500% gains from my ferret

>be me 2 weeks ago
>frustrated that biz only shills coins that already mooned
>fuck it I'm gonna go all in on a coin of my ferrets choice
>write down 5 coins with potential and put a treat on top of each one
>she picks XRB
>mfw it goes from $12-$35 in two days
>continue this until now, currently 4 for 4 in picking coins that moon
>pajeet ferret is better at shilling coins than biz, already up 500%

Dubs decides the next 5 coins fortune teller ferret picks from, will post results. Pic related

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kek nice
OMG

More ferret tips pls.

it's far better than listening to Veeky Forums for trading advice. give your ferret a pet from me op

OMG

Rolling for my own choices

STRAT FUN NEO PRL REQ

PFR and NIMFA have just mooned but they are currently dipping and there is a lot more mooning to be done.

TAU
SKY
SPHTX
HVN
HST

PFR, NIMFA added to options 3 more coins available

dubs for link

ICX
VIBE
COSS
XRP
VEN

SPHTX
HVN
HST

reroll

33 get

APPC
FUN

no rerolls faggot

niggercoin is my suggestion

ICX
VEN
COSS

those are the three I'll choose from

If even dubs ZRX
if odd dubs REQ

I love ferrets.
Enigma (ENG). Long term hold but team is all MIT grads with decades of experience.

VOISE
VEN
ENG
XRP
BCH

Intchain.
Bottos.
Telcoin.

You bastard

ZCL ADA VEN XMR DOGE

Put Link in the running

Put UFR on the next list

Maybe I should try this with my guinea pig.

>crypto isn't gambling at all

No rerolls
ENG added, 2 more coins available

Ferrets are great.

...

they smell like shit desu

TNB

Amazing strat OP

TNB added, one more coin available

yeah my dad used to own a ferret and says the same. He also said you need to keep them away from small, dark openings like sewer grates or holes because they'll just climb in and straight up kill themselves lmao

Chain Link

LINK

add icx

They get musky if you don't bathe them or their bedding, yah.
This is true tho. They have more curiosity than sense and this can cause problems.

Ioc

so is my pick goin on the ferret roulette

You need to buy EGAS and hold it long term, it has huge potential. 13M Max supply and it costs pennies right now. Great concept and active twitter. mooncoin material.
Take a look@ coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethgas/

TRX

Results are in, ferret pushed TNB out of the way to get to LINK. You guys know what to do if you wanna get rich
>my ferret is a stinky linkie

IOTA

appreciate it. tell your ferret she is a good girl.

Alright, selling all my TNB for LINK

this is fucking incredible, put me in the screencap

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TNB IS GOING TO DIP HARDER PLEASE STOP THAT FERRET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

best thread on Veeky Forums in a week

make a twitter for your ferret crypto divination please

Why doesn't Veeky Forums have a roll chart for cryptos?

This.
Would pay for ferret signals

Good thread.

What is this black magic?

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH YOU LINK POSTERS?THEY KEEP GETTING MORE AND MORE ELABORATE

LINK has officially transcended the realm of memes

Blackmagicatwork.jpg

yes please make a twitter account and not a cheesy handle like cryptoferret