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Our coin is SHITcoin already.

I mean, privacy coin, easy to mine (as of now...) and 2018. You'd have to be a retard not to fomo into this.

Alright

which discord group is shilling this?

oh shit

Rebrand and 100x when?

Why rebrand? i like turtle coin name.

I think you can get them pretty cheap right now. Can't remember exactly but 10M ~ .1ETH?

EMBRACE TURTLE BEJEEZUS

0 fees? I dont trust this

5 million TRTL feeling comfy af

How can we make this seem edgy and attractive to normies? What if we make up fake news about it be adopted by Jake Paul?

Ask around it's well known our pool has 0 fee

Not turtley enough?

Damn son. From mining? How long did it take you?

What's the point of this coin?

People hoping to get rich from early mining

1 Trillion supply is madness. The deluded pothead who created this coin must have added too many zeroes to the supply. Nice idea but total fuckup with the supply.

It doesn't matter where you place the decimal, retard

It's a memecoin like doge, except doge has ascended meme status.

Can someone tell me how to mine this on Windows? the xmr-stak miner they link on their webpage has some retarded 2% hash power donation thing unless you compile the binaries yourself and I can't be arsed to setup Visual Studio.

I just take the 2% hit. Still getting > 200k a day w/ a 1080 ti

You just described the goal of every crypto on Veeky Forums

which exchange?

It is not released yet. You can mine it with a normal card. Anybody got tips or guides for noobs?

Way ahead of you, bro.

Come to z-pool.com and mine turtles to your hearts content for only 0.5% fee! Use this miner:
github.com/fireice-uk/xmr-stak/releases

If you need any help I'll try to answer it here

Just mine as bunch as possible and hope that the project delivers?

what if I hate money and think the capitalist system is the downfall of humanity?

yeah I'm mining at least 1 million and Im peacing out

Then you are a cancerous pajeet and need to kys.

Site looks good.

You seem to have quite some power there sir. All in on Turtle?

>Rebrand
You don't like turtles?

>and 100x when?
EOY

It won't hit that for like 40 years though. Eth has unlimited max supply, how does that make you feel?

Probably cryptopia in 4-5 months

That's what I'm doing. Going to mine garlic coin starting next week though. Hope I have enough turtles.

i hate you!

thinking about doing the same, let's see if my shit computer can handle it

no! I love you!

Garlic coin has a lot of attention right now though, it's going to start at like 5-10 MH/s. I'll try anyways.

they are supposedly 100 per million on the turtle-market now, i didn't check. last trade supposedly 1 Million for .1 eth

Nice

is this coins logo available in ms clipart

I'm going to tip you if you posted this in #memes and you have a registered wallet

tip sent desu

they are supposedly 100 per million on the turtle-market now, i didn't check. last trade supposedly 1 Million for .1 eth

Thanks senpai

can't wait for this to hit an exchange

At this rate we'll be on cryptopia by mid February

How do i mine this shit?
Step by step guide pls

I can't wait binance.

Binance would be comfy

>People think this dumbass shit coin with a 1 trillion supply will be worth anything
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH
*BREATHES IN*
OH FUCK LOL
HAHAHAHAHAH

>people still don't understand how mining works
There is literally no limit to ETH's supply

TUBULAR TRAJECTORY TURTLE

>Comparing this shit coin to fucking ETH
HAHAH OHOHOHO

>getting ~700h/s on a 1080 on XMR on windows
Is this normal? I have my vram OC'd to +800 and power limit to 60% of max
PC is slow as fuck tho. My Ryzen 1600 is at 69% util while my GPU is at ~95%
pls respond

i have a 1080 ti w/ 3rd gen i7 and I get ~800-1000h/s

>Wanting to mine this diarrhea coin

brainlet here, it looks like it uses BOTH CPU and GPU for mining yes?
>1080 ti
It's 30% faster than a 1080, so are our numbers more or less in the ballpark?
>mined about 45 mins ago and still no pending balance

>>mined about 45 mins ago and still no pending balance

wut us your cmd user, you should be pending something.

Ya it uses both. Ya i think we're i the ballpark for what is to be expected

>wut us your cmd user
what?
"""pretend""" I'm a 5 year-old and explain.
Also currently looking at my config, the miner autoconfig'd my 1080 to threads/blocks 22/60 respectively. Is this about right?
Adjusting config to see if that helps with the lag.

>tfw hit 250k turtles today

I doubt I’ll get a lambo out of this but if this somehow manages to hit even 10 cents by the time I’ve gotten a few million I’ll shit a brick

If it hits 1 cent I'd be pretty happy! 10K for a few days of mining!

>I doubt I’ll get a lambo out of this but if this somehow manages to hit even 10 cents by the time I’ve gotten a few million I’ll shit a brick
>Fucking turtle
>Ever hitting ten cents
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

OY VEY I changed bfactor and bsleep and now I get endless "Result rejected by the pool"
It helped with the lag though.

ban maybe. will end in 15-20m

>banned in slowandsteadyfun
wat

The true mind can weather all the FOMO and FUD without being lost.
The true heart can touch the poison of dips without being JUST'd.
Since beginning of crypto, shitcoins thrives in the void, but always yields to legitimate projects.

If you technically don't lose any money if you don't sell, right?

>>banned in slowandsteadyfun
>wat
I got banned there too last night for seemingly no reason.

>mess around with settings
>no lag but shit hash rates
>default settings but good hash rates
welp

where can i buy?

I like turtles

youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

>Wanting to buy TURDle coin
haha wow

So should we create a roadmap/reddit/website etc. or wait untill we all mined couple mils?

This already has a website and a roadmap though

Can i mine on macbook pro?

welp hope this moons so I can finally buy some girl (boy) programming socks

There's a market in the discord

Get in here goys. This seems legit and the guys are mining like 5%of the network. Go go go

1. Download xmr-stak from here:
github.com/fireice-uk/xmr-stak/releases
2. Generate a wallet here:
turtlecoin.lol/wallet/
3. Unzip the xmr-stak zip and open up notepad. Write "xmr-stak" without the quotation marks and then Save As > Save as type: All Files > Save it as start.bat inside the folder you extracted the files into earlier.
4. Double click the "start.bat" file and then pick "monero", then pool address: z-pool.com:3333, and then enter the wallet address you generated earlier, empty pw, then N on the remaining options.

That's it! Now you're mining with POWER! See your stats on z-pool.com.

is zpool good? I'm at turtleco

Why are you waiting user? Get in while you still can

>z-pool

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Havn't tried out turtleco, but z-pool is good. 0.5% fee, payouts every 10 min, minimum payout is 1000 TRTL. Try it out and see what you think!

It's .05 for Turtleco. I'm averaging around 800-1000h/s on my 1080+1600

Sorry, I accidently the percentage. It's 0.05% on z-pool too.

it might hit 0.1 cent

you might get like 10-20k a day

theguardian.com/environment/2017/mar/06/more-than-900-coins-removed-from-turtles-stomach-in-thailand

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