Someone please take my gains I'm about to die

Someone please take my gains I'm about to die

big if true

Apparently it was fake news.

F A L S E F L A G

don't worry bb

holy fuck that would scare me

Man I would be so happy if that actually happened. Giving the US a taste of their own medicine.

> It worked, hes not watching the exchanges anymore
>begin dump

Holy shit how do they fuck up so bad?

Nice that you thought of us in your final moments. RIP OP.

why does he look so retarded? i've always wondered if hes inbred.

It's plastic surgery, both of them looked pretty normal beforehand

I don’t think this was fake news. The missile got destroyed before it could reach Hawaii.

Aerodynamics ;)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ITS REALLY HAPPENING WTF AM I GONNA DIE BEFORE I REALIZE MY GAINS???!!!

>HOLY SHIT IM GONNA DIE
>MUST... SHITPOST

Voluminous if veracious

>Assuming the US haven't scattered an array of missile defence systems all over the Pacific since the Cold War era.
Imagine being this retarded.

How the FUCK can they send out a message to all phones, broadcast it on TV, turn on the sirenes by mistake?

This was not a mistake.

>this is not a drill
>it's a drill

th.. thanks

North Korea probably did something to spook them.

Seriously this, i thought op shopped it till google confirmed
Boy who cried wolf on a national scale

what a crazy fuck up

what the fuck

Well there was nothing on TV or radio and no sirens. Just the text alerts

No, there was something on TV, someone posted in another thread, there's a twitter recording of a TV broadcasting of a soccer game and it goes mute and a banner appears on top of it telling them what to do. Spooky shit desu.

what are the actual odds of this?

Why could'nt it be California or Portland

already confirmed false warning

settle down

I find it really fascinating that the first thing OP thought of was post a screenshot to Veeky Forums. Why

For the lulz

No gains today