How do I go about hiring a thick black escort?

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This is why I'm waiting till I have more money. Got to get the most expensively thick black ones like the OP

>paying to fuck

OP, if she don't come to you - she ain't worth it. It's 2018, coin daddies don't have to participate in the traditional mating scheme. Find yourself a trust fund mama.

Visit your local zoo.

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I asked this to one of my friends who hires whores and you get what u pay for,1 hour you get 1 hour even if u cum in your pants, some will try to leave as soon you’re done because well time is literal money for them, but a quick “suck my dick until time is up”. Some will refuse to cuddle or any of that shit tho

Well at the massage place im talking about you will pay for the massage to the old lady or guy who's at the cashier. I think an hour is like 45. Then after you ask to see all th girls and they introduce themselves to you. Then you pick whichever one you like. Then you negotiate price with them. Usually it's 100-150 depending on their looks. Of course you need recommendation so they know you aren't a cop or something. Otherwise you'll just get a massage.

>spending money to fuck a nigger

no thanks

not an argument

OP why do you want herpes?

stick with 19 y/o then, way lower chance

>how do i contract 8 different strains of HPV

Oh and yea you can fuck them for that entire time. Until it's up of course. But I usually just fuck them till I cum twice then just use the remainder to get an actual massage.

i think most allow multiple shots on goal
depends on your area i see 300/hr for high end. but gets as low as $100/hr. white women charge the most, asians the least

most massage places don't let you nut twice

Black chicks are the easiest women out there, if you have to pay then I feel bad for you

I'd wife that in a heartbeat. You and me are honestly the only ones though

$150 seems cheap, how much for a girl like in the video

OP if you live in a city just look up hip hop strip clubs and go. When I was in Houston for work I went to this club called Onyx with some coworkers. The black girls were all over us. Got 1 of their numbers and ended up fucking her that week. I didn’t pay directly but I took her to dinner, drinks etc. she was built like a brown goddess. 10/10 have done it 3 times now in Manhattan.

seriously though OP. You're white. Just buy some coke with monero lmao

how is it biz again unless you are planning to go into prostitution or pimping

1 doge coin

Yea but you have to keep in mind you pay for the massage first. Then on top of paying the girl so overall it's the same as if you get an escort elsewhere. About 150-250 overall depending. Never been with a black girl like that yet but I been with dozens of latinas with similar body type like that. Big fat asses and tiny little wait with big ass lips. They look like pornstars. But sometimes there are some ugly ass girls not gonna lie.

Just imagining emptying my hot sticky load into a black queens ass if the stuff of dreams.

Never done this at a massage parlor but interested. I was recommended to look at backpage for massage parlors in my area listed, and that usually means they will do this. How do I ask when I am there? If I go in and ask for a massage is it something they will approach me with? From what I have heard in my area they will only jerk you off..

Yea you’re fucking retarded, white women are so easy it’s shameful

Bestiality isnt allowed on Veeky Forums

But a dinner and drinks in Manhattan is already like $150.

Also, NYC here so curious what hip hop club you going to around here.

Well like 70% of massage parlors are just that. Massage parlors. The farthest you can go is getting a hand job. It's pretty hard to find a place where they actually fuck you. Usually takes connections or someone else telling you. What you find in Backpage it's usually regular massage places just baiting men into goin there expecting to fuck. They'll have all these pics of Asians in bikinis and shit or naked etc. But it's just pics from like gravure idols or some porn actress. Usually JAV I noticed. Not worth it trust me. You might as well just get a regular escort.

I live in west village so I usually go to Webster hall with my buddies if someone is performing.

Otherwise I’m at a bar in Harlem, Brooklyn trying to score. Doesn’t happen often with the ebonies but when it does, it’s always 10/10.

I really admire how some of you acknowledge the unmatched hotness of thick black bitches.

Go ahead and make a family with a white Becky who thinks sucking dick is gross and only fucks missionary. But, if you deny yourself the pleasure of a caramel goddess on the side you aren't living.

Bro it’s Veeky Forums. 80% of this board looks like cartman in the world of Warcraft episode. Don’t even waste your time arguing with them about which girls look the best, they can’t get any.

They just use racism to hide their deep attraction to T H I C C colored women

W2C gf like this!??

Gets me going so much as well

This.

That's quite the projection, nigger. Stay poor and niggerish, nigger. Fuckin niggers lmao, when will they learn.

Oh you mean just picked up 3 of them out and about? That's a bit different from scooping dancers at clubs.

At that point I'd say even using apps in those areas would be pretty successful.

>triggered

>niggered

This is hardly Veeky Forums related

>80% of this board looks like cartman in the world of Warcraft episode
that projection

Have you ever picked up a skinny girl and fucked her standing or against the wall. Try that with a nigger if you're not jacked with muscles.

And some shitty ICO is?

My ex-girlfriend had a flat ass and it sucked. Sex was boring as fuck. She went down on my (poorly), I went down on her, I fucked her missionary until she came, she got on top until I came. Thick black girls on the other hand will fuck you like there life depends on it.

Add me to the list.

latinas>white==asian>blacks

is that fucking real? fuck is wrong with her body

You'd be much better off buying UFR right now the, way better ROI

top kek

>latinas
This, but you have to test the waters. They are either a hoe or they will have undying loyalty to you.

I had an uptight Asian chick who refused to give me head until I fucked her like this. She had an ass but no tits but once I made her climax hard she kind of buttered up to the idea of doing more linker things and she actively tried to fuck better.

Every chick is a whore in dormancy you just have to know how to break her guard before you get whatever you want. Taylor swift will fuck u like a black chick if u gave her the d hard enough that she wanted a subscription

Literally end yourself

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WAIT. HAVE ANY OF U GUYS EVER SMELLED OR ATE BLACK PUSSY? IF NOT TRUST ME YOUR OPINION IS BIAS

Trust me I used to make her cum 2-3 times every time we fucked. That didn't change the fact when I bent her over it felt like fucking a brick wall.

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>trust me, guys, I made her cum, I promise she came

It's real, most white women are like this actually. They try to hide it by wearing $200 lulu lemon leggings that lift there asses up but its all fake.

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>incel

Why do people act like this is hard? Especially if you're not circumcised it's even easier.

Never ate but I used to fuck my supervisor who was a really cute skinny black girl when I worked at a Taco Bell. The first time she rubbed her pussy on my face while she wore a panties. The fucking smell stuck to my face for the entire day. No amount of showers or washing my face would make it go away. After that I was turned off to eating pussy entirely for like a good 3 years. That shit scarred me.

>paying to get pozzed by a prostitute negress

Always go white.

this

they are so desperate for dick they will fuck for free

i'd say about 90% of the ones with nice bodies are butterfaces who have no value so they are total sluts who i bang with 2 condoms to minimize spread of herpes and AIDS then I just never talk to them again

You could at least find a gif of a cute white girl. She's average as fuck.

Mostly guys that have never actually been with a girl. X2 on the uncircumcised, its about time we stop cutting parts of our dicks off.

>Not leaving white women behind in 2017.
>Wanting to fuck a white SJW feminist that will claim you raped her.

half the population of america has herpes dumbfuck

YOU have herpes

Even if you aren't into black girls any colored girl is better than a white girl.

>user pretends to not be a fat neckbeard virgin online

LMFAO

This.

I literally got herpes from the one time I fucked a black chick, and I was wearing a condom.

Feels bad, man. It wasn’t even good sex.

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Do you disclose now?

All you guys are so lucky
The only girls interested in me are blondes
it's really boring after a while

>not posting her recent pics

Hi JIDF

>jungle fever threads
>on Veeky Forums

just go to any state where it's legal, rent a tested hooker, get tested yourself as well, and use condoms

and then kys for having shit taste, if you can't find thicc white girls in your vicinity you go for latinas

T. Oprah

If you are in LA go to King Henry the 8th's, its a stripclub. Go during day shift, around 1:00. It is a ghetto all black stripclub. I am asian but I had no probs. Honestly though this is probably one of the few strip clubs in the US that you can get pussy so cheaply. Be warned though it is dank as fuck.

I go back to the bar and drink a corona, after about 10 minutes a stripper comes over, just my type, super petite spinner with bubble butt. Take her back to the dance booth, start trying to rub her pussy during the dance, she slides her thong aside for me, lets me finger her, super fucking tight. I pull my dick out and jack off while fingering her, she looks down and spits on my cock and starts rubbing it on her puss, tells me I can fuck her for $100, I give her the money and she slides me in bareback. She rides me for a little while and I bust inside her. She pulls me out and starts rubbing her pussy like crazy and squirts all over my shorts and shirt. I've got pussy juice and cum all over me. Also, my orgasm is wearing off now and I feel totally disgusted and really worried I might seriously have HIV now.

This place is in a REALLY shitty place of LA, not safe at all to walk around. I was dropped off earlier by a friend who had to go to work so I had to Uber back home reeking of jizz and stripper pussy. Super fucking awkward car ride. Driver was really uncomfortable. Whole car smelled, pretty sure I got a bunch of this juice on the seats. On the way out I tip them $100 because I felt so bad. Soon as I got home I washed my dick with Hibiclens, it can kill most viruses and bacteria. So far have been too scared to get tested. Fucked up situation but I still jerk off to it.

The absolute gay man.

>not buying EbonyCoin while it's low
THICC gainz await

Yuck! fat negro ass is gross, all that cellulite .
go anywhere in a ghetto and enjoy your Aids

>Pussy juice
He doesn't know about vaginal yest infections.

She's a man. Most celebrities are trannies.

yeah, thats not true

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LMAO WTF where you thinking slipping it in raw lol.

But she's white

The stories you weirdos come up with are never not hilarious