Guys I've decided I'm going to end it

I went all in today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the price
The only thing that's real
The coin price starts to drop
The old familiar sting
It'll be dead in a month
I regret everything

What have I become
My Veeky Forumsness friend?
Every coin I buy
Crashes hard in the end
And you could have it all
My portfolio of dirt
I will shill you shitcoins
I will make you hurt

I hold this bag of loss
Upon my liar's chair
Never made a profit
But on Veeky Forums I'm a millionaire
Making claims of gains
The feelings disappear
I am someone else
You are still right here

What have I become
My Veeky Forumsness friend?
Every coin I buy
Crashes hard in the end
And you could have it all
My portfolio of dirt
I will shill you shitcoins
I will make you hurt

If I could start again
A few years back in time
I would hold my Bitcoins
I would start to mine

user, not sure how old you are but I was in a bad place a few years ago, and you'd be completely shocked at how quickly your situation can change.

Before you think about stuff like that, set some very small goals (I will take out the trash today, I will cook something today) and gradually work your way up. That momentum will do wonders for your self esteem and you may think twice. Just give that a shot before you go doing something you can't come back from.

I don't really have anywhere else to go though.

Without this community I literally don't have a reason to wake up in the morning.

>You seriously expect to be good at this shit from the start?
>You don't have the drive to keep trying different strategies if one doesn't work?
>You expect to be handed money on a silver platter?
I lost 50% of my initial investment twice in crypto. Both times I accepted the lost, pulled it out, waited a few months, saved up a bit more money and jumped back in. Each time I tried a different strategy. They are my own strategies. If this is really what you like doing you won't quit and an hero just because you took a loss once. Man up.

tl;dr see you in hell faggot

To preface, I'm going to assume this isn't a long con pajeet thread and give you a serious answer.

Stop being a wittle bitch, faggot. Humble yourself and get a job. Get fit. Just load up on ETH and pay off your loans - I'd say allocate 80% of spare cash to ETH, and 20% to paying above your loan minimums, or something like that. You're stuck at the bottom of the flywheel right now, but if you get some momentum things can really turn around. 2 years ago I was 40k in debt with a shit wage cuck job at age 25, living at home. I was depressed; I took adderall to get through work and sleeping pills to sleep, I had virtually no muscle mass and not a lot going for me, no girlfriend. Now I have 200k and have 30 pounds more muscle and take 0 adderall, and have an amazing virgin girlfriend. If I had ended it when I was in the dumps, I never would've experienced some of these great things that are happening now. Never give up - those are the most important 3 words in life. And look man, you're in some shit right now, but you are self aware and that's a seriously important trait - I mean I don't know you, maybe you're a hopeless retard, but just based off of that and how similar I felt in the past to what you're saying, I really do believe in you if you just never give up.

We're all gonna make it brother. I hope you the best

You should try having a drug problem, I bet you would be good at that at least.

true shit, as someone who is in a situation like OP. it gets better man, just keep doing what you are doing with crypto.

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This user knows the truth.

Hope your son survived the ordeal, if he did become the best dad ever and raise that man into a proud person better than all of us.

This community is filled with sacks of shit. Literally shocked no one has said "do a flip" or "live stream it". Sell everything you have and change your scenery. Move to a small Beach town and get some sun. Find out what your passion is.

jesus...i wish i was a whale so i could send you sympathy eth

reread, his son died also

Life is full of holes bro. You can still make it.

What you're saying is true. The problem is that being on this board makes people that don't succeed even more depressed. You're constantly bombarded with stuff like
> Portfolios of 100k+ (let it be larp or not)
> 'How are you not making money in this market?'
> 'I've started a week ago and am already up x10, how are you so bad at this?'

And when you're already in a bad place, stuff like this will fucking destroy the last bit of self-confidence you had. You see all these people (supposedly) making amazing gains, while you're just sitting there making next to nothing, or even losing money.

I'd argue that you shouldn't be here if you're depressed already. People on here don't care about you and they never will. This board is full of pajeet shills, larping and assholes you think they're investing geniuses because they bought a random shitcoin without research that just happened to moon afterwards. But if you're not that lucky you'll always be questioning what the hell you're doing wrong.

learn how to read before posting

Where in the UK bro? Manchester here

Don't kill yourself. You have a whole life ahead of you to figure it all out. Don't give up user, be strong.

When I was 20/21 I felt like this and I gave it some time but now I'm 25 and things are just getting worse.

I literally go to the gym every single day because I feel so low. I need to feel that rush in my head to drown out all the negative thoughts. When my body hurts it makes the other pain less...painful. But now even that doesn't seem to help. I don't know what to do anymore.

if you commit suicide you wake up in another universe where you're still alive but somehow everything is slightly shittier, permanently. i'm pretty sure this is due to the copenhapen interpretation of quantum mechanics or something but you'll realize i'm right after you do it

i tried to kill myself, and just woke up covered in vomit and specks of the rx addy i used to an hero. i just remember blacking out and waking up like a nanosecond later

if you talk to other 'survivors' they'll confirm. one guy in the ward i work at survived a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head. he's missing half of his face and insists he's really dead and this is hell and there's no escape

you didn't choose to be born, don't be so sure you can choose to be dead

Fuck me i'm a retard

We're all in the same boat. Suicidal tendencies, incredibly high risk tolerance and way too smart for our social groups.

That's why we're here, and this is where we belong. I have been in contact with the spirit world for about a year now and they communicate with me in funny ways.

You see I was thinking of taking the toaster in the bath last week because same reasons as you, but then I stumbled across pic related.

Basically if you kill yourself, you're just going to be reborn into another body and this whole loop will start again except you have no cryptos in your next life and you'll be shitting your pants because that's what kids do.

There's no easy way out user, we need to think our way out of this mess and this is the biggest opportunity we'll ever have.

Since when Veeky Forums become a support group? Uggh

Does anyone actually read these pathetic sob storries? Cry to a fucking person you know grow up

Its simple, if you are not suppose to be here right now you wouldn't be, nothing spiritual or godly just how the world works. You're here for whatever reason, do yourself justice to find out what it is and in the process make some gainz with us

This basically

It's not losing money it's making the wrong decisions and failing over and over again.

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what's your IQ?

East London m8

I feel like these larps are just attempts to get tips that have a higher chance of being legit.

I don't feel comfortable giving anyone in your situation advice but you need to scare yourself with psychedelics

if you're gonna end yourself anyway take 5g of shrooms and it will force a perspective change

>another reddit tier sob story
Fucking kill yourself NEET faggot

near-death.com/reincarnation/research/ian-stevenson.html

Sorry to hear op.

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Until all your coins hit 0 and get delisted you're still in the game. Go watch some anime for a few weeks and come back. I love this shit hole of a website and I've been here for far too long, but I can honestly say that hanging around here when I was going through some rough times only made me feel worse in the long run. Sometimes you gotta walk away from this place - even if it makes you feel better in the short term by being here.

just don't daytrade and panic sell user, pick a couple of coins you like and come back an year later. You'll be amazed

No idea m8 probably average, maybe a bit higher if average is like 95

It's completely about attitude, I agree. It takes a strong, clear-headed mind to wade through the shill BS here and find the good projects.

OP, use your current ETH stack and go ALL IN CRED (Verify). Once it hits a proper exchange it'll do a 3x - 10x easily.

Once you make some solid gains take your profit and repeat on another good low market cap shitcoin that is primed to move up. REMEMBER TO ALWAYS DO RESEARCH BEFORE INVESTING. There's so much garbage being shilled on Veeky Forums like UFR, TAU, PFR, etc.

>Wage cucking is beyond me some I’ll an hero
Millennials - the post

This

Take your fanny pack and fedora somewhere else you biznezzman shark crypto investor you

Give Jesus Christ a chance, user

“Come to Me, all you who labor and are heavily burdened, and I will give you rest. Take My yoke upon you, and learn from Me. For I am meek and lowly in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For My yoke is easy, and My burden is light.” (Matthew 11:28-30)

>spend what little precious time you have on this planet slaving away to make other people rich

Boomer - The Post

Sup OP, UK based wagecuck here. Consider going abroad where your student debts can't be pursued. Wagecuck life isn't the worst thing. Learn to program and do an apprenticeship or college course to retrain in a better sector. Or at the very least take the money out and do something fun with it first, go abroad or something. It's not like there's not options, this is the anticlimactic wasteful way out.

The people who are making tons of money in crypto are either making great decisions or getting lucky or some combination. The people making the great decisions are often high IQ, some of them are super high IQ, you can't let that get to you. I don't beat myself up because I don't have a Vitalik like IQ, I just do the best with what I have...if I held myself to his standard I'd go totally insane. And don't forget that plenty of people are larping with lots of money and plenty of them are just lucky. And even the ones with a couple million or whatever feel left behind themselves compared to the ethereum ico ones who have 15m etc etc.

it's not unreasonable, the dollar is worth 20% of what it was in 2000. Even top professionals can only expect 40 years of 10 hour days just to pay off the debt on the basic need of shelter. Living in the 21st century is slavery in exchange for cheap consumer goods

The Parable of the Hidden Treasure

“Again, the kingdom of heaven is like treasure hidden in a field, which a man found and hid. And with joy over it he goes and sells all that he has and buys that field."

The Parable of the Pearl of Great Price

“Again, the kingdom of heaven is like a merchant seeking beautiful pearls, who, on finding one pearl of great price, went and sold all that he had and bought it."

- Matthew 13:44-46

Hard to do that with debt and a minimum wage job.

>beyond me
I've already done it m8.
The low pay and the low hours made me want to fall asleep and never wake up.
If I ever have to do it ever again I'm going to make sure I never wake up.

*long hours

heyyy you depressed fuck send me your eth

Allright, i know your feels man, been there.

This is what you do... STOP daytrading. Take whatever remains and devide it 40/40/20 into ENG, NAV, BURST.

Whatever you do, dont touch that portfolio. Put in some extra cash for daytrading, but dont touch that LT port.

Check back next year.

One of my best friends took his own life and I ruined me for years. For three years I felt like i’d never have another happy day in my life. Thought about following in after him several times. You have the ability to become someone else, user. Embrace natural things. Wholesome food, the sun on your face, nurturing an animal or garden. Life craves life, not money or crypto gains. You can make it.

>this bear market
do kys pajeet

Really makes me regret for not getting in the game earlier. Feels like you could've bought literally anything back then and become a millionaire doing nothing.

I'd love to go abroad m8 but I don't have any money.
I actually do a bit of coding but I'm not very good at it.
Staring at a screen for hours trying to figure out how to get boxes to position correctly doesn't do much for my confidence. That and the irregular pay adds up to even less than wagecucking. At least I can do what I want for most of the day though.

also before you take drastic action, lurk pol for a few months

you know you will never be able to end it unless you send your eth away

that's the little thing stopping you, the little thing giving you hope, that one in a billion chance you'll flip it around and make a million dollars

but you know that wont happen.
but imagine after you've sent the eth away. then there's no fucking going back. no option.
if you want to go through with it, this is what you have to do.
'till we meet again, user.

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/pol/, Veeky Forums, Veeky Forums and Jesus Christ. It's what pulled me out of my depression.

I thought /pol/ would pull you into depression

That was good faggot

reminds me of this

Damn it user, I'm so sorry for your losses.

That's jewish as fuck

Why are you worried over UK student debt, you don't have to pay it back lol

yeah but then you come out the other side and there a couple more levels, and ultimately it's a mental health net positive.

well, before (you) kill yourself (you) should try finding (yourself.
cash out everything and throw a dart on map
you can always kys when you run out of money and drugs

/pol/ alone will kill you for sure... having to deal with one terrible truth after another effects the mind a great deal. This is why Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums are so important.. to keep things in check and make all that wisdom applicable in the real world while also improving yourself both mentally, physically and financially.

but yeah, /pol/ alone will fuck you up.

Fuck I'm sorry to hear that m8.
You're a much stronger person than I am.

Okay, you didn't respond to me, so clearly what you need is just some confirmation.

You obviously need a skill. It can be anything, but a hand craft is the most rewarding. Get some wood, a carving knife, and make something. A little santa. I don't give a fuck. A cat.

Once you have a skill, people will compliment you since you know how to do something they do not. "Wow, how did you carve out that huge wooden cock!" they will say. "What an exquisite dildo, young man", the elderly will wink. And you will start to believe them. Soon you'll think your cocks are the best wooden cocks there are. Soon you'll think the texture of the balls is the most representative that a wooden figure can become. Soon you'll learn to love thy wooden cock, the magnificent carvature, and you will optimize the process with the finest attention to detail. Soon small niche magazines will write your story; "the dick carver of shittyville", "the man behind the cock"! People will flock to your little woodshop, your gallery of oak boners, the many rooms with the pocket rockets.

It will consume your life, the dicks. And you will love it. And then you will be the one saving other peoples lives on this mongolian-jewish cartoon-coin board.
"Don't do it! I know you'll make it, if you only learn to love the dicks like I!"

Because now even If I ever manage to get a decent job I'll be stuck on a wagecuck salary for the rest of my life.

then fucking git gud at trading and make something of yourself like a man. you faggots have it EASY AS FUCKING PIE compared to niggers like me born in the mid-80s who genuinely had no way out and burned our 20s wagecucking with no escape. study your shit and invest in good coins early and just HODL for more than 2 days and you will likely make it

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You forgot the trinity, /g/, Veeky Forums & Veeky Forums
Add Veeky Forums if you are not underaged, Veeky Forums if you want to look presentable and Veeky Forums

You should be spending every waking moment figuring out how to emigrate from the UK, otherwise you are heading into a socialist nightmare

I am in a similar situation to you only I didn't fail uni and I have a girlfriend, but I am working as a kitchen porter after months of no work.

The UK is an extremely punishing country to it's youth now; there are very few opportunities here. But please man, don't take this as there is something wrong with you. You, and I were duped into a degree by a left wing education system, and are now thrown into an economic nightmare.

I have some suggestions for you:
- Buy LINK
- Teaching English in China (degree required)
- Learn a new language
- Start volunteer work

Thank you Anons. I appreciate it.

>No other sizes of this image found.

OP. I'm an absolute brainlet and I managed to make significant money in crypto. I invested 5k, was down to 3k, then I shot up, and I'm currently at 77k. Just keep going, we will be due for a shitton of moon missions in 2018.

>Teaching English in China
Is that stuff legit?
I got some emails about that but I thought it was a scam.

Respect to this user. These are the men who make it, in all areas of life. Proud to be your Veeky Forumsbro

Not sure what you mean by your green text user.

Holy fuck

>China

Fuck that shithole, Japan pays you nearly double and is a much nicer place to live

I'm honestly sorry for your loss.
This is just so sad

I have no personal experience with it, but it is legitimate, my girlfriend who is Chinese was even thinking of doing it through her university.

It's a big world out there, and you have a lot of things to get into. You could even get a scuba diving license if you wanted to, but for the loved of God, emigrate.

China won't be a shithole forever, plus to go Japan he'd need to spend years learning Japanese, whereas you don't need to know Chinese to teach English in China

It means he used a reverse image search on the picture to see if you pulled it off of the internet somewhere

OP I'm shocked you've made it this far without killing yourself already. You obviously haven't learned about Darwin's theory of evolution. You're not cut out for this life. Better luck in the next one.

I am having a red day too. Wait for next week brudda. It will all turn around. Keep hope

Pulled it from my Google drive. Literally our last dance from my brother's wedding.

High school sweethearts...