Real life programmers

How many real life programmers are here? And how many of you had some experience in blockchain projects?

Me and my friend after yesterdays drinking night decided to launch our own shitcoin. Anyone wants to join?

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>software engineer here
you can literally rip githubs since this shit is all open source. not a lot of thought to be done amigo.

Nice, I'll buy 100k.

I would insert my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean

I am. I have never done anything involving a blockchain though.
I do not want to join because I am too lazy

>Any programmers want to write code for me since I don’t know how?

Nice. We need some pajeet linked in profiles to fill our `team` page on landing web site.

>real life programmers
As opposed to what, people who are only programmers in their fantasies? Making a shitcoin is easy, I think they actually have websites that do it for you. Creating a good cryptocurrency is hard and would take more than my 2 year of computer science education.

>Making a shitcoin is easy,
I can confirm.

Programmer here. I'll make your asspenies for $10k a month + 20% total supply.

we target node js. what kind of programmer are you?

>I'm an idea guy who wants to do the work?

Sure.
I don't know about 'real life programmer' though. I feel like the difference between skill and noskill is the time it takes to get something done. I can hodl up my end

Pls elaborate

Help me my friend.
Wanna make a documentary about making a communist coin.

Just fork some coin from github, change name to yours and publish it, easy. No need for a programmer.

Even easier if they just want to launch an ERC20. In that case, they don't even need the hardware to start their own blockchain.

Is that pussy juice or pee? If i see something like this i definitely rape her

I am front end guy, my friend is BE guy. And I know some web design ladies. Here I'm just looking for enthusiasts who think in a same way we do.
And programmers are way better to reason with.

What does white girl pussy taste like?

lasagna

What's the goal?

Like niggerdick.

mony.

mackerel

Like when your dogs licks your mouth

Avoid if you can

Ambrosia

I can also confirm :^)

You mean in her boipucci, I get you bruh

How bout u faggots work on a casino for biz using funfair

>any programmers want to do the work for us?
fuck off go learn a fucking skill you NEET

Metal

Or don't and just pay some wageslave to do the job.

>tfw years of having no social life and editing cod fragmovies in my teenage years gave me motion graphics and graphic design skills
>tfw comp sci degree gave me programming skills
>tfw closely following a slack group of a brand new coin for 6+ months taught me marketing skills and what to avoid
>tfw i've already poured 200+ hours into developing my coin and it's actually looking promising
>tfw i have a big enough crypto portfolio to pay for outsourcing UI designers and web site developers to make everything look extremely professional

The stars have aligned boys. I'm gonna make it this year, i'm gonna make it big.

Fuck off pajeet.
Fuck off pajeet.
Fuck off pajeet.

where's your github link?

devs post contribution graphs.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FRONT END IS NOT PROGRAMMING GTFO U SCRIPTING LIL FAGGOT

Sure I'll do it for you, .5 ETH per hour, 100 ETH deposit. Oh wait? You were talking about hiring a pajeet? Have fun with that haha. Quite amazing how fucking biz idolizes the NEET now. Wtf happened

>I am front end guy
Front End is for women and faggots.

I have made a couple of ERC20's, if your idea is good I'll consider. I can also do web3 js and python. Add me on telegram: @Jolly_Joy

I prefer to fuck some vagenas apart from coding

Are you into solid ideas or hype ideas?

Don't try to interview me, I do this full time.

mememememe
minable shitcoin?

i have a solution for a minable coin where pools will be penalized...

I mean there's no reason for you to join if you want some serious project. We plan to have a good laugh and make some money on the road.

forcing decentralization

...

>2 year of computer science education.
my cs uni is 5 years i i will be lucky if im done at 6 fuck me

There's only a handful of people that can do web3js, web3py AND solidity. Trust me, you need me more than I need you.

> no weekend committs....

no side projects?

Do you love your craft or not?

i know all that shit and more, i can build a custom miner :)

pre ico when

>Me and my friend after yesterdays drinking night decided to launch our own shitcoin. Anyone wants to join?

Good fucking luck, if you talk like this to programmers, nobody will want to work with you faggot.

good luck holding bags of our shit tocken once we shill it on biz

Kek, yes, it's obvious you never made anything, I'm out.

same idea here. graphics specialist here for homepages, tell me how to get in touch with you - we gonna make it.

leave your telegram

I am SourceBot TM
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How do we find you when it's ICO stage? I'm gonna be the first buyer

give me yours pls

There's more
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@fomo_joe

just dont call it bazigna or something equally retarded, faggot.

How is your coin going to stand out among other shitcoins?

let me come in touch with you, give me your telegram

OK well, I've only see one other guy post their github contrib. looks like OP is a no code "idea man"

I developed wealth management software for a few big UK companies.
I work with the business analyst everyday so the knowledge I picked up convince me to have a go with cryto.

Unfortunately I don't know much about cryto, just building the desktop / mobile app and I know stock / gilts market well enough. over 5 years experience.

one thing that's taught me a bunch:

re-implement these on top of crypto exchange APIs.

forgot link

stockcharts.com/school/doku.php?id=chart_school:technical_indicators

youre deeply autistic and have delusions of grandeur

Remember to shill it to us faggots here first eh.

>5234534 commits of 'fixed a typo in comment at line 4574622'

wtf why did she pee her pants?

the fact that you started the thread with that picture makes me want to stay the fuck away from you

Why would you want to do that look how sweaty she is, she probably just finished her workout or came home from a run and this sweat def doesnt smell good

What did he mean by this?

I can make a shitcoin in 60mins. What will you do to market it?

Why is her pants wet in that spot, and why does my johnny boy feel so big and hard now?

Finishing my Master's degree in programming this semester and have a job from August. Honestly, I know nothing about programming and definitely nothing about blockchain. Could copy pasta source code from some open source project and a whitepaper, just like TRX, kek.

I can’t think of any other reason a woman would have a wet cooter

> Finishing my Master's degree in programming this semester and have a job from August. Honestly, I know nothing about programming

it's true. Pure academics are shit at programming until they have to code 8 hrs a day for a job and go through a few projects for a few years

I launched my own took like an hour. if you guys need help you're not much of programmers. all the shit is done. if you want to implement new technologies or new features to specific coins that's different. making your own shitcoin is simple work.

heterosexuals aren't welcome on Veeky Forums, fuck off

Have you seen forkgen.tech/ ?

I started my front end MERN stack programming job last week

Guess I'm not a real programmer but I'm richer than my boss so there's that.

This proves crypto is shit.

Our system thinks your post is spam.

Literally just typing about what I'm doing as an alternative to ads for websites and it thinks it is spam.

love when they get wet like that :D

Yup.

At my work they hired one guy with a CS degree. The rest of us have no degree but have portfolios that go for years.

We taught him just about everything. He was accidentally currying functions and erasing code that confused him. He was terrible.