t come back.

Enjoy your job at buzzfeed bro, come back for your write up in a year well post you pics of our homes

Hey Matt, can you remind the world they they had their last chance to get into Chainlink below 1 dollar and they missed it?

thanks

As in, this Matt?

Matt my opinion is that while the crash is occurring, the new baseline will be higher than previous. Why? Long term potentiation. By sheer will power of the mass of people who have adapted crypto trading, the equilibrium of buy/sell volumes will have increased.

The spike and drop we are seeing is akin to neural action potential - this graph has been presented to hell and back on here

Fuck niggers and fuck buzzfeed

Matt from Buzzfeed here. AMA

Matt you nigger, did you even write that last article about how white people are evil yet? Get back to work.
Also buy Tron.

hey matt,

thanks for stopping by Veeky Forums. now leave and dont come back. srs. ballsy if actual Matt.

fuck off soyboy

It's not a crash you retard nigger killyourself
(Put me in the article screen cap)

Not only will these coins rebound, but they will become stronger than ever.

My name is Lawrence Alexander Raphael Perigreen, I downloaded 50 "Chainlink" and my computer got a porn malware virus. I lost 47k in a matter of seconds. Please warn people about this dangerous Chinese scam

Hey John

My email address is [email protected], please contact me and, who knows, I might write an article with your information.

Yeah buy the dip

this is all FUD we are gonna see ATHs by the end of the month.

maybe (((they))) have something to do with it ?

We already going back up.

Delete your stupid wordpress post.

(Lip fart).

tell more normies to get in the game, nigrs are welcome too

kys nigger

thanks i just bought $100k BuzzFeeds

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Kill yourself niggerlover this is only a minor setback

please make your article skewwy to keep all the normies out, at least until I'm done accumulating

PANIC SELL PANIC SELL AAAAAAAAHH TELL THE NORMIES TO GET OUT NOW BEFORE THE MARKET CRASHES TO ZERO.

Also credit me bizfart

Veeky Forums, I'm appalled at your behaviour. Seriously, where are the moderators around here?!

>matt.ford

Hey Matt! user from Veeky Forums here AGAIN. Buy the dip!

Oh Matt Ford, you made a mistake.

Fake and gay.

Here’s a quote

“Gooks are the Jews of chinks”

Corrupt Koreans probs are just FUDing so they can buy cheap coins. The last Korean prez was super corrupt. Not a trump-sama. This is the Korean version of the ripple transfer of BTC to the elites

>muh buzzfeed
kys
>muh Matt
kys faggot

unironically kill yourself, you fucking kike

I want to be totally straightforward with you: you will NEVER in a million years get a job at a publication as prestigious as The New York Times. That little pipe dream is never going to happen. You will be blogging and tweeting until you are dead, and nobody will care. Nobody will ever read anything you wrote and think to themselves, "MAN, THIS IS IMPORTANT! I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS!" Nobody's ever going to read a page that you wrote and say to themselves "damn, I'm glad I read that." It's just fucking popcorn. You write the mental equivalent of popcorn. And you will never get a job at The New York Times. They'll look at your resume and say "mmmmmbbhmmm, this guy's a fucking idiot." What do you think about that?

The FUD in the media, even at Buzzfeed, shows how massively naive yet extremely intrigued the world is about the cryptocurrency realm.

op is a faggot

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you should kill yourself matt. i know you think about it all the time. just do it you fucking pussy. nobody is going to miss you. you wont even be a wikipedia entry, just one less in the way mother fucker. do it matt, dont be a pussy

Hey I remember you! You're Matt, that faggoty nigger from Buzzfeed.

AAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ITS OGRE!

You can quote me on that Matt.

Barry is your new cell mate when the revolution happens Matt. We are coming for your Marxist soya boy ass.

Also, heil hitler!

Hello, I´m Jeff from the Overwatch team.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT. KYS

Every single non-White Man, woman and child should be executed by gunshot and their history and "culture" be removed from the history books. All Whites that race-mixed, fought in defense of non-Whites, and shabbos goyim should be tortured to death by having their skin flayed off their bodies until the internal organs fail. Faggots, dykes, trannies and other deviants should be drowned in a bog. And last of all, every Godforken kike in the world should be thrown in to one common hole and buried alive... around and above their tomb needs to be 2 foot walls of concrete with a sign above that says "here lies vanquished, the greatest misfortune set upon mankind".

None of this is "trolling", satire or hyperbole. Please include this quote in your article.

Hey Matt, sign up for Kucoin and quit being a cuck.

use my referral ID: 1eur5

Hi Matt from Buzzfeed. I am a big fan of BuzzFeed. 21st century journalism. I think we are fighting on the same side against patriarchal capitalism. I hope one day all the children in Africa can have enough RaiBlocks™ to buy clean Californian drinking water for that cool refreshing taste of freedom. I have an idea to title your latest Buzzfeed journalism piece "9 times Veeky Forums Veeky Forums board was the realest place on the internet in 2018 during the bitcoin bubble burst (you won't believe number 7!)"
Thankyou and please advise your readers to buy DOGE.

XRB and APPC

BUZZKIKE GTFO MY BOARD

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There was no crash. 1 ZCL is still 1 ZCL

Matt the Blockhead?

Hi Matt. in my opinion espers on yobit is an ark that never sinks. so advise your readers to buy espers on yobit whenever market is about to go red and sell when market is about to go green

>(1/2)

>Yet again, it was another late, sleepless night in Atlanta. The studio was packed, yet intimate all at the same time. Warm amber lights washed over exotic leather furniture, creating a dimly lit sonic oasis. A sweet aroma of weed smoke clouded the air, while vanilla scented candles were strategically placed around the room. The mood developed into a haze of relaxation. As engineers and producers methodically worked the mixing boards, Future and the rest of his entourage nodded along to a rough take of a track that would later be called "Diamonds Dancing." Many individuals in the studio danced along while producers ran the track back, but there stood Drake in a dark corner, dissecting every piece of "Diamonds Dancing" with surgical precision. The track stopped playing, and Drake stepped from the shadows. He didn't speak much, but when he did, people listened.

>"I'm going back in the booth, play that outro back."

>Puzzled, the engineer began playing the outro instrumental back, not questioning Drake's demands. The room fell quiet as people began to observe. As the outro began to play, Drake put on a pair of monitor headphones, rubbed his beard and began to take a drink of a dark, murky substance. Closing his eyes, Drake began to flow freely.

>(2/2_

>"You doin' me dirty, you know. How we let it get like this I don't know. But that nigga can't save your soul, nah." Producers and entourage members in the studio began to look around the room to see if others were witnessing what was happening. Drake continued crooning into the microphone, while the mood became even darker in the studio.

>"Doing me dirty, you doing me dirty. Haven't even heard from you. How can you live with yourself? Haven't even heard from you. How can you live with yourself? Ungrateful, ungrateful." The Engineer looked over to Future with concern. The engineer whispered, "should we stop him?" Future then put up one finger, as to silence the engineer while shaking his head, not taking his eyes off of Drake.

>"Your momma be ashamed of you. I haven't even heard from you, not a single word from you, Ungrateful. I'm too good for you, too good for you. You should go back to him, perfect match for you, unstable." Candles in the studio began to flicker and die out, one by one, as if a spirit swept throughout the room.

>"Doing me dirty. You're making me nervous. I haven't even heard from you. You look drained, you look exhausted, girl them late nights ain't good for you. Really starting to show on you. Don't hit me up when it's good for you. Ungrateful." By now, everyone had stopped what they were doing, all attention was focused on the darkened silhouette in the recording booth. Finishing up his final thoughts, Drake hung up the headphones, took another sip of muddy water, and crept out of the recording booth.

>As he came back into the studio, all eyes followed his every movement. Drake retreated back to his shadowed corner, where he leaned against the wall with his fingers interlocked and pressed against his lips, as if in deep thought. The silence of the room created an uneasy tension. The uneasiness built more and more, as studio members waited for him to speak. Finally, he broke the silence.

>"Play it back."

Buy Bulwark

Is this shit even real
>trusting Veeky Forums for sources
Kek

Hey matt, I'm not antisemitic, racist, or homophobic.

Fuck you. I hope you and the whole of buzzfeed fails tremendously.

Here's my comment: This was the perfect opportunity to buy! The opportunity is gone at this point though.

FUCK THE JEWS FUCK THE JEWSFUCK THE JEWSFUCK THE JEWSFUCK THE JEWSFUCK THE JEWSFUCK THE JEWSFUCK THE JEWSFUCK THE JEWSFUCK THE JEWS

Fuck you

buzzfeed is for niggers and faggots

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fucking nigger loving kike faggot
kys

Technological dystopia soon

This crash was caused by the media misreporting the happenings in Korea. The market will bounce back in time; people need to view this as an opportunity not a calamity.

JUSTICE FOR SAM HYDE

>While many investors are blaming the crash on Korea's new cryptocurrency regulations, traders on Veeky Forums, as usual, blamed the Jews.

How on earth do I remove my email address from this thread! You people are animals and the emails I have received are very hurtful.

Hi Matt here's my top 10 reasons why you should kill yourself.

10. You're a faggot.
9. You're a nigger
8. You're a Pajeet
7. You're a faggot nigger.
6. You're a kike
5. You're a Normie hipster faggot nocoiner
4. You're a nobeaner
3. Just kill yourself
2. Just fucking do it
1. Everyone hates you

Leave and tell people what happened here today. Tell them to stay away. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

only good gook is a dead gook

Let me tell you about the Jews

Rolling - you're a kike

I thought we got rid of the edgelords...

Anyone who works for buzzfeed, from the CEO on down, should be gutted in the street.