Hi, wagecuck here...

Hi, wagecuck here. What kind of job can I make $50k from without actually giving a fuck and still be able to hold that job long term without getting fired for lack of giving a shit?
does it exist?

Army?

employers typically want their employees to give a shit, unless you're very highly skilled, and we all know that you're not. enjoy being poor forever.

Service industry in a resort town. Servers make around 60k where I live and average around 25 hours a week over the year. Bartenders make much more.

>hold that job long term without getting fired for lack of giving a shit
minorities like yourself usually get government jobs.

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buying shitcoins

im not a lazy nigger, white as can be.. would love some government bennys
mother fuckers making the same as me working half the hours
too old to join now
Im ok with being poor as long as I am happy... quality of life>rich and hating existence

just work a $200k/year job that you hate while living like a miser, then quit and do what you want to pass the time. it's what i did.

Unironically, join the Army.
Most NCOs are just crusty old fucks trying to sleep until retirement.

Unironically be a truck driver. Nobody gives a shit what politically incorrect opinions you have, and as long as you're on time or have a good excuse, everyone leaves you alone. It's comfy as fuck.

Webcam play, It's the only logical thing to do, you may be worried at first but dont worry the people on the internet are your friends, i'll help you make 5 bucks right now, sharpie in pooper with timestamp and post ether address.

truck driving soon to be replaced by self driving trucks

make it $10?
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wait there are fulltime jobs that pay below $50k?

We're still a long way off from that. When they can build a sensor that knows the difference between a bridge and a wall, I'll be worried.

Start trading drugs and offer to be a front for money laundering schemes for your local mafia. They'll help you set up a business and everything, you just have to have it all in your name and they'll take care of all the rest of the work. Just turn a blind eye to all else and help out when asked. Pretty comfy desu.

wtf u talking about
they already have cars that drive all around the US by themselves

If I was to be a truck driver I would go mad from sheer boredom and probably start murdering hitchhikers or drive off a cliff

honestly I am just sick of working and dealing with anything right now.. been doing about 60- 65 hours a week for the last few months and its been about 4-5 years since I had a real vacation.

it would have to be a cartel for me in this area.... id fuck it up and get my head chopped off.

My brother did this. Fucked bitches and blew money like it was nothing for 4 years.

He's been in prison for 10 years since though.

desu prison doesnt sound so bad.. do something minor, non-violent and stay in a medium security place... just sit around and read all day and keep to myself... honestly seems kinda relaxing when its put that way.

do porn. hire women on craigslist. if you are fat and gross, then just don't participate, just film it and don't make any comments while recording.

They're putting radar sensors in trucks right now that let the driver know how far away the car in front is. They don't work in rain or fog, and they can't tell the difference between a bridge and a wall. Not to mention, self driving trucks can't deal with snow, backing into a dock, or plowing through a line of BLM protestors. The day may come when human drivers are unnecessary and less safe, but it won't be any time soon.

Yeah the area I'm in is pretty affluent to begin with and it's mainly just tax evasion and light shit like weed, coke, and hallucinogenics. Even jailtime here wouldn't be so bad as I've vested quite a bit into crypto and it would be pretty interesting to come back to a fortune after several years. They have a policy here of cutting ties if you get locked up anyway so I'd just go back to drifting around again thereafter or living free off my gains. This is your one life man, don't waste it wagecucking and spending 1/3 of your time doing shit for peanuts and for someone else.

like i said. they have cars that drive around the US autonomously
the only accidents they have ever been in were caused by the human driving the other car

Manager?

You can take credit for your team's success, and you barely have to do anything.

I basically am a manager now.. Electrical foreman, 60 hours a week, 14 guys working under me, $800k on the contract for this 6 month project.. unhappy as fuck doing it because not only do I get to take credit for the successes I also get blamed for all the failures whether they are my fault or not... I get to wake up at 4a be at work by 515 and leave around 430 and then come in saturdays and get calls until 7-8pm.. not worth it desu