ITT: List unethical ways to make money

Crypto markets are stagnant and I need other sources of income

Sucking penis, it's not like you haven't done it before op.

They're stagnant because whales keep them down.

>List unethical ways to make money
Crypto trading

Sell drugs.

crime mostly

post profitable crimes itt

Get kneepads.

sell ecstasy at berghain

much money

i heard passwords are really easy to guess and its really easy to blackmail ppl with releasing their nudes to everybody they know

>Crypto markets are stagnant
lol are you stupid? these markets are literally never stagnant

pimping

there's nothing unethical about crypto you white-guilt-having rugmuncher

Make and sell or just sell?

if you have the chemistry knowlege and acess to high quality reagents, why not?

Bitcoin has been stuck for the last week
I said unethical. That may or may not be criminal

Crypto trading is a redistribution of resources to entitled, privileged white brats and away from people of color and peoples in underprivileged spaces.

this

Kreuzbergian checking in

No one forces anyone to the game, it's a redistribution of wealth to whoever's smartest, just as life as a whole.

> priviledge

Be a thug and mug people

>stuck for a week
its over guys, time to go back to working at McD's for our tendies

crypto is black people money, literally made for buying drugs and prosties

Be a prostitute.

>No one forces anyone to the game
You're parents do retard. What makes you think you had a choice in the matter? It's not going to be so funny on Judgement Day when God shows you your future life as a lower-caste Indian before destroying your soul and turning you into a literal pajeet.

80% of the whole SEO + CPA thing

I'm not a nigger though

Wut is that

ever heard of kneepads? My guess is yes buy u never know

Get a job, preferably an office one.

Don't actually work.

Cook methamphetamine

Skim cards buy high end clothes resell

Make fake fb account pretending to be hot girl, add dumb beta looking guys, sext with them till they send nudes, threaten to blackmail them by messaging the pics to their entire friends list unless they give you anonymous money.

Read John Grisham's The Brethren

Lol