Hello Veeky Forums. I´m an agent holding a very high position within the US government. Over the past few years, the government has been developing new quantum technologiesin order to cause a crypto crash. A working prototype of a quantum based graphic card was just completed yesterday. The government is going to attempt a 51% attack on the bitcoin network tomorrow. Sell now or all your funds will literally disappear overnight.
WARNING: SELL ALL YOUR COINS NOW
thanks, just sold 100k
fake and gay
Lol done
jokes on you i use bts
TY!!! just bought 21.3m tethers
thank just bought government
>quantum graphic card
Thanks OP, I just sold all of the coins and bought me some US BONDS, yall crypto kids may be laughing now but ill be laughing in 50+ YEARS
Operation Stinky Linky
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Thanks just bought 100k IOTA.
Catch you later obsolete shitcoins.
>developing new quantum technologiesin order to cause a crypto crash
What is QRL?
>Hello Veeky Forums. I´m an agent holding a very high position within the US government.
Stopped reading there
>this legitimately scares normies
OP add the words “network protocol breached” into your pasta
Thanks just sold 100k
Guys seriously, my dad works at the government lab. Tomorrow is crypto doomsday. Go back in time, steal one of those huge ass cameras, take a pic of this screen, go back to get it developed, come back again.
Just buy NXS
I'm all in IOTA babe
>bring it
>technologiesin
Just sold all my xrp to fiat. Thanks user
The US government is already in control of bitcoin. "Satoshi Nakamoto" is a pseudonym used by the FBI when creating bitcoin in order to track illegal activities online.