How financially fucked is my friend?

How financially fucked is my friend?

>Had a well paying job with a hospital
>Good credit and everything
>Suddenly has an issue with identity theft due to her dad's girlfriend
>Her credit is shit now
>Her job cuts her pay
>Can't afford her apartment now and on the verge of eviction
>She's near the end of her lease
>She can't get payday loans because her ex-husband got one in her name and never paid for it
>Can't get a checkbook because of said ex
>She tried asking family members, but they never have any money
>Her uncle is loaded, but his wife gets nosy about his finances, so my friend can't ask her uncle for money
>Her dad won't help her despite it being his fault
>One of the loan companies refuses to close a loan in her name despite it being identify theft
>She tried to consult her lawyer, but he said "Pay them for now, just to play the game. Once you pay it off, THEN we'll strike".
>She now works at a retail store and a day care, but they don't pay shit

She has an interview for a really good job at the end of the month, but she won't get the money by then. How fucked is she?

Bout 15 inch BBC raw up the ass fucked

she's gonna have to start sucking dicks, user.
forget about her.

Get a group of friends together to have a "talk" with the father

You better not ask here for real problems

she doesn't need money she just needs someone with good credit to co sign the loan for her.

Considered that. He always says he never has any money. We know he's lying because he's retired Army and goes to California every now and then.

Sorry, I meant beat his ass to bloody pulp. Make him a offer he can't refuse. He sounds like a piece of shit.

That's what I meant, user. I considered getting some friends together and jump him.

Forgot to mention that her uncle is a good man, just pussy whipped by his wife. She won't let him spend his own money.

Does she at least not spend his? I'd rather have a wife who's tight on finances than some wasteful parasite

Not sure. I she might be a parasite though.

Have her do some porn for $

she willing to fuck for crypto? ya see the threads all over, might as well beat everyone to the punch.

Yeah, told her she might have to strip.

kneepads and lipbalm

not financially fucked at all
your friend's problem is being a pushover
you shouldn't take shit from a loan company, id theft is id theft, once verified by the police you get these things cancelled
can't blame her too much, lack of assertiveness comes with the territory being a woman
in a civilized society she would have a husband to take care of that shit
blame feminism i guess

Tell her to get a different lawyer and to sue her dad and her dad's ex gf and her ex husband and anyone else who screwed her.

>Pushover
Exactly what I told her. I told her to talk to another laywer. What kind of lawyer tells you to pay for something you didn't authorize just because "muh legal cred, I must be like Perry Mason"?

OP, instead of being an idiot, take that shit to reddit (both legaladvice and financialcuntdvice or whatever that other sub is).

Since you came here like an idiot though, I'll give you some general advice:

1) Your friend's real problem is that she has bad people in her life. She needs to take responsibility (since it's always "other people's fault") and cut the faulty people from her life or bitch up and stop letting them take advantage of her.

2) My advice to you is to learn to use the right tool for every job.

ie you use reddit to make your "my friend likes stupid people" threads and you use Veeky Forums to make it big in crypto (eg by using knowledge that BTC is doubling in value over the next two weeks and LINK will take you to lamboplanet in the next 3 months) so you can be the one to loan money to your trustworthy buy unlucky friend and in the process you will have stopped being an incel neet, thereby demonstrating value and actually hooking up with your friend who obviously enjoys the company of people anyway.

>Women are never responsible for their problems
Go be a white knight fag somewhere else.

are you the cuck beta friend that listens to her problems after she is fucked by chads who take loans in her name?

This. Can't she ask the loaded uncle to co-sign the loan? Assuming the uncle knows she's trustworthy, that can help her out and the uncle's wife doesn't have to find out.

Might be a solution, but I think his wife monitors his credit too.