May I have your attention please?

May I have your attention please?
Will the price of chainlink please go up?
I repeat, will the price of chainlink please go up?
We're going to have a wojack here

Y'all act like you never seen a deluded linkie before
Sats all on the floor like REQ and Ripple just burst in the door
Started dumpin' on their ass worse than before they first got divorced
Laughing at your expenditure

It's the return of the "Oh wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just gain what I think he did, did he?"

And Sergey said
Nothing you idiots Sergey's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)

People on Veeky Forums hate linkies, chicka chicka chicka Stinky Linky I'm sick of them
Look at them, walking around postin their wojack threads
Shilling for invester cred "yeah, but they're so deluded though"

Yea I probably missed a couple of gains I could have used
But no worse than what's going on with other coin's that never cruised

Sometimes I want to get on Veeky Forums and just let loose, but can't,
But it's cool for Sergey to hold back any good news!

My gains are gonna hit, my gains are gonna hit
And if you're lucky you might just get in before it dips
And that's the message that we deliver to kids on Veeky Forums
And expect them not to know how hopeless chainlink is

Of course they gonna know what a shitcoin is, by the time they hit Veeky Forums,
They got past the normie phase didnt't they?
Deluded linkies took a gamble
The FOMO made them scramble now their folio is all red candles

But if we keep selling them bags with no handles
Then there's no reason why a pump wont get us a lambo
But if you feel like I feel follow my example.
Damsels wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Sergey, yes I'm the real Sergey
All you other Slim Sergey are passively lurking
So won't the price of Chainlink please go up,
Please go up,
Please go up

sonm mooned going to mars dcorp is next

Dcorp?
More like dead corpse hahhahahhajahahahjahahahahhahah

lol

I hope chainlink never dies just for the memes alone.

I love you

CRINGE THREAD

Im a no linkie, but bless you

Someone got a bag without a handle

Chainlink will moon just from the quality of these posts. That was absolutely amazing. This one also made me crack up

I know it's pasta but it's so well executed it deserves props. It's a step up from just filling the meter of the song. It's funny as fuck.

Best thing about coming to Veeky Forums isn't the opportunity it's the pink wojack posters and link memes

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

I've created a monster, ‘cause nobody wants to
buy chainlink no more, they want updates, I'm chopped liver

Well, if you want updates, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of Rory mixed with some hard liquor

Some FOMO that'll pump this coin quicker
Than a blockfolio screenshot with all green tickers
From the normies when the trade bots aren't operating
Cause binance is finally co-operating (heyyy!)

You waited this long, now stop debating
‘Cause Link's back, it's on the rag and ovulating
We know that you're all just hating
Cause your shitcoins dump problem is complicating!

So the SEC won't let me be
Or let me be tax free, so let me see
Whales try to shut link down by pumping BTC
But it feels so empty without me

So come on don't quit, buy all the dips
Fuck that! Buy at the top and cry about it
And get ready, ‘cause these bags are about to get heavy
I just sold all my profits; fuck you, Sergey!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed their friends wont invest into Request
They start feeling deluded and helpless
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "JUST"

A visionary, memes can be scary
Could start a revolution, polluting Veeky Forums all day
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone posting link's ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For you to see so much of my losses; are you happy?

Well, I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Fix your link delima
Buy in and then I'm gonna enter over your last bid like a splinta
The center of attention, back for the winna
I'm interesting, the best thing in investing
Infesting in your portfolio and nesting
Testing, attention please
Feel the tension soon as normies mention me
Dump my linkies? My bags will soon be free
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me

A tisk-it a task-it, I'll go tit for tat with
Anybody who's pumpin "this shit, that shit"
Vitalik, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than your little etherium bastards

And Rory? You can get your cuck face glory'd
You 36-year-old baldheaded fag, blow me!
You don't know me, you're too old, let go, It's over
Sergey doesn't post any FOMO!

Now let's go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a whole list full of new cryptos
I'm dead broke, deluded but wishful
Ever since Sergey turned himself into a symbol

But sometimes the shit just seems
that Veeky Forums only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
But it's not me, Link's just a scheme

No, I'm not the first king of controversy
But I have no intent of showing mercy
I'll crash Link's value so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy

(Heyyy!) There's a concept that works
Twenty million other shitcoins emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody, just FUD with me!
‘Cause we need a little controversy
‘Cause Veeky Forums feels so empty without me

...

I'm like a head trip to listen to
'Cause I'm only giving you things deluded linkies post about on Veeky Forums wishing Link will moon
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on Veeky Forums and spit it, and whether you like to admit it
I just shit it better than 90 percent of you FUDDers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these shitposts like frenchtoast, it's funny

'Cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person on the exchange riding dirty.
Selling tons of shitcoins when my pump and dump is workin
And I'm murkin all your normie fucks who'll feel the hurtin

And every single /biztard/ is a Slim Sergey lurkin' he could be workin' at Burger King
Spittingn on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling,
Screaming I don't give a fuck with his lambo loud and his waifu slut

So will the real Sergey, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

We on top now muhfuggaz

Just bought 100k Link

Post the american psycho webm

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