If you are in LA go to King Henry the 8th's, its a stripclub. Go during day shift, around 1:00. It is a ghetto all black stripclub. I am asian but I had no probs. Honestly though this is probably one of the few strip clubs in the US that you can get pussy so cheaply. Be warned though it is dank as fuck.
I go back to the bar and drink a corona, after about 10 minutes a stripper comes over, just my type, super petite spinner with bubble butt. Take her back to the dance booth, start trying to rub her pussy during the dance, she slides her thong aside for me, lets me finger her, super fucking tight. I pull my dick out and jack off while fingering her, she looks down and spits on my cock and starts rubbing it on her puss, tells me I can fuck her for $100, I give her the money and she slides me in bareback. She rides me for a little while and I bust inside her. She pulls me out and starts rubbing her pussy like crazy and squirts all over my shorts and shirt. I've got pussy juice and cum all over me. Also, my orgasm is wearing off now and I feel totally disgusted and really worried I might seriously have HIV now.
This place is in a REALLY shitty place of LA, not safe at all to walk around. I was dropped off earlier by a friend who had to go to work so I had to Uber back home reeking of jizz and stripper pussy. Super fucking awkward car ride. Driver was really uncomfortable. Whole car smelled, pretty sure I got a bunch of this juice on the seats. On the way out I tip them $100 because I felt so bad. Soon as I got home I washed my dick with Hibiclens, it can kill most viruses and bacteria. So far have been too scared to get tested. Fucked up situation but I still jerk off to it.
I hope you get aids and die you stupid nigger fucker.
Joseph Martin
Nice, just bought 100k.
Daniel Jones
U DUN FKED UP, NEVER DO THAT WITHOUT A CONDOM
James Perry
Bro that post was way too long can you just fucking tell me what exchange it trades on and when moon?
Noah Powell
Investing in virusses is smart money. Once they break immune resistance the only way is up.
Wyatt Phillips
shhhhhhh some of us are still accumulating
Carter King
>I had to Uber back home reeking of jizz and stripper pussy Thinking it wrong bro. War trophies should be celebrated!
Jayden Wilson
You're disgusting
Chase Jackson
diversifying your STD portfolio I see
Andrew Adams
Man I thought I was freaking out because I raw dogged a couple girls I was dating. Got tested and nothing showed up positive though.
A stripper? In a shitty strip club?
That's asking for it man. Get tested for your own peace of mind. They can literally to an HIV test in 10 mins. But the most effective time to get tested is like 2ish months after suspected transmission? Idk I looked it up when I was afraid of dying due to aids but I've since forgotten lol
Jackson Collins
Obviously larping.
Didn't show his blockfolio.
Brayden Young
...
Evan Collins
>"Two minutes of gratification, please" >"That'll be $100 and 40 years from your life cycle, honey" >"I'll take it!"
Just get out of here, that is not how Veeky Forums bargains
Jordan Watson
You're sending some mixed messages there, OP. You alright? You fucked up on drugs?
Alexander Reyes
You have to wait like 6 months before you can be sure you don't have Hep or Hiv. That's the incubation time. Be careful next time, wear a glove, this is some serious shit
Isaiah Brooks
where do i buy shares to this strip club?
Jacob Butler
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Nathan Morris
What is the best brothel in Europe lads? And why is it Pascha?
Josiah Roberts
>When this post is the most human and real post on Veeky Forums right now. Hell OP, I'd be more careful if she got pregnant. Those girls know you can walk all over Asian guys and they got money. I lucked the fuck out back in high school; lived in South Florida at the time and some Orthodox Jewish mom who's kid was on the same soccer team started to get close to me; kept buying me food, offered rides home, kept hugging me in a weird fashion when no one was around, and then started inviting me to her house on Sundays while the father and son were out doing their Jew shit. High school hormones plus some sick fantasy of breeding superior people into the population was on my mind, and beside her kid sucked at sports anyway so I thought it'd be for the best. Needless to say, those months of going to her house on the weekends and raw dogging her were fucking awesome. Towards the end of it she was getting a small baby bump, but she told me she wasn't watching her diet (she was thicc to begin with). I found out years later that she did have a kid, when I saw their family portrait for an legal assistance ad - some 4 year old robust looking kid with dirty brown hair and green eyes among a black haired dark eyes family. That's where I also learned women are unloyal as hell.
Wyatt Parker
lol dude congrats? i don't know
Christian Diaz
[...] Unironically, p-please elaborate on how good the sex was with her.
Easton Lee
nice just bought 100k
Adrian Davis
>tfw i saw this exact post a couple hours ago yet everyone in this thread is acting like its new
Aiden Nguyen
That's hot. Tell us more. This.
Eli Smith
I just wanted to share my story twice.
Kevin Walker
Lol, I could only imagine the arguments in that household once the kid was born.I think I lucked the fuck out because the family was pretty well off and popular in the community, and the last thing Jews would want is to fuck over their money empire because they got mutted. She was pretty obsessed with the sex because her husband only screwed her missionary position for less than minute maybe 3 times in her life. I will admit she was absolutely dopey as fuck in the beginning trying to act like an amateur pornstar (she almost vomited on my cock in her first bj), but by the second month we've done almost everything in every hole of hers. Funniest story was one time I even dared her to let me fuck her with a zucchini that she was going to cook in a family meal (some kike pie or something), and I fucked her with it after I came in her and fucked her till she squirted all over it, I actually thought she wouldn't go through with that one.
I think after I moved out for college I felt kinda disgusted for what I did, but then thought the whole thing hilarious once I grew up some more and saw the literal fruits of my loins. I think getting out of that scott-free was the biggest gain I've ever had.
Wyatt Wright
>I think getting out of that scott-free was the biggest gain I've ever had. Nice. You should contact her and fuck her again. Maybe you'll even get to see your kid. kek
Samuel Scott
What coin is this?
Joseph Gonzalez
> using hibiclens to try to get rid of HIV HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Ayden Price
STD has been consolidating for a while now, I think it's about to break out.
Brayden Evans
Get some of that anti HIV pills i have been hearing allot about.
Josiah Moore
>walking into a Jewish neighborhood as a white guy all grown up >meeting up with a mother of a high school peer >that I fucked a whole bunch of times >while there's been a kid running around the neighborhood playing sports >who looks nothing like his "dad" >and looks like me Nope.
Benjamin Price
Yeah I got tested like a year since the girl and I banged the first time.
Agreed, ever since I freaked myself out I'm gonna wrap before I tap.
Zachary Cooper
OP she locked in the price on your Ledger - the only way to be free is to fuck midgets with a boot disk up your arse.
Nicholas Morgan
You're a father dude...
Samuel Taylor
Technically, but not the "adoptive" father. I have a damn' good career now outside of Florida, more than 2 year's salary of crypto gains holed up, and I'm not risking it now. I'll think of it as a long-term investment when the kid becomes a soccer star, does a DNA test and finds out who his dad is.
Carter Nelson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IMMUNE SYSTEM IS CRASHING HIV IS POSITIVE!!!!!!!
Charles Adams
I grew up in that area OP... literally the only dangerous thing I ever encountered was a white dude with a pedo stache trying to bait me into his white truck.
Mason Wood
You forgot to mention that you would be fucking a hot married Jewish MILF while your illegitimate kid plays soccer outside.
Julian Peterson
You need to buy EGAS and hold it long term, it has huge potential. 13M Max supply and it costs pennies right now. Great concept and active twitter. mooncoin material. Take a look@ coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/
Thomas Morris
This is by far my new favorite Veeky Forums post.
Cooper Lopez
>meeting up with a mother of a high school peer Post her pics.
Asher Bennett
That's not fkk sharks.
Mason Peterson
I'm not implying anything by that statement - it's a fact that you have a son. I'm not sure how I'd behave in your place, but it's interesting to think about
Lucas Wright
>I'm not sure how I'd behave in your place, Would you give the mother a call and ask her to marry you? Kek. There isn't much he can do in his situation.
Christian Robinson
Alright OP and all the fucking faggots bumping this thread. Im a hooker fucker too so Im not judging you but HOW THE FUCK IS THIS Veeky Forums RELATED?
Julian Watson
what exchange is HIV on?
John Rogers
Prostitution is the most ancient business in human history.