IT WAS ALL A DREAM

IT WAS ALL A DREAM
STARTED SHILLING CRYPTO AT 16

BAGS I'M HOLDING
>(HOLDING!!)
CAN'T HOLD MUCH MORE
>(BUY MY BAGS, BUY MY BAGS, BUY MY BAGS)

ONE

SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT BITCOIN

TWO

SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT LITECOIN

THREE

SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT ETHER

FOUR

SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT RIPPLE

ONE

SOMETHING'S GOT TO MOON

TWO

WAITING FOR THAT FORK

THREE

COINBASE DELAYED AGAIN

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LET THE SHITCOINS HIT THE FLOO

topkek

IT STARTED OUT WITH A DIP HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS
IT WAS ONLY A DIP
IT WAS ONLY A DIP

SO YOU BOUGHT A SHITCOIN
ALL YOUR COINS ARE DOWN
YOU LEVERAGE ETH JUST TO TURN IT AROUND
YOU SAY YOU BOUGHT LOW
YOU TELL ME JUST BUY
YOUR BAGS ARE HEAVY AND THEY GO FOR A RIDE
YOU BOUGHT A SHIT COIN
THE MARKET DON'T LIE
THEY'RE CRASHING BACK DOWN AND YOU REALLY DON'T MIND
YOU BOUGHT ALL TIME HIGH
YOU BOUGHT SOME LITECOIN

these threads crack me up good works anons

Kek

>WAKE UP (wake up)
LOG INTO BITTREX AND CHECK ON THAT COIN PRICE
WENT TO Veeky Forums AND GOT REALLY BAD ADVICE
WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR COINS IN THE RED?
HERE YOU GO CREATING ANOTHER THREAD
>YOU WANTED TO!!
LOG INTO BITTREX AND CHECK ON THAT COIN PRICE
>YOU WANTED TO!!
WENT TO Veeky Forums AND GOT REALLY BAD ADVICE
>YOU WANTED TO!!
WHY ARE ALL OF YOUR COINS IN THE RED?
>YOU WANTED TO

I DON'T THINK YOU TRUST....
IN...
MY...
STRONG-HANDED BAG HOLDING
I...
CRY...
WHEN MY COINS DESERVE TO MOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>WAKE UP (wake up)

NOW I'M CALLING THE BANK
AND I'M GETTING A LOAN
AND I'M CASHING OUT NOW
AND I'M SELLING MY PHONE

God damn, user. This is art

I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING...
CAN'T TELL IF I REALLY BOUGHT THOSE BAGS

DEEP DOWN INSIDE I FEEL TO SCREAM...
THESE HEAVY BAGS STOP ME

NOW THAT THE COINS ARE IN THE RED...
I'M WAKING UP, OUT OF MY BED

THAT THERE'S NOT MUCH LEFT IN MY BANK...
NOTHING IS REAL BUT PAIN NOW

HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR GAINS...
OH PLEASE CHARLIE LEE

I don't like my portfolio right now
Stacking up shitcoins that are so unnecessary
Wish I would have just hodl Bitcoin
I was told sell high, but those charts made me panic
And I drive myself crazy
Thinking Veeky Forums will save me
Yeah I drive myself crazy
But I think everyone is scamming me

I'M HODLING OOOOON
WHY ARE THESE BAGS SO HEAVY
I'M HODLING OOOOON
ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN I CAN CARRY
I KEEP DRAGGING AROUND WHAT'S BRINGING ME DOWN
WHY DIDN'T I SET A STOP LOSS REEEEE
HODLING OOOOON

why are these bags so heavy?

HOOOOOOOOOOLDING ALL THESE BAGS
THESE COOOIIIIIINS THEY WILL NOT MOON
AAAAAALL THEY DO IS FAAAAAAAAAAALL
HOOOPE THE CORRECTION IS SOOOOON

WAKE UP (wake up)
GRAB YOUR PHONE AND DO A DELTA CHECK UP
WHY'D YOU LEAVE YOUR GAINS INSIDE AN ALTCOIN (why'd you leave your gains inside an)
BAGS ARE HEAVY, GOTTA HOLD THAT ALTCOIN
(YOU'RE JUST'D)

Dbc and trx was my better pick
Now i'm hanging wojacks on the Wall...

His arms are sweaty
Candles sticks red and shitty
There's litecoin in his portfolio already
Suicide, He's ready
He's nervous
But on the surface he's red and jitty
To drop bags
But he keeps on forgetting

>Thinking Veeky Forums will save me
>Yeah I drive myself crazy
>But I think everyone is scamming me

50% percent is from my original one

BUDDY YOU'RE A GOY MAKE A BIG NOISE
PLAYING WALL STREET, GONNA LOSE ALL YOUR COIN SOMEDAY
YOU'VE GOT RED ON YOUR PAGE
TIME TO RAGE
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HIS WOJAK THREADS SAGED

POSTING "CHINKS WILL CHINKS WILL FUCK YOU"

this thread

CAN'T PAY MY BILLS
I FELL FOR DBC SHILLS
NO LAMBO AUTOMOBILES
AND I'M DOWN 50% STILL
THE STORY WASN'T TRUE
I HATE THAT POO IN LOO

IM LIKE BITCH WHO IS YOUR MANS?
CANT KEEP THESE BAGS IN MY HANDS

My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up my window, and I can't see at all
And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall
It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

MY BAGS GONE COLD I'M WONDERING WHY I BOUGHT THIS SHIT AT ALL
MY BLEEDING EYES CLOUD UP MY VISION, AND I CAN'T SEE AT ALL
AND EVEN IF I COULD IT WOULD STILL BE RED
AT LEAST BITCOIN'S NOT GONNA FALL
IT REMINDS ME THAT IT'S NOT SO BAD, IT'S NOT SO B--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*BUT IT WAS JUST A DREAM FOR THE TEEN, WHO WAS A FIEND
STARTED SHILLING COINS AT 16

You got Wu-Tang Clan - "Cream" and Biggie Smalls - "Juicy" mixed up lel

DON'T GO CHASING MOON MISSIONS
JUST STICK TO THE LONG HODLS AND THE DYOR YOU'RE USED TO
I KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO HAVE A LAMBO AND NOT A NISSAN
CHASING MOON MISSIONS

ONE
DIP
I DONT KNOW WHY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW I HARD I TRY

ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kek, nice one

Something's got to moon
LOL

CHANDRA
CHANDRA
CHANDRA
CHANDRA BENDRAM
WOW WOW WOOOOOOOOOOW

My xvg is down
And I'm holding bags
I SOLD all my raiblocks
Before the winters gains
Id be safe and warm
If I was in vechain

South Korean screaming AHHHHHH
On such a winters dayyyyy

Scrollin' down in Veeky Forums with my alt coins
Fuddin in threads, won't you join?
Hit on reply to make a post
Pajeet-heads in here cold shillin' some bags

A FUD shows up, what can it be?
A fresh larpin' faggot shillin' LTC
He rolls out his bags, which he started to haul
It's all about makin' that margin call

CAUSE THE GAINS ON Veeky Forums ARE ALWAYS LOW

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT I COULD MAKE SOME MONEY
BY BUYING LOADS OF SHITCOINS ONLINE
I WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH MY DELTA AND MY FUN
AND THE SHAPE OF A DICK
ON MY FOLIO