What is the stupidest, dorkiest most retarded thing to buy you can think of? (Expensive stuff)
New-rich or poor normie edition.
Pic related, of course.
Luxury watches normies crave. Completely stupid and only like-minded tardness will know what it costs too.
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old streched jubilee rolex
HUBLOT
LOL HUBLOT?
i kd wf that other item is but no one who knows watches wants any of these.
wow you are lost
Wow
you're
cool.
Is have to go with stupid expensive clothing. I used to deliver for UPS to a ‘high end’ clothing store that appealed to urban rappers and the like with money to blow. Average pair of jeans was $400-$500, shoes for over $1,000 and regular T-shirt’s easily in the $50-100 range. They sold jackets too for hundreds. It was all just for the brand. All the employees had $50,000 cars too. Biggest waste of money I’ve ever seen, everyone in their walked around like they were loaded feeling good about dropping thousands on a few shitty outfits.
>Solid Gold President
Nice but the stretched bracelet yuck.
>Hublot
Disgusting.
>Not sure what the last one is. Looks like some shitter independent watch maker.
Ehhh
>HUBLOT
>LOL HUBLOT?
STOXmarine detected lol. OP probably bought it because of Mayweather too.
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Vehicles, period. If you're buying a brand new (gas) vehicle right now you're truly hopeless with money.
All vehicles are deprecating assets. I ride public transit (train + subway/skytrain) in a suit to my six figure job and get to read a book every commute.
Blowing tens of thousands of dollars on something that needs constant maintenance ($$$) and loses value constantly ($$$) is blue pilled as fuck.
A boat?
> he doesnt get a Panerai Marina Militare in 47mm size
unless you live outside an urban area with no public transpo you short sighted fuck.
Salty no car-er
The rolex looks easily fixable, You dont throw away a watch like that just bring it to a jeweler.
The hublot looks pretty decent dont know the stigma behind the brand but It looks like a decent watch (just not worth the price)
The last one I agree on, the watch is too big for this and looks silly because of it.
If you're going to be man and wear something visibly on your wrist all day, you better make sure it's something nice, interesting, and not cheap.
If you’re a man with insecurities that is..
All kind is true shit only normies buy
Holy shit...
Move into said area?
Personally I agree with to a certain degree.
theres nothing wrong with having a slightly older car tho. Also when you really have a six figure job not having a car is retarded, Yeah have fun meeting up with clients while you wait on the bus thus not being exactly on time. At least get like a bycicle or motorbike.
If you're a man and you don't own a Rolex, just what the fuck. What the fuck are you doing? Seriously, just go ahead and castrate yourself.
>he doesnt know testerossas, nsxs, supras, and FD rx7s have 2-3xed in the past 5 years and will continue to do so
stay poor faggot. I don't even want to see your portfolio
Or a man with standards.
>"hurr I don't care what others think"
The mentality of an unattractive 16-y-o chick on on fb.
>All kind is true shit only normies buy
"All kind"?
A luxury car.
Seriously, unless you're a multi-millionare then you don't afford one.
You get rich by small expenses, not big incomes.
I bought a maxed out mercedes when I first cashed out and it costed me almost 3x the initial $150k that I spent on it.
Now I just focus on living without having to work. I drive a 2003 Saab 9-3 and live in a very nice house out by the coastline, never having to work again if I keep my spending less than $80k per year.
Normans are such disgusting creatures. They want to flood this market so they can make money quickly, but what do they even want to do with the money?
They want to buy useless, retarded shit like
>designer clothes
>designer wrist watches
>new tech doodads that allow them to constantly listen to music at all times, the norman has a pathological fear of silence
>expensive, flashy cars
>jewelry, tattoos and other disgusting displays of low character
I pray every norman in this market loses every fucking penny they've invested and then hopefully their sanity as well.
5fig price watches are ridiculous. people buy watches for status but ironically watches offer almsot zero status. only a watch specialists will apreciate your watch, 99% people cant tell what it is or much it is worth.
patek philip watches which are made only by request and signed individually can be a good purchase as they tend to rise in value over decades
as someone who is a fairfax native, the employees that are part of the team have nice cars, the people that shop there arent at all loaded... you have kids who are 13 begging their moms and dads to bring them to the shop, where they end up spending 8+ hours in line just to get a fucking hat.
They look stupid.
When my linkies make me a millionaire I'm going to buy Rasputins dick and gain all of his mystical and sexual powers.
At least get the golden casio,
Get enough money to buy a nice house in a nice area where you can raise a family. Everything else is irrelevant and you can do whatever the fuck you like with it.
That's what I did at least.
thas rite
i hope your going to invest the money and pay for the mortgage with your return on your investment, dumping all your cash into a house upfront isnt smart imo
Thats what I try to keep telling my dad, But hes rocking a new mercedes almost every 4 years.
Depends where you live, here in Europe in mayor cities public trans is god tier and most people who have car have small ones.
If you are in America, transport is non existant and if it exists its filled with smelly niggers and mexicans
>ITT: coping plebs
I don't have a mortgage I paid the house outright. I don't view it as an investment I view it as a life long home for my family.
Although generally I agree buying a house out right isn't smart in most situations. All my crypto money now is basically a hobby. Cashed out x10 salary but continue to work although if I cashed out in full I wouldn't have to. Weirdly I'm attracted to the regular life. My personal goals were never to not be a wagecuk.
That’s not a jubilee faggot. That’s a day date on a president. Kys
in usa cars are super cheap. 50% of euro prices literally. probably worth to buy a decent car those prices if you drive lots of miles.
in asia and russia cars are major status symbols. in europe not that much. few places like london you encounter more supercars.
Found the city bugman
>the autism watch
Sounds like you moved to a big city and had no where to park your car so you just sold it.
You losers with your expensive watches. Get this one, attention guaranteed.
Autism is thinking that rolex's look good and to know it by its model # string.
Cars, watches, clothes, houses.
Yes, houses.
You know the boomers that say crypto is a bubble? Well the entire stock market, real estate market and bond market is in a fucking giant bubble that makes 2008 look like a joke.
>OP not rich
>no one can be rich
>2018
>Still buying watches like a faggot.
They are the Lexus of automobiles - built on common cheap parts and simply sold for their name. Real men wear A. Lang & Sohne or IWC.
No, I own a home in the suburbs. I ride the train downtown. I own a used pickup truck, but don't use it for commuting.
Hardly. PS: I post on MPC too.
Real men value function over form.
With crap like cell phones that keep near exact time watches no longer serve a purpose. So, that over priced POS you wear is nothing but a sign that reads "I am not a man".
It's mostly for fashion,
That said A 50 dollar nice looking watch is just as good imo as a 10k one. Still you need to wear a watch that looks good. If you only value function you would be wearing joggers all day which makes you incredibly boyish.
Real men attend to the business casual(odd jacket/polos/cardigans) or business dresscode.
Again Some 30$ chinos can be fine no need to go for 2000$ suit jackets. or w/e Unless you go full wolf of wallstreet on your cryptos then w/e bro
What? I know watches and own a Hublot that cost more than your house.
Diamonds. Unless you want to speculate or make money, I find it just stupid.
>‘high end’ clothing store that appealed to urban rappers
Money can't buy good taste.
That said... I can't deny that out there some brands have exceptional quality (Brioni, Armani...), but the name always force you to pay some extra money. I prefer to choose under-the-radar brands, or local designers.
>A 50 dollar nice looking watch is just as good imo as a 10k one
A $50 one is a basic watch. A $10k is a mechanical piece of art.
They are a bit naff, though. If you have good taste you know what I'm talking about
AP, Patek, hell even Panerai over Hublot
It's the LV of fine watches
>The newest iPhone
>Luxury Sedans other than Tesla
>Home theater Sound systems in excess of 3,000.00 USD
>8k TVs
>Campaign contributions.
>has never experienced freedom in his life
>let's another man drive him around and control his destiny
I know so many relatively poor people with massive flatscreen tv's and new iphones, new mercedes' and all other new shit(designer clothes/ furniture).
And then I see them look at envy at people like me that go on holiday a lot. Like yeah duh I can afford that since I dont buy status things.
Might as wells say
>hobbies are a waste of money and are blue pilled as fuck
If the battery of your quarts watch is empty it will stop running. An automatic watch will run forever if you wear it and if its a good one you wont even have to adjust it for years.
> Europe
> god tier
lol, have you seen public transport in major asian cities like Seoul and Tokyo? Those are what i'd call god tier
Dont fking want to admit it but at our current pace chinks and pajeets will become our overlord within a few decades
>doodads
robert pls go
Former watch repair shop person from that other thread here. Recommending that quartz batteries be changed out every 2-3 years even if the battery is still running the watch. Do not use Renata batteries. Their seals are pretty weak.
Both quartz and mechanicals will need maintenance every few years if you want them to last. It's not just a timing thing.
Yup, experiences are more important things.
*tips fedora*
epic watch, my good sir!
> Real men value function over form.
Keep telling yourself that, while the spaghetti falls out of your functional cargo pant's pockets.
Honestly - cars.
I’ve had a kick ass year - 300k in crypto and 250k in my job and I bought and 2005 outback. I love it.
Cars are the biggest “check me out” ever.
not everyone watns to reach into their picket for a phone to check the time. not everyone even carries a phone. meanwhile women can detect expensive shit instantly and it makes the man more attractive i don;t care what anyone says that should be basic common sense.
i just go for a basic timex because i'm not out to impress roasties but if i was and i had the money for a flashy watch i would, it does make sense if you're trying to get laid. or to impress business clients maybe, though in some cases it would do the opposite of impress them depending on how much money they think you have and whather they think you can afford it. and sure, there is a craftsmenship angle as well that peaks the interest of many men.
They want to make quick money, spend it back in the system on useless shit and go broke again. Rinse and repeat.
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what if you enjoy going places and don't want to be basically trapped inside a city your whole life and you want to explore and visit nearby areas that the bus doesn't go to. what then bugman? what of rural people, you think the bus goes everywhere get real.
cars are pricey though, i think thats by design. master controllers want to price us out of owning automobiles. so they can have the power of all the cars as self driving cars and we have to take the chip or something to get transport.
>muh smartphone
surveillance state tracking device
i mean sure, i'm not out doing crimes or anything but stilll, i don't need the master controllers overseeing my movements from a command and control center. it's quite frankly beneath my dignity as even a loser of a human being
i'll take the watch, it just tells time. unless i'm using google maps to find my way around or something otherwise i don't need my phone. i'm not on call
How about your mom?
>not cheap
Never mind.
>I know so many relatively poor people with massive flatscreen tv's
$150 new for a 43" 1080p flat screen this days is not uncommon. tvs are dirt cheap. of course they are, propaganda for every household. flicker rate set to increase suggestibility. fucking weaponized
Good luck fucking repairing that fragile german piece of shit. Paying servicing cost UP THE ASS. And IWC, lmao what are you some guitar playing faggot like john mayer?
you fucking idiot rolex is the definition of function follows form. your chinese piece of shit iphone is a pseudo "designing genius" trash pile.
I go hiking regularly. I explore vaginas and the internet. I take flights (aka THE FLYING JEW) to foreign countries, where I explore more vaginas and more beaches, hotels, eco-lodges, and sometimes, sometimes, I rent a motorcycle in those countries and go off in search of more fun.
Have fun driving around aimlessly in the sticks and staying poor.
$20,000/nights hotel in Dubai.
I can't think farther than expensive cars and clothes, but they're not worse than stupid expensive clock bracelet jewellery-, WHICH WERE MADE REDUNDANT FOR PEOPLE WHO CARRY THEIR PHONES EVERYWHERE.
>that rate of dollar inflation lol
>today's $10000 was $100 50 years ago
You can get its essential function for another watch that is fraction of the cost. Nobody told you to get an iphone instead. See , and tell me that an expensive bracelet is worth more than those things.
how can you drive to good hiking spots woithout a car?
you take the bus to nice hiking spots?
you have to take a flight somewhere to another city and then you rent a motorcycle to drive to a hiking spot, regularly liek are we talking once a week?
how bout you suck my rolex cock
if someone is rich and they have a rolex i'm not going to think less of them. but if i think maybe he spent a large portion of his finances on the thing then he seems kind of dumb. so many other things he could have doine instead. but if the dudes rich then its not a problem. aer you rich? or just a middle class moron blowing his miniscule wad on something pointless instead of living the good life with those funds?
My $2k Rolex had an incredible return on investment. Just flash it at any whore to redeem for a free serving of ass
>Real men do X
kys you walking advertisements. you've been so programmed by consumerist culture you don't even hear your sheepish bleats for what they are.
- Ridiculously expensive wine bottles.
- $1000/ft speaker cables.
Basically anything that lets you pretend you are a connoisseur.
i know right, they think being a real man is something you can buy and put on your wrist. lol
>Ridiculously expensive wine bottles.
It's a fucking good investment though.
That's weird everytime I see a billionaire on picture, there is no Rolex or Gucci belt in sight...
Samurai sword
> No sense of style and overexaggerates/ heavily relies on subtle yet pointless characteristics like IQ and weird hobbies
NEET spotted
the value of the bottles rises faster then inflation. it's smarter then a savings account.
Never doubt the power of commodity fetishism
which is the same as a good watch... a good watch can be a store of value and also even sometimes appreciatate in value.
ahh haaaa now i get it. it can't be a waste of money if you can use it as a store of value
duh of course watches and cars are so generic
buy a degenerate painting that can raise the price more in the future
>Owning a watch
>current year
I have a phone and there are still church towers with clocks in europe. Watches are for boomer fags
degen paintings are for money laundering schemes for the super rich. are they actually an investment? i don't know. i dont want that trash anyways. i'll stick to wine, watches, and any decent art i can find that might legitimately increase in value based on the quality and popularity of the art.
Thats Why Im going to move to Japan/China in 3 years time. Have to safe up a bit of money So I can be safe there for some time. Japanese Countryside is beautiful
Will never understand plebs that don't understand the brilliance in a good machine that is so well made, it almost passes into the artistic side.
buy 3k suits and nice shoes so you always look nice