EXIT ALL ALTS NOW

Are you shitcoin faggots ready for your ass rape by papa BTC?

Ready for the 25% wall street bonus pump

protip: if you don't own bitcoin you're a nocoiner

What will happen to NEO? Am I safe? Spoonfeed me, papa.

Neo has been bad boy eating daddys food and getting fat

Time to whip his ass and put on water diet

Oh hey check it out. Its THIS thread again. so we are going from crash number 9 now apparently. Bitcoin will have a nice run to 15-16kish and you dumbasses will be all like "Exit your alts or feel the pain!!" Then BTC goes sideways for a bit, MAYBE gets close to 17k ish maybe. Then crashes again.

Alts moon the entire time. So the last 8 times I predicted this it happened. Lets go for 9! Magic number 9 guys!

Wait, does this mean it will dump?

cryptokitties only have 9 lives
see you later altboi

Someone makes this thread every day right before bitcoin drops another 300 dollars. Enjoy your bags, loser. sage

i'm selling at 17k

I think EVERYONE does HAHAHA

>LN will never work

that's a testnet, it doesn't work in wild due to unsolvable routing issues. read up or just go broke waiting.

you shouldn't have bought at 19K sanjay

this is mainnet it's working great

everytime i buy alts bitcoin farts and everyone jumps and my alts tank

i'm done with this shit. going all in on zcl and then i'm done

it works! so great! wonder why everyone is still sending $30/tx transactions then, oh right, it still doesn't work.

>going all in on zcl
poor fool. Once morons realize that the fork is worth nothing and depends more on bitcoins brand performance than anything else, zcl will go back to a dollar and less.

Thanks just bought 100k

>most secure, most popular, most decentralized, best developers
oh my god it's broken!!! hahaha

>Exit all alts.
>You are already down 10%.

whatever, i was going to lose it all anyways being a brainlet