Sell me this pen

Sell me this pen.

you can tickle your balls with it after writing your suicide note

no

Why don't you write down you name on that napkin there?

it's a plume faggot.

I think the pen allegory is awful, when I hire employees I ask them to give me the details about why this product (our product) is better than others.

Usually I get a lot better of a response. We don't sell fucking pens, we sell pneumatic cyberdildonic interfacing hardware. Pens are a shitty thing to sell on modern use-value standards.

Stick it down your dick hole

remember our history project user?
well i'm just writing some poetry with some old ass feather and ink and parchment. i could give it to you though, for a price. would be the easiest history project ever

No reason to sell anyone a pen anymore. Can just do a lot more with crypto.

>vitalik buterin as an advisor
>big announcement soon
>new exchange listings soon
>whales accumulating

big if true

I am selling this pen and nudes of my sister for $200

At first glance i thought this was a PO.ET(POE) thread

I am selling this pen and nudes of his sister for $100.

I'd ask you if you have a pen to sign a deal where i give you all my life savings
in a scenario which you will not have a pen you will need to buy it

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>profit

sell me this cryto

kekd

>solid dev team
>this is the new ethereum
>check out the charts
>big announcements coming soon
>dev is active in the slack
>going to bittrex soon
>big if true
>roadmap soon
>Wallet beta released
>logo redesign
>updated roadmap
>new blog post
>whales are accumulating
>next 24hours are critical
>youve missed (top 3 coin) (color), are you gonna miss (top 3 coin) (precious metal) too?!!
>this is the (top 10 coin) of (country)
>is a smart contract that runs on the ethereum network
>vote here so it can be listed on yobit
>it's a good coin
>it's not a scam
>huge announcements coming
>read the whitepaper
>look at the roadmap
>it's not too late to buy
>partnership with [insert Fortune 500 company here] coming soon
>big conference soon
>ui redesign coming soon
>marketing isn't a priority right now
>it's going to be added to Bittrex soon
>accumulate during the dip
>whales are manipulating the price
>just HODL
>uninstall your blockfolio and come back in x years
>netflix on the blockchain
>it will moon from 4$ to 25$ next month
>it brings X to the blockchain
>the premine will be used to fund development
>its a fork of X
>it scales better than X
>partnered with Microsoft
>solid dev team
>its under $1
>it's backed by X
>it's built upon the X platform
>it's gone up by X% in the past 24 hours
>big announcement in X days
>it will revolutionize the X industry
>it's still not on any of the major exchanges
>it's like exactly like X but better>x by the end of week, screen cap this
>_________ is making a decision today.
>Just wait until China wakes up
>active on [messaging application]
>(country name) finance ministry loves this coin
>rebranding
>new website
>new exchanges coming soon
>ASIC resistant
>I called this coin at X sats
>ichimoku cloud shows divergence
>tenkan-sen and kijun-sen

but wen mune

How do I buy PEN? what exchange?

You forgot the 'disruptive' keyword.

Its a store of value

It's built on block chain technology, what more do you need?

you work for me from now, Mr funny&fattyguy

mentioned in forbes

fpbp

>yes yes ez profit
>3000% my friend
>invest now

>fancy name for cyber dildos

Okay faggot

>>partnership with [insert Fortune 500 company here] coming soon
>tfw i remember writing that a couple of monthes ago
it's almost like i've been included into a screencap

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You forgot to mention privacy

Nice just bought 100k PENs

top lol