Biz Sinners Thread

> be poor minority
> apply for university
> get the maximum amount of aids possible
> attending university is free
> live in dorm for two years
> rent free
> flunk out

I stole money basically every other week from my parents to go pay in the arcade. I didn't care at all back then but I hope I can make it up to them down the line.

>Yeah that’s great and all but earn real money at this Pump discord server discord gg/YQqTCqt
Well, comments like this are usually spam but you definitely fit right in this thread user.

Running bitflur.com and taking $12,000 from retards

right now u r in your twenties. wait until late 20's or early 30's and you will not be able to live with the guilt

give it back and just say that no investment opportunities came up

nice larp

I fud good coins just for fun, the thought of weak hands loosing profits or selling at loss amuses me.

>maximum amount of AIDS

I stole some kids gold in WoW. I told him I'd give him a really cool item for x amount of gold. When the trade happened I exchanged it for a junk item and he didn't notice. I gave the gold back a day later though because I felt bad for him. :)

Give them the money back and say you couldn't invest it. Honestly, stealing from parents is more disgusting than the other shit.

>right now u r in your twenties
>wait until late 20's or early 30's and you will not be able to live with the guilt
Wtfffffff is this you jesus? How did you know. If im guilty in my 30s I'll probably spend all the money on hookers and blow then kill myself.

>give it back and just say that no investment opportunities came up
I'll never be able to earn this amount of money. It will take me years or even decades to earn this amount of money. Its already sitting in the palm of my hands. Trust me i prefer not to do this but this is the only way I'll make it and be able to bang 9 to 10/10s.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE get out of this thread jesus

I abuse the status of "native" to get free scholarships, I got an easier drivers license test because they had to give me the test in my "native" language (Sami).

I am a recognized minority and get preferred status when companies are hiring to fill their quota etc.

I am like 1/8th but they cannot proove me wrong since it is illegal to DNA test if you are a minority. German cucks are the best.

Ez living.

you'll end up spending it all while making no gainz and have the just ending. seriously user, give it back

You are such a fucking fag to do that to your parents.

>b-bang muh 9's

Pathetic. If you can't game your way to doing this natty, then you're incel as fuck and it's validated by the fact you ran off with your parents fucking retirement fund. Absolutely embarrassing. Where is your fucking pride, faggot? What dignity remains?

>the only way I'll make it and be able to bang 9 to 10/10s

I fucked a 9.5/10 model daily for more than a year. EVERY FUCKING DAY. You will get tired of her

regards the money you stole; is it worth the black void in your soul? sooner or later you will want to cleanse that black void

switch to weed (indica) and give money back

>you'll end up spending it all while making no gainz
The only reason its making no gains is because its sitting in fiat. Dont tell me you faggots have everything in crypto or investments.

Always have fiat just in case the bubble bursts and you need to buy the dip or to celebrate before you an hero.

>if you're not larping, read on
You're an absolute, absolute piece of shit. The worst of human scum. Fucking absolute dog cunt, pure and straight. Dog cunt.

Imagine slaving your whole fucking life away, having a kid and trying your best to work hard and give it a good life, loving them and trusting your own flesh and blood enough to rely on them to help you retire, and they fucking betray you. Fucking betray you by robbing you blind, completely annihilating the very foundations of what's most sacred.

Absolutely pray, fucking pray that you die alone, in a stupid and embarrassing way. I hope you die in such a way that everyone will laugh at you in your final moments.

Absolute complete, utter dog cunt. Robbing your own parents, fucking piece of shit. Complete piece of shit.

When you get older, you'll think about all those days your mother spent thinking about this. All those precious hours of her rapidly-decreasing life span, wasted paining and aching over what her own son did to her. Her happy future robbed, any semblance of an opportunity to enjoy the fruits of her hard labour ripped from her hands by a person she should have been able to trust. And you know what's worse? The betrayal will hurt her more. The betrayal of trust will ruin her heart. The stress alone will kill her quicker.

You use that money to try and quit wageslaving, and in turn have condemned the very people who brought you life to have to do the same in the few years they have left.

Absolute, utter cunt. Pure human garbage.

>Dont tell me you faggots have everything in crypto or investments.

thats the only way to do it. i have basically no savings but a 300k portfolio. Your just bagholding fiat

well said, I actually hope he kills himself or gets run over by a truck.

this desu. You will suffer for your evil OP

>implying he can bang different 9/10 girls everyday on a whim
Yeah good luck with that faggot. Anyone who says they can get 9/10 on a whim is either lying or has bad taste. Girls at this level require you to be a top-tier chad not just decent looking or require you to be rich as hell.

>I fucked a 9.5/10 model daily for more than a year. EVERY FUCKING DAY. You will get tired of her
Maybe the secret is to bang DIFFERENT 9.5/10 models everyday and only money can do that. I'm assuming you are not larping and that you dated her. With your parents retirement money you'll probably be able to hire different girls as hot as her on a daily basis.

OP is either larping or a sociopath. Either way there's no point in shaming him.

Back when I was younger I worked at a theatre. Plays. Tickets were pretty expensive. Well I obviously didn't make much there and was waiting around for a job in my field to open up. The managers were idiots who didn't run a tight ship whatsoever. I figured out that for every cash transaction, I could take the money, usually around 100 for 2 tickets, print complementary tickets that don't register in the system as costing money, and just give the customers change from my own pocket.

I must have stolen at least 8k over the 2 months I did this. A part of me felt bad because the theatre wasn't doing well financially before this and I definitely didn't help things. No one was ever the wiser. I had to explain why the tickets said "comp" on them to a couple of well intentioned customers which got hairy sometimes if the convo was overheard by a coworker but I always found a reason that sounded plausible.

That and I stole around 2k from the church I attended when I was much younger. Around 12. I was a real shit before I realized how to make money legally.

>t. butthurt mommy's and daddy's boy
Why did you even bother going to a biz sinner's thread if you are going to be this butthurt? Are they your parents? Then shut up.

They are my parents and im free to do what i want with them. Mind your own parents faggot.

I used to have a security job where I was basically being paid to sit in my car and doodle/read/occasionally nap between masturbating in the contracting company's bathroom because my presence was so completely unnecessary I could get away with it. That felt a little unethical, but I was more than content doing it and who am I to tell anyone what to do with their money? I really miss that gig.

Give the money back to your parents. Dont be a dipshit.

They were also free to abort you when they could have done so.

>They were also free to abort you when they could have done so.
Maybe they should have used a condom faggot. They probably enjoyed making me. Which is why im never having kids even though i love sex so much. I like fucking both women, traps, and men kek so marriage and kids is a stupid idea. Plus they might betray me too so nope not having them.

>what is the most unethical thing you have done for money?

Probably not paying taxes - if you see that as unethical.

Once bribed an african policeman since I was drunk driving - but thats pretty normal

Im his friend from the next door. You dont no him. You dont no shit. Did you no hes black and you sayin this shit on MLK day huh? You white folk talk tough shit but you always afraid how you going to get your ass beat in real life. It he money now bitch ass fucker.

that's pretty shitty user, I mean wow

just give it back or actually invest it already you moralless person

>bang DIFFERENT 9.5/10 models everyday and only money can do that

on that subject you are correct. nothing can ever top cumming a model's face

for me a model every 10 months would suffice

>Probably not paying taxes - if you see that as unethical.
Will probably never pay taxes desu. After all i am retired with this money kek!

>Im his friend from the next door. You dont no him. You dont no shit.
Hello Tyrone

Passed memes off as my own

youtube.com/watch?v=KAExa9P7hME

Started a coin called Tron (maybe you heard of it?) hyped it up and then pulled an exit scam and left thousands of round eye holding my bags.

larp

heheheheh how the fuck do people still buy shitcoins in 2018?

i might b interested. how much money can such a meme gain me and in how much time?

$10,000 in a year and that's it?

what in the name of fuck is that?

let me try to outdo your bad-lsd tier video
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdXGhsAynGI

Over the past month, I try to stay away from price related tweets, but it’s hard because price is such an important aspect of TRON growth. And whenever I tweet about TRON price or even just good or bad news, I get accused of doing it for personal benefit. Some people even think I short TRON! So in a sense, it is conflict of interest for me to hold TRON and tweet about it because I have so much influence. I have always refrained from buying/selling TRON before or after my major tweets, but this is something only I know. And there will always be a doubt on whether any of my actions were to further my own personal wealth above the success of TRON and crypto-currency in general.
For this reason, in the past few days, I have sold and donated all my TRON. TRON has been very good for me financially, so I am well off enough that I no longer need to tie my financial success to TRON’s success. For the first time in 6+ weeks, I no longer own a single TRON that’s not stored in a physical TRON. (I do have a few of those as collectibles, you can get some for yourself on our website for 1 ETH, limited production run) This is definitely a weird feeling, but also somehow refreshing. Don’t worry. I’m not quitting TRON. I will still spend all my time working on TRON. When TRON succeeds, I will still be rewarded in lots of different ways, just not directly via ownership of coins. I now believe this is the best way for me to continue to oversee TRON’s growth.
Please don’t ask me how many coins I sold or at what price. I can tell you that the amount of coins was a small percentage of Binance’s daily volume and it did not crash the market.

>poor
>lives off of handouts
>AIDS
Black fella detected

Thank you Mr. Taxpayer. I couldn't have lived rent free without your help.

It's not impossible user, showering and working out isn't really hard to do.

it depends where you from too. In Moscow 90% of women are model tier. In Sicily only 2% are model tier.

so in sicily you have to drive a ferrari to fuck a model

I stole money from my parents to buy Gothic 3 when I was a kid.

Okay confession time

For 3-4 months i've been fucking around with 3 separate 9-9,5/10 girls who have self worth issues. Just lifting their spirits up and calling them beautiful and promising them future plans together. Pretty attractive myself, strong 8 and pretty ripped, so they like it when a handsome person compliments them honestly and not the usual neckbeards who orbit them. I go on dates like one a week with each one of them, and i gotta kep tabs who comen when.... fuck i even sent the wrong screenshot to the wrong girl once, and i could pass it off. What will happen if i fuck it up peeps, i'm kinda afraid that theyll murder me in my sleep.

Oh and i'm bagholding LINK.

Also 2 of them are early 20s semi-neets who got fucked over in their teens.

Guys, go for the hurt ones. They're loyal if you can get to them.

look you retarded fuck. You've never fucked a girl, you're the most obvious virgin on this board, probably never ever kissed one. You've never made any money in your life, never achieved anything so you're taking money from your parents. It's despicable, definitely but it's also just funny. You think suddenly you'll become alpha, that suddenly you'll have skills, or be interesting. You won't, you're still at the bottom of the fucking food chain, just with a little nicer clothes for the time being. You'll probably get stolen from by a fake friend not too long from now, you'll look back on your life 20 years from now, and realize just how worthless it is before you die. You want to actually achieve something, take a risk, go at it alone and then you might accomplish something worth something. But you won't do that, because you're a pussy deep down but it's ok you'll be at that point in a few months anyway.

Jesus fucking Christ OP you are one seriously ungrateful shit. Fuck off.

my fellow Nigerian hustler. You hit jackpot twice. the secret to women is to find the broken ones. their bitch shields are broken. normal bitches have a bullet-proof bitch shield to repel the multiple men that approach them daily

i m in a sort of similar situation to yours. I am planning to tell my gf that I will be going to live abroad due to mental crisis when i get 100% fed up of her. its a lie of course

Just buy EGAS and hold it...13mil max supply and the price is sub $0.10 - at $1 it will only be 13mil market cap and even if it turns out to be a scamcoin thats still 10x returns.
Take a look@ coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

>look you retarded fuck. You've never fucked a girl, you're the most obvious virgin on this board, probably never ever kissed one.
Being this butthurt. Fuck off anyone in this board can fuck a girl its biz ffs. Even faggots that threw their lunch money in crypto in the past few months would have enough money for at least a hooker. This isnt like your buds at /r9k/.

>You've never made any money in your life, never achieved anything so you're taking money from your parents.
Lol this IS making money. Think its easy? Kek try taking money from your parents. You'll probably cry even if you steal $20 from them you massive faggot.

> You'll probably get stolen from by a fake friend not too long from now, you'll look back on your life 20 years from now, and realize just how worthless it is before you die.
Too bad i dont trust anyone. Only empathetic people like you trust other people lol at the cope.

>You want to actually achieve something, take a risk, go at it alone and then you might accomplish something worth something. But you won't do that, because you're a pussy deep down but it's ok you'll be at that point in a few months anyway.
Got a shit load of money in crypto bud. This money sitting in fiat is just assurance that I'll make it. I need to make it no matter what.

I met a guy on Seeking Arrangement and sucked his dick for $1,000

Honestly I'd sooner kill myself than backstab my own family, no matter how shitty of parents they were.

>Oh and i'm bagholding LINK
>Chad bought my bags

This user knows. Give it back you thieving fagghawt.

>confession time
>just a fucking humble brag
fuck you

>no matter how shitty of parents they were
They were really kind to me desu. Gave me everything i want since birth. Even paid for my car and condo. Its just that i need assurance that i'll be rich at a young age.

For all we know crypto might burst this month. I need assurance user, and only stealing the money can do that.

:^)))))))))))))))

>I'm seriously afraid for my life. If they find out about each other then i'm finished.

The absolute state of Europe

>Maximum amount of AIDs
>AIDs

You're scum

>I need assurance user, and only stealing the money can do that

normal people get a job for assurance. gangsters steal money for assurance

sooner or later what will happen is you realize that you got no monthly income. just a large lump sum that keeps gettin smaller

daily drugs aint cheap ;^)

pick the best one then cunt. i remember being in a /k/ thread once where this chad fucks two girls at once

lemme get the cap its easier

This night I sold more than half of my COSS when it was at 2.10 $. Dunno if this is a sin?

>normal people get a job for assurance. gangsters steal money for assurance

Whattup gangstas how does it feel like not to have the drive to make it? If anything this shows i have bigger balls to make it since im willing to steal from my parents.

>sooner or later what will happen is you realize that you got no monthly income. just a large lump sum that keeps gettin smaller
My proof of stake coins will do it for me, assuming the bubble doesnt burst. Plus i can use the money sitting in fiat for safe investments like index funds.

You dont really think a stack of money generated by two people their entire lifetime cant produce enough passive income? Kek at the amount of cope you're doing.

>maximum amount of AIDS

No sin. you just followed the first rule of Veeky Forums

>buy high, sell low

nice user :D

Deleting all my cryptocurrency accounts is the first step to healing.

2.10 isn't really low for coss

You get pleasure from fucking women who, even if they are 9/10, are almost assuredly thinking about how ugly or how much of a loser you are while they're fucking you?

You dumbass. Anyone can fuck a hooker with money. The real shit is when you fuck someone who actually thinks you're attractive. That, my friend, will never happen for you even if you make billions :)

Yeah that's great and all but if you want to make real money join the best pump group

discord gg/YQqTCqt

couple gangsters for life

>stack of money generated by two people their entire lifetime

well if you live in Serbia that's $1500. If in Australia it's $5 million

you know what sucks about grindin to make it; success is not guaranteed.

basically being a good cuck goyim in a corporate job or any job is a gamble

Might as well start fucking sex bots. They're cheaper and give as much of a fuck about you than the hookers. You know it's true.

I was shilling pfr and prl here for you on /biz since both were 0.07 and 0.01 respectively. Get profit on egas and make me (and you) rich.
Take a look@ coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

You spoke like a true soy bottle of milk

have fun fuckin 5's till you die

>stack of money generated by two people their entire lifetime
>well if you live in Serbia that's $1500. If in Australia it's $5 million
Thats how low the wage is at Serbia? If was in their situation ill probably be a hardcore criminal

>Might as well start fucking sex bots. They're cheaper and give as much of a fuck about you than the hookers. You know it's true.
I dont give a fuck about them either. I just like a quick fuck when im horny. I dont expect long term relationships either since sometimes i like fucking really hot girls, sometimes i like fucking really hot traps, sometimes i just like fucking men.

I took some copper from my job site. Super said it was okay, but I know the owner would have shit himself.

Easy $1000

I fuck 9/10s on the regular. Difference between me and OP (probably you as well) ? The girls are not thinking about how they can't wait to get the fuck out of your place in an hour to fuck their chad boyfriends or chill with her girlfriends talking about how much of a sucker you were as her client,

Money doesn't buy mutual attraction :)

I meant that they find you to be a butt fuck ugly loser. You do find the 9/10 hookers attractive.

Perfect example of a hedonistic subhuman, who’s IQ makes them unable to look at the future. Fuck, degenerates like you makes me support authoritarian governments that cane the little whimps you pathetic fucks are

> Bought a cd burner with my paper route money to sell pirated CDs and videogames.
> Bought tubular lockpicks and used them to raid vending machines.
> Acted as a bookie for acquaintances when online gambling was legal; skimmed 10% of the winnings.

Nothing too bad. I grew up to be a contributing member of society.

>I fuck 9/10s on the regular.
>Money doesn't buy mutual attraction :)
100% larp lol. What kind of chad uses a smiley face.

How does it feel like to fantasize about women and money while i have a lot of cold hard cash just by doing this unethical deed? You probably dont have the balls to do the same thing.

>invested 1k in crypto
>made them 12k
>sitting on my ass being neet for 2 months
>fuck me

>sometimes i like fucking really hot girls, sometimes i like fucking really hot traps, sometimes i just like fucking men.
All right , buy a gun and fucking blow your brains out you absolute degenerate piece of shit. Seems like your father didn’t beat you up enough to shape you up like a real man instead of a whiny NEET

Omg that sounds like heaven. I would crypto trade my paycheck while working

like i said before man. depends where in the name of God you are on earth. in Russia 90% of women are model tier. In sicily its only 2%. In Tunisa its only 0.2%

In Belarus only 0.2% of women are not model tier

supply and demand retard.

Guaranteed you're butt fuck ugly user. I can sense the change of tone in your language after realizing that no amount of money will change that fact.

I don't need to fantasize about money or women since I have both,

>Perfect example of a hedonistic subhuman, who’s IQ makes them unable to look at the future.
Lets assume that I really have a low IQ you have to admit im ruthless in the pursuit of success. That is much more important in making money.

>Fuck, degenerates like you makes me support authoritarian governments that cane the little whimps you pathetic fucks are
Kek!!!!!! AUTHORITARIAN GOVERNMENTS ARE FULL OF PEOPLE LIKE ME. I would probably gas your entire family for 1 BNB just so i can get a discount in my next trade.