Sup Veeky Forums. Spic here in a really fucked up situation. Long story short, Trump administration has recently denied my visa for renewal under TPS and have until September 2019 to leave the country indefinitely. I can stay, but I wont be able to legally work anywhere.
I've lived in the U.S. since I was 4 years old. I'm 22 y.o. now. I have no memories of El Shitvador, nor do I have a college degree due to the lack of financial aid.
I have 15k in credit card debt, have 15k of credit left, 40k in crypto, and 3k in assets.
What the fuck should I do at this point?
Grayson Perry
drp thats a good pick
Carson Rogers
Get a marriage 4 citizenship going. Ez pz?
Jaxson Kelly
Fuck the debt, buy bitcoin with the other 15k credit, declare bankruptcy, run away to some fly over state and live above a store or something in some small town. Trade crypto 18 hours a day. Let yourself get deported then move to literally any other country with your crypto gains.
Dylan Baker
Ill marry you for some eth user
Joseph Clark
Goodbye paco.
Camden Wilson
If you can speak El Salvadorean, then you could maybe go there and teach American.
Leo Cruz
I have no idea how I would even be able to do that at this point. I was thinking of using all of the politics to claim asylum in a country that offers free tuition. Being a burger is awful.
Luis Bennett
ill gay marry you for 1/2 your crypto
Landon Bennett
Marry me for 20k user
Zachary Kelly
20k and I’ll gay marry you into a military spice position. Quick citizenship and free healthcare.
James Reed
You have to go back.
Joshua Richardson
Good. Get the fuck out. Fucking leech.
Kayden Hughes
So good seeing the illegal scum leaving our great country. God bless Trump
Gavin Barnes
>Being a burger is awful. But you're not a burger if you can't stay, and it seems that the authorities did you a favour in removing you.
Jack Wright
I've been paying 350 every year to have my work permit renewed. So I can work. Legally. Since I've been here.
Not all spics are illegals.
James Williams
That's the way I'm seeing it at this point. I just have no real idea as to where I would even begin to go.
They're forcing the restart button on me and I have no idea what to do at this point. I could get married but then that means actually living as a spic in Burger land with a Nazi as a president. I'm considering just letting my crypto grow until then and using the money as a pillow for when I eventually leave.
Ian Martinez
RIP dude Al Salvadorians have something wrong with their souls.
Joseph Young
>Nazi as president at first i was sympathetic but now you can go fuck off you disgusting spic piece of a shit
Adrian Murphy
Invest in weaponry and murder the nazi president. After, wait a bit till they overhaul the administration and then see if you can get a visa renewal.
Lincoln Nelson
BYE BITCH. HAIL EMPEROR TRUMP
Nolan Thompson
Just stiff the Jews on the debt and then go live off crypto gains like a king in your shithole country.
Jackson Diaz
>live in a country since you are a preschooler >work like a proper citizen, paying taxes and shit >suddenly gotta go even though trump is accepting the unwanted illegal immigrants that other countries lock up in detention centres and forget about Lmao
Asher Johnson
Are you protected under daca user?
Bentley White
Move to canada? Idk, pretty chill up here
Josiah Hughes
Cool, another leech out of our system.
Anthony Morales
nice emotional argument madame
Jackson Reyes
TPS user.
That's plan A atm.
Bruh that's literally what's happening to me.
Josiah James
You have to go back
Colton Walker
Kek my grandparents came here in the 60s from Ecuador/Puerto Rico and I'm living an upper middle class life. Maybe your grandparents shouldn't have been complete faggots. Enjoy your ride back you Central American scum.
Jeremiah Perry
Lucky.
Go to Canada so you don't get fucked by burger crypto taxes.
Christian Gomez
>Nazi as a president
discarded
get out, and stay out.
Henry Wilson
stop asking for handout mexican nigger
Aiden Hernandez
>not all spics are illegals. But they're all spics.
Ryan Sullivan
Your ancestors came to America looking for work. OP works, and now he cant. How is he a leech?
>lol fuck you im not sympathetic anymore because you said something bad about someone i like Who be the emotional babby here lmao
Caleb Hall
what happens to the debt for mexicunts who get sent back? does it actually get collected across the border?
Henry Green
I believe MS-13 are accepting applications.
Jayden Turner
You were here since you were 4 and your parents never made an effort to become residents nor did you bother doing something about your situation as soon as you turned 18. Don't blame Trump for this, please fuck off and go back to your shithole country where you belong.
Tyler Rivera
How old are you? Marry someone bitch!
Connor Reyes
If you have a degree and learn french it's really easy to get a job and move to canada
Levi Martinez
get fucked immigrant scum, see ya never
Parker Butler
I've got no simpatico for the illegals. should've never came in the first place
Charles Nelson
GTFO out of the US. It's a shithole overrun by the likes of Trump and his low-rent tards.
Christopher Smith
Move to NYC, bitch!
Gabriel Clark
>likening a president who wants to control rampant spic illegal immigration to a nazi yup get out
Ian Thomas
Anways, you're set bro. But remember you can't cash in El Salvador, or any other third world country for that matter.
Carter Watson
The only legitimate way to get citizenship through TPS is marriage. It's not some "Oh just submit these forms and we'll get back to you." If there was a faster way, I would've done it by now.
Charles Collins
Trump is too stupid to be considered a Nazi. They would have euthanized him in his teens.
Samuel Wilson
>use credit cards for quick education >max out credit cards buying crypto >apply for more, repeat >move everything to cold wallets >find a fun place to go where your newly-learned skills will be useful >prepare to fly next year Stiff the Jews and run off to Europe or somewhere fun. Some 2nd world country might be the perfect place to go big-fish-small-pond.
Sebastian Murphy
Adios, leech.
Zachary Reyes
what is this? third world shitholes pay a premium for bit coins
Asher Ramirez
this is what i was thinking, fuck (((them)))
Thomas Flores
You have to go back, Pablo.
Make El Salvador less shitty while you're at it.
Adrian Martinez
Who does? A country is not a person.
Robert Perry
the inhabitants do
Nathan Howard
You could've done that. What was stopping you? To say it was beyond your control is a lie and you know it. Now, if you were expecting the TPS program to last forever, then you're obviously very naive or just plain retarded, so it's still your fault.
Easton Gomez
Funny enough when you get back to El Salvador everyone's gonna hate your guts, probably you will be a prime target for regular break-ins and violent attacks on top of earning breadcrumbs for a month's work
Can't say you didn't had it coming
Joseph Hall
it's easier to get into USA with a degree than Canada LOL
Michael Hernandez
Type of inhabitants? Chicken farmer, street vendor, bank men?
Aiden Martinez
if you have a car, then drive an Uber. if not then I guess find a job that pays under the table.
Joshua Parker
the money changers
Jonathan Hernandez
What the fuck is a money changer? The place you change euros into pesos?
Carter James
So you dont tell why your visa get denied? How did you get with 4 years? Illegally maybe? And you dont even have a college degree have a shit university? Maybe you just should GTFO the country! Bye.
Isaac Gutierrez
Reminder: >OP is here under TPS >Temporary Protected Status >Temporary >Gets to live in the greatest country in history with no hassle for nearly 20 years >Two decades >Temporary
John Cruz
The presidential administration decides whether or not it gets renewed or not. This year they decided to not renew it any longer. Letting someone live in a country for almost 90% of their life and suddenly telling them to gtfo is still pretty cruel user.
I can literally taste this coming from a mile away.
I browse Veeky Forums. What makes you think anyone would marry me?
Isaiah Ortiz
You are here for over 20 years but you have no citizenship, just KYS. Good bye Idiot
Nolan Thompson
You're right, the status should've been revoked before the Iraq War. Sorry we allowed you to suffer in the terrible hellhole that is the United States for an extra 15 years.
Thankfully we're now making things right and returning the valuable human capital you represent to the vibrant, proud, anti-imperialist nation of El Salvador.
Ryder Russell
>has recently denied my visa for renewal under TPS Why was it denied? Could some burger explain this? If he has been living there for almost 20 years legally I assume, this shouldn't happen right?
Leo Jenkins
Well it varies from shithole to shithole. I looked at the shithole of vietnam where bit coins are banned as an example. The buy on LBC is ~ 14.4K burger bucks, so we can see a premium over the weighted 13.8 average on CMC
Jose Johnson
>What the fuck should I do at this point? if you have to live in a shithole with a devalued currency wipe the cc debt if you can pay off the debt where you will live, keep it.
bonus to living in a shithole is if you have 25k usd you are kinda rich sorta
Connor Mitchell
hahaha get fucked paco. enjoy el salvador hope you don't get decapitated
Angel Martin
Come to my country, we dont care about immigrants.
Connor Edwards
El Salvador had an earthquake in 2001. US politicians exploit illegals (Republicans for cheap labor, Democrats for illegal votes), therefore they granted temporary visas to 200,000 El Salvadorans who were already in the US.
Then kept renewing these "temporary" visas for the next couple decades.
Now maybe you see why people voted Trump.
Evan Harris
The T is Temporary parasite. Just admit that you don't want to go back to your country because you don't want to be around people like you.
Liam White
Also get as much debt as you can before youre deported, cause who cares.
Ian Lopez
post a pic, i have 240k
Brody Anderson
He was lucky enough to be under the good good graces of the American taxpayer for 18 years.
He is luckier than most, to have grown up in the greasiest country in the world. He can now go back to his shithole country and make it better.
Adam Peterson
Upvoted! Spics BTFO!
Charles Lopez
Welcome to Veeky Forums OP, where 99% want to suck Trumps cock, and the other 1% make money off of those cucks
Noah Cooper
>the greasiest country in the world Much more accurate than what you were trying to type, you disgusting braindead subhuman.
Leo Bell
Yeah, I didn't know what was the TPS. I read about it and to be honest it's just an exceptional thing, you're right that it should've been revoked a long time ago. Obviously, I still feel bad for this guy here.
Brayden Gonzalez
trust me the 20k investment never stops taking. Assets now will be ATH