Coinfess

Tell them it went down too much and you got out while you were ahead.

...

They get closer, they start touching me casually, start making more and longer eye contact. The phone goes from being on the surface of the counter/table to being in the purse. The actually listen to the conversation and respond.

and the big one:

They stop talking about themselves, and start asking about me, even if I try to ask them about themselves.

It's kind of pathetic really. Then again, so am I for playing this trick.

I got into crypto with x money. It grew into 2.5x money. I thought oh shit this is amazing. So I added 2.5x to that. Well after the crash my I'm at 3.5x money and if you're catching what I'm saying I am back to my exact investment. And everyone on here is talking shit about my shitcoin

what is your shitcoin?

Dbc

Obviously holding on my losses and learning my lesson more every day of the hold

i sold 20k prl at 30 cents

I bought tron

I constantly FUD and shit on coins that I sold low because I didn't think they would get higher. After they moon I just do what I can to avoid anyone from buying, or making them sell, even calling them scams or pajeetcoins.
Yes I know, I'm sorry father.

Thanks for the trick OP!

So you got into crypto very recently. Take it as a lesson and move on. It's such a memecoin (hurrr AI hurrr NEO investment) that I think it will bounce back. On this one, maybe just HODL might net you your initial investment back, or even a little bit of profit.

>I have a fake blockfolio
i did this until my fake reached my real.

now I "open" it to check it ALL the time. elevators, classrooms(I'm in college), dinner at my dorm room. It's a bit of an addiction, but a great conversation starter. Regardless of how much I was making, I wouldn't even dare tell someone I was into crypto before november of this year. Now it's everywhere.

I bought everything ATH
I bought LINK

Doing this basically, fingers crossed.

i also find it hard to not talk about my gains, for it's the only accomplishment i have in my life.

>think they're happy for him
lmao

I constantly tell everyone (even my friends) the government will ban Monero while I accumulate as much as I can

I also lie about involvement in crypto and shit on it in public right before checking blockfolio secretly

Agreed. I need to stick to a policy of only investing in solid coins that have been dipping down and are leveling out.. never chasing again

it just went up near 50k today so I am good now.

I write posts to warn people about the UFR shill scammers from discord group.

> You got 20 Jesuscoins for being a good guy

I've done this before. I'm at a really big university and crypto is something everyone knows about, no-one understands, and everyone wants to get into. I can't tell you how many times in the past month alone that I've just left my (real) blockfolio on my desk and people have asked what it is, how they can get in on it, and how many conversations I've started through it/ numbers I've gotten because of it.

Two months ago I wouldn't have even told anyone I was into crypto. Now people only know me because of my online businesses and crypto. It's changed my life.

Is that really a sin though? More like a community service.

I bought ripple, i fucking regret it

My confession?
I masturbate to the thought of MGXL gains

Not talking about your gains is not about superstition or bragging rights, it's about protecting yourself from fucking vultures.

Just made a fake portfolio. Definitely going to try this out.

I fuded REQ after ICO in October.

>Most yc companies fail.
>It’s a whitepaper ico.
>Not worth 40mil. Etc...

>Was able to buy req as low as half of ICO price around.
>Accumulated 1.3 million req.
>Sold most at 0.95 at the double top.
>Cashing out 1 million.
>Waiting for market crash as kraken exit scam on Monday.
>Comfy af.

totally understand user, but I did not give to them, just treat them a cup of coffee on a good day. and gain is not gain till cash out, I witness 2013 crash so I understand money can vaporize in a few days.

It's good that you understand, but just make sure you can say no to them if they come around asking for money/tell you about a 'guaranteed' investing oppurtunity.

I am sorry my son, but this...transgression...cannot be forgiven.

Leave this place.

It's about the way people will perceive you from now on and it is toxic as fuck.

I have a fake account I show my girlfriend that makes me look like a poorfag

Playing with fire man
Just wait until they misinterpret your advice and lose all their money
They're gonna blame you for it and cause you problems in the physical realm

It's the most solid advice you and anyone else will ever get here imo.

youtube.com/watch?v=_YhpauKGgQ4

>be roastie
>know this autist who """trade"""
>laugh if he lose money and call him a loser
>seduce him if he got gains and stupid enough to not keep his mouth shut
>free monies or free emotional lash

i got fucked over by APPC shills losing $400 out of $1200 and spent all day/night swinging from autistic rage to suicidal depression raging in ever corner of biz
i still want that shill poster to choke on tendies

Weak hands

I'm still holding
But these bags are fucking brutal
Yesterday was the day I decided to never fucking listen to biz again
Snakes the whole lot of you

>measuring anything in 4 figures

kek

Nothing must disgusting than a manlet pretending to be better than he is. It would be one thing if you actually were successful.

Hence the confession thread, dipshit. I know it's wrong.

Why the fuck are you even here?

APPC is still in the utter shitcoin phase, try to flip some there will always be a spike up so sell at highs and buy at lows.

dumped the king for eth

I go into obvious scam threads and expose scammers to save gullible normies from getting fleeced.

I know this makes me a bad Veeky Forumstard but I don't care, normies are people too and don't deserve to lose everything.

How do you "accidentally" do this?
Like you "miss" click your blockfolio app rather than your facebook app?
Or is there a different subtle way?

Can you give examples of recent scams? besides VERGE and VIBE

Why didn't you Lock In at 50k?

>be me
>30 but still look early 20s
>king of manlets (5'11")
>3.5/10 face
>zuckerberg tier gyno nipples
>go to bank
>8.5/10 qt 3.14 teller treats me with standard industrial indifference and minimal eye contact
>she loads up my account details
>sees 7 figures in the checking account
>her speech INSTANTLY shifts to valley girl vocal fry with lingering vowels
>won't stop undressing me with her eyes

i try not to go to the bank anymore.

>bonus confession, i am a nocoiner. i gained it all through actual work

Awww shit man, I came here to read about Verge, My brother told me to invest on it. 1250$ on the line.

From someone who has lost a significant chunk of money, it sucks bro I have no idea why these faggots would sink so low, I trusted biz before this but now I warn everyone I come into contact with to just stay away from here and DYOR
Biztards are complete fucking scum
Feels like I'm going to be bag holding for a very long time
Fucking everything here is, nobody is interested in helping each other succeed they just want to palm their bags off
Between whale manipulation, literal pajeets and opportunistic snakes this board is going to be the reason crypto gets regulated
And I know a few other people got fucked other by APPC, I saw them posting about it
What happens when a few hundred get scammed? Or a few thousand?
Say goodbye to your precious normie money and say hello to the government going balls deep in crypto

7 figures in a checking account? terrible LARP.

You're kind of an evil fuck, you know that?

I come to biz for the memes more than anything

I've been in crypto for over a year and made a lot of bad investments. I fell for the ark meme, and I bought a lot of bad bags like UBQ.

the only good one I made was in waves, and another was when I was too stupid to touch my BTC and it was suddenly 19k

I've also never cashed out, but I may need to, to pay taxes

>bought ETH at 720 euros last month
>panic sold at 690 a few hours later
>watched it dip to 500
>didn't bought the dip
>now more than 1k
>tfw I could have doubled my money

I listened to biz and doubled my initial investment. All thanks to link, maybe you should stop buying shit coins.

lost password to a wallet now worth about 40 grand. It keeps pumping too.

>he doesn't keep 5-10% of his net worth in liquid fiat for recreational purposes

I've been spreading false information on Veeky Forums about Cardano just to look smart.

But I also gave some user some ethereum for gas, the last of my ethereum, then I realized I still had tokens on etherdelta, now I'm fucke,

I FUD coins I love to get folks to throw their research and shilling at me to partially get a read on how successful a hodl I have

Feeling pretty good right about now

Careful our paths do not meet.

how do I even add a fake one on top of my real one
p-pls

My portfolio has been between 40k and 45 for the last two weeks. Starting to get pissed off

>I'm not on my phone.
so wheres your phone... how far can it be?

I buy coins that are getting shilled here then start selling when the thread hits 100 posts.

Thank you anons.

>Be June 2017
>Time to get into crypto
>Decide to invest in XRP @0.18
>Sign up to exchanges
>Do Identity Verification
>Procrastinate buying
>Watch price for like 4 months
>Goes up to 0.30
>Shit maybe I missed out
>Goes back to 0.22
>Procrastinate buying
>Be December 2017
>Price hits 1.00
>Shit bricks
>Think about buying at ATH
>Procrastinate some more
>Be 2018
>Price hits $3.00
>Really baka now
> Buy 75 XRP at $2.50
> Tell everyone I invested 1k in June 2017 in XRP but converted all but 75 to Fiat and made $15,000

>> Tell everyone I invested 1k in June 2017 in XRP but converted all but 75 to Fiat and made $15,000
but why

you realize you're just tilting yourself and making yourself trade more emotionally?

tying your selfesterm to your portfolio... come on

Being humble sucks dude, it's the most frustrating thing in this shitty world of show off. It's sad but noble natures have been eliminated from the gene pool thanks to liberalism. OP is right, he is playing the game by the new rules

>trade more emotionally?
Good, obvious scamcoins are mooning because normies get hyped by buzzwords.

welcome to Amerika

Bought vibe at 6.60$

Sold at 2.30$ for cutt more losses, VIBE now is at 1.34$

>I used a fake blockfolio screenshot as one of my tinder pictures

I'm literally rolling in tons of roastie ass. I have been giving bitches herpes for months now. I had a 3some last weekend because I told these two whores I'd give them each 1,000 doge, told them to hold onto them because they're the next bitcorn and they'll be rich in a month. I am a bad person, with zero regrets

>Getting laid with dogecoin
Sure thing buddy

Tfw fdic only insure 250k. Nice larp faggot.

I do this too. I bang them and then say I lost 70% on a bad trade and they bail.

>get to bang hot girls
>have an easy out so they leave you alone

I know user, I am very emotional, if not already 6 digits. A lot of mistakes due to emotion, get I live and lean.

i bought new coins without reading whitepaper
i also go all in
i invest money i cant afford to lose
i quit my job

How much is your fake blockfolio? I'm really curious how much I need before women look at me differently.

Your friends being happy for you.

Your gf is planning to get pregnant too and set you for life.

You're fucking evil

You need to buy EGAS and hold it long term, it has huge potential. 13M Max supply and it costs pennies right now. Great concept and active twitter. mooncoin material.
Take a look@ coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

why do u have a fake blockfolio ?

Sold at 80 but bought it at 2. That shit is just a glorified miner imo but maybe I'm just salty

By your logic, women must also disgust you

>wear 2 pounds of makeup to make their faces look better than they are
>wear push up bra or bra too big to make tits look bigger than they really are
>douche their pussy to hide the fact that they are so unhealthy that their genitals smell like dead fish
>wear certain colors like black to make their body look thinner than it actually is
>hide their lack of intelligence and personality with cleavage

Do I need to go on? Women play this game on a regular basis, everything about them is a lie. Men should also be allowed to play this game.

I got into cryptocurrency literally two days ago and the only prep I did was look at Veeky Forums for five seconds to see which coin had the most memes.

I have 37.777777 UFR right now.

you posted the exact same thing a second ago.

I bought Ripple at the high during the first run up. I was drunk and pissed that ripple could not stop increasing for seemingly forever. After I bought it, 30 minutes later, the crash started. I was at least smart enough to dump in 2 days later, but it still kept crashing.

OP or anyone else that show fake portfolios, what amount $ do you use?

Fomo’d canya at $5 and $7. Fucking kill me now. First and hopefully last mistake. Bags are heavy af but I’m holding on for dear life. Folio’s looking weak but ven and ecc keeping me in the green after the CNBC news fiasco so I’m thankful for that