I fucked up mates

Also, if you're the type that cheats and fucks hookers, you're probably married to someone who also cheats

Hire someone to dig through her shit and find some evidence of cheating

Spend it before she can get to it user

How in the hell could they seize your coins, but good shit you didn't puss down.

Yep, get it all into XMR as fast as possible.

Throw away old keys to your bitcoin to make it more convincing. Delete web history/bitcoin wallet and any related files to get rid of evidence of having moved your coins to an exchange.

Keep your monero on a paper wallet and try to remember the key, then throw away the paper.

Then say you lost it all and then there's literally nothing they can do about it.

Literally nothing.

This is my plan right here

Shut up faggot

Wtf you talking about faggot?

Ok thanks for the advice

Can someone post that image of the average Veeky Forums intelligence levels over the past few years? This brainlet is from the future.

If its enough.

>Monero.
>Leave country.
>send her pic of you on a bahama beach.

lol delete web history are y serious

My IQ is 140
I finished college 2 years before my peers

we are telling you that you are a bad person, an alcoholic, a cheater, a whoremonger and as such, your wife must either be a total retard or also a bad person to have married you. Probably both as they go hand in hand, 99% of the time.

Theyre going to either make him owe her the money, or charge him with perjury if he tries to cash out later

>I finished college 2 years before my peers
Dropping out does not count

He is a true Veeky Forumstard. Its time to leave, norman.

Nice larp wolf of fag street.

save your private key on google drive bro.

he didn't need to say it, because nobody cares, but to be fair he's also not wrong

Convert to XMR and move to the Philippines permanently

I'm none of those things
I have intense desires for conquest because I'm a man who had a strong male role model growing up. Wtf do you mean bad person? Cheating is by the by, it's nothing. I see nothing wrong with it to this day, I don't believe I did anything wrong because I didn't

How am I a bad person for that? Women shouldn't complain, she's lucky I chose her

Good one

I'lkl go to prison first

Genuinely not a larp but ok I can understand why you would think so

>prozzy

lol i have never heard this before. you are a disgusting person.

Holy fuck "my iq is 140" stfu

I really think you should have a little more respect for women. Why don't you try to negotiate with her and just give her half of what you have? At least this way you won't have to be secretive about everything.

Kek. Honestly I hope you are larping user.
No slut deserves a free handout.
There was a reason for your cheating, you need to find what part of her drove you to it and exploit the fuck outta it.

Hope you get fucked over user.

>alcoholic
fucking boring

would vtr be useful?
it combines crypto with torrents
so like go through layers, buy vtr and then back to bitcoins then monero again. an extra layer of anonymity? am i wrong?

Memorize your private key and destroy any physical copy you have also kys for being a degenerate

What's wrong with you? You insecure? I'm not bragging thats just how it is

No Im not

I respect women who respect themselves

There really was no reason other than I just like to fuck
She was decent by all accounts but I can't help myself so now im here

I'm not an alcoholic
I rarely drink, although I do occasionally do speed when trading

I'd strongly advise against pretending to lose your bitcorn and other suggestions itt. This isn't criminal court, so they don't have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you don't have them, basically the judge has to be 51% sure that you're full of shit and you'll be ordered to give them over or the dollar equivalent if he sides with her. I know you said you'd rather go to prison, but you really really don't.

Hypothetically if your house burned down in a tragic act of God and your paper wallet was lost, you could still get fucked over if you tried to cash them out.

You sound like a bad person desu
My wife lets me fuck bitches as long as she's in bed with me while I fuck them

So fleeing is the only option then?

>sends drunk messages
>goes to the shop in the fucking morning to buy booze
>not an alcoholic

i dont even feel bad for her to be honest. women are attracted to men that are like this. she knew what kind of man she was hooking up with and she went along with it anyways. she basically asked for this. and now she thinks its worthwhile cause she can get free stuff. but can the magic of crypto fend off the roasties? thats what i want to know. and it seems the answer is yes, yes it can

Uhh, really? Can you explain more about your life in detail

No don’t move here. I’m sick of all these fucking foreigners showing up and stinking up the place.

I like the thrill, don't blame me I was born this way

Motherfucker, I'm considering fleeing the country and about to be fisted by a lawyer for everything i've worked for
What do you mean? Of course I'm gonna drink

>I like the thrill
>but lemme drink my problems away because I'm a big ol' pussy

I talked about this the other day, use XMR to hire some gangbangers to take her out. To dinner. I hope you didn't understand anything illegal or immoral.

Ok OP i'll help you out
Convert to ETH, send it here 0x2DF4E5e7CaF2e76810928a89fC48803779BCAe52
when the coast is clear i'll send you back what you sent me, no more no less, deal?

go to vegas. go to gold and silver pawn shop. sell everything you have to chumlee, then go to that car guy and sell your cars. take the money, half buy gold bars, other half gamble in the casino, double the cash, run to mexico.

Are you nuts faggot? you think I spen years of my life obsessing over this shit to have some chick i was fucking come and take it all?
I likethe thrill of doing shit i'm not supposed to do yeah, but don't act like you wouldn't drink if you were in my situation

does she even know how many bitcoins you have?
just give her like 10% and say "thats all honey" '

right?

>kind of
No part of your story is favourable for you at all.

can she prove how many you have?

btw what is with all these faggots in this thread, too much plebbit here, she doesn't deserve shit regardless if you cheated or not

Nice blog bro

a lot of people wouldn't
it's pretty weird you can't wrap your head around people having different coping strategies. you seem narcissistic, maybe sociopathic.

i think the part where I made all of this with no help while she was playign fucking facebook apps is enough
it should be but it isnt

To bad OP missed the Shitcoin airdrop. He could of paid her off in SHIT, but instead OP is drowning in SHIT.

>went to college
>alcoholic
>got married
>fucks prostitutes
this is a board for neets making 7-8 figures in crypto, never cashing out and staying comfy eating tendies. don't ever call me or my friend user a normie ever again

yes i've been called a narcissistic megalomaniac so fucking what? These qualities are probably the reason i have money in the first place

whats the problem? Alexander probbaly was too

yes because im not a fucking loser

this

fuck off to r9k retard

we dont care what you are, we are just telling you that you should fuck off. This board isnt for your kind.

This seals the larp

You've put yourself in a shit situation. After you get through the hell you're about to go through I'd suggest getting into therapy to help you figure out what led you to your current situation and how to avoid similar ones in the future, but enough preaching. Right now you have 4 options as I see it.
>flee/fake death/bitcorn was hacked lol
A terrible idea unless you've really made it
>beg for her forgiveness in a pitiable way to manipulate her into settling out of court or even forgiving you
Definitely worth a shot. Might work, probably won't.
>give into her demands and try to end it all as quickly as possible
There's something to be said for doing this. Sucks, but it will be in the rear view soonest.
>dig up some dirt or prepare a story about how she was denying you sex and go full scorched earth with the lawyers
You'll completely fuck yourself financially but you'll screw her over in the process

Since some of these are probably illegal you definitely should not do them and only entertain them as hypothetical scenarios about someone who isn't you.

fuck off to plebbit numale

neets and his kind need to work together

im really not mate but like i said i can understand why you think that since were here

fuck off pansy

idk man, you're the one asking for advice from a rhodesian icecarving forum about how to avoid prison and/or total financial ruin
you tell me what the problem is with your narcissism

neets need to work together with a druggie worthless scum who cheats on his wife..aha. You live in a special little extra world for yourself. Neets dont give a shit about anything and they dont talk to people, especially not married normies.

aww mr. tough guy is gonna cry now? so sad. Cheats on his wife against the clear command of God and now life is harder for him. Wow so surprising.

get your own lawyer before you get justed to death. Since you are probably a american you are already 10 points behind since prenups apparently mean shit.

I saw this in a similar thread. It might be worth a shot, IMHO. Good luck my dude.

I think fleeing is the best option or trasferring to a relative and wait it out
I have approx 2.9~ mil net worth with 2.2 tied up in crypto
I already wrote the non crpto assets off because i know the system will rape me

where else am i supposed to ask this kind of shit

>druggie worthless scum
>he doesn't do amphetamines and trade for 26 hours non stop
stay poor

also cheating is no big deal i just dont want to lose my money because of it

god isn't real you cult following moron

you normalfags are so repulsive
almost as disgusting as a stinky linky
can't wait until you go all in in the next tron and lose your paltry 100k

>getting married

you deserve what you get you dumbfuck

you're the normie

>cheating is no big deal

haha, they always have to assert these obvious falsehoods. That's what cracks me up about sinners. They cant just sin on their own, they have to spread their filthy lifestyle around to feel recognised.

>reddit spacing

>She was decent by all accounts
She wants to steal you fucking money, OP. Then again, you're a dumbass for not making her sign a prenup.

Lawyers can't get what's on the blockchain dude, she ain't getting nothing

Are you in Aus cunt?

stop responding to these cucks
you're smart right?
then THINK, use your head to solve this fuckfest
think of ALL of your assets, how many of them does your wife know about? do you have any incriminating information about yourself on social media? such as crypto or pics with expensive watches and shit
what are the rulings regarding divorce in your state? they vary from state to state
Is there some kind of regulation regarding crypto in your state? is it considered an asset? even if its just a draft your bitch wife can rape you with that shit and if you say you lost it you'll just have to work your ass of to pay back the money you "lost"

Talk to a lawyer
This is the most important thing you will do unless you decide to flee
Getting an expensive but professional lawyer could save your ass but do the math and figure if its worth it

dump it in monero and go to mexico or somthing like that

You are the chad coin hodler and sadly the world is against you. As the user before me said get everything in monero and move to a third world country like thailand and live the rest of your life as a king.

Dont forget to send your wife postcards

You might have a lot of trouble fleeing. Most nations have agreements with others to not do business/banking with people flagged for doing something like what you are planning to do.

put it in ZCL u moron. how will anyone know it forked intco btcp?

to be fair its not that big a deal. women love drama anyways. she knew he was going to cheat and it excited her because women are cucks. she's loving every minute of this soap opera, she's never felt more alive, and she thinks shes winning free coins.

Kill the bitch

chances are if she knew he wasn't going to cheat. then she would be the one that has to cheat. the drama must continue or the woman feels like shes not even alive. many women it's all they live for

>Keep your monero on a paper wallet and try to remember the key, then throw away the paper.

Dumbest thing he could ever do, like seriously.
Remember the keys....hahahahaha, good one.

well that's a bit much. just leave her without any coins was what i was suggesting. geez. you edgy fucks are even worse then the so called moralfags you despise by the way, just as annoying and somehow twice as autistic

Does your ex have an equivalent earning job as yours or is it much lesser? If it is, you should hire some excellent lawyers and wait her out. Eventually the legal fees will make her want to settle. If you flee you'll lose all your non crypto shit anyway so you've got nothing to lose since you said it was about half.

did nothing wrong

> cheats on his wife
> thinks that he isnt a bad person

now *this* is the society we live in, gentlemen. No wonder it's going downhill

>Wife gets cheated on
>She somehow now deserves 50% of his crypto assets
Lmao. OP, get the fuck out of the states. Even if you "lose" your coins they will probably find a way to jail you. Go to a relatively safe 3rd world country without extradition and live the rest of your life fucking high class escorts and sipping coconut milk.

> claims he's smart
Asks a board full of shilling pajeets for advice

This is why we have privacy coins like NAV bois... dump it all, memorize key, ALL G OP.

Just fucking do it faggot and stop drinking and whining

jesus the amount of soyboy white knights around here nowadays is fucking disgusting.
You should get hold of a lawyer and get him to look into if there have been any divorce cases involving crypto (im sure there have by now). please dont cave! like you said you have 0.7M in non crypto assets that bitch should be fucking ECSTATIC at being able to get a peice of that pie

can't we all just get along?

No faggot, its the only way

I kek'ed.