Lets get real jobs thread going

Why wouldn't you believe me? I live in northern europe i just blamed some mental illness and i get 1500$ a month for free
Why would i work?

Student, going to Law School.

Software engineer
85K
one day but A software engineering contractor/ consultant can live forever.

smart guy. wish we had neetbux too. civil engineer here

Quality Management Engineer
59.5k€
In about 40years, I'm in my 4th year working and I can retire without deduction after 45years of work (in germany)

when will you virgins realize that having sex with skinny women IS NOT FUN.

NOTHING TO GRAB ON.

NOTHING TO KEEP YOUR BONER GOING IF SHE DOESNT MOAN NON STOP

PLZ STOP BEING VIRGIN

I believe you have a mental illness and no degree.

Back to sucking dicks for money for me

Doctor in Japan
100k
Crypto

Fuck the nips

>What is your occupation?
Warehouse Associate
>Salary?
$14.60 per hour
>Plan to retire?
Make at least 250k in crypto, quit job, cash-out 50k to live on fpr a while, continue to invest til 1 million. But house and land, reinvest some of that 1mil into real estate, stocks, etc, continue crypto forever.

Mech engineer, 55k Australian.
Not enjoyin g being a wagecuck and doing gay borning shit other cunts want. Always thought graduating and being an engineer would be the start of my life etc but im learning that theres fuck all money left over regardless of lifestyle. Been dying ti start my own business/multiple so been reading books and podcasts so I dont fail like 95% of these faggot normies. I dont want to work for anyone but myself. Dropping to 4 days a week work this year so I can focus on learning and my own pursuits. Thoughts people?

Would love advice or ridicule or any encouragement if you street shittets have some. Its always been clear that /biz are the dumbest cancerous but smartest around.

Holy fuck my austist phone spelling please excuse

Mechatronics engineering student.
$500/month sidejob watching servers.
Will die in the coming war against Islime in Europe. Fuck getting old.

Graduate Student
$34000
Died tonight

I work in healthcare
49k
Goal is 500k by year's end. I can quit my job at that point, transitioning to trading options for a living rather safely. Would then chase retirement with house money in crypto

Technical staff at national train company
About 45k USD
Soon (I have 130k LINK)

Job: crypto speculator
Time to retirement: 99 years
Psychological outlook: suicidal

software engineer
£70k
crypto

I basically don't do any work at a cushy startup, it's great
rip wagies and people who 'work hard'

do it cunt

the county plug...

dead end job in data center operations
77k + benefits. made $105k in 2017.

401k i guess if i don't off myself before retirement

I didn't go to college, crypto is gonna pay for it. I was pretty close to having enough to pay for school but oh well... I fucking hate college prices in the US. Currently I make 35k a year at a warehouse but my plan was to go into trades or engineering.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck im mirin' that link stack

Lol network engineer with no paper quals on 150k here. Pajeets devalued cisco quals completely. Most are borderline retarded with no practical skills and terrible social and work skills.
Or just get good.

marine hardware engineer
80k
5 years, cash out crypto to rental property.

$50k
marketing day job
evening web dev
27
bored

frugal retirement is my only option but I'm fine with that. I just hate the dayjob.

the only quality post here

I am finishing my PhD in a natural science + put into my online profile that I am fluent in all major programming language + interested in Ethereum etc.... I get a headhunter request every week ... but I will be damned if I really have to wagecuck because all you fags destroyed my master plan on getting rich of crypto. I still need a few million dollars -.-

>Jobless
>Around 500 from memeing + whatever I make in crypto
>I think I count as retired
I have no idea what i'm doing

Software engineer

$150k while working at startups
$300k while contracting

Not currently working since I have a side project that makes enough. Currently focusing on learning AI & doing various side projects.

Not sure if I'll ever go back to employment, but I'll never retire. Too boring not working on cool ideas.

Neet but now I will have to work at McDonalds
whatever my mom can afford to give me
Killing myself I become too much of a burden on my mom

Seriosuly guys i'm crying right now. Crypto was my way out and a way to finally give back to my family that has been supporting me for so long.

Learn a valuable in demand skill and it'll be easy to get a high paying job. There are plenty that you can start learning online.

see
And rejoice

Math PhD
300k starting salary

I earn 1000euros per month as a europoor.

What would be my salary in USD bux?

>mfw I quit my very well paid job 2 weeks ago cause of my massive crypto gains and now I'm 50% down.

Data center real estate transaction consultant at CBRE

Maybe we work in the same company?

Did you take the fiat you needed to live on for say 3 months?

$14.6k, so below minimum wage in the US.

no fucking way. how did you calculate that?

28
food delivery guy, 35k ish a year
30k in stocks/5k in crypto/5k in options
Planning on retiring whenever i no longer need to work, so probably never. Fucked my life up, with a criminal record due to poor decisions and pretty shitty parents, barely getting by life sucks.

Good luck mate.

s-sure thing user

imaginary engineer

After today I’m looking for a job in web dev

UPS driver.. 36$/hr OT every day.. so about 80-100k a year.
Trying to get rich off crypto so I can retire before I’m 30, but at least I have my job, benefits, pension + 401k if it doesn’t work out.

nah but you may have worked with us at some point as we're always building new sites and acquiring other DCs.

>frugal retirement is my only option

Muh nigger.

Frugal retirement in cheap country is the only path for me and that's fine. So long as I don't have to work the cuckwage.

Sr software engineer
$220K
No retirement plan, love what I do

Invested 1/3 of last years income in crypto, have 12000% ROI (not counting todays dip)

Coal sampler, 60k at best
About 105k in crypto, fallen from 140k q week and a half ago

>Nuclear instrumentation and control tech
> $80k-110k a year depending on how much OT I take
As for retirement, my Roth is growing at a decent rate, and I play with a few thousand in crypto but mostly for fun. Honestly if my boring lifestyle stays the same and I'm still single, I could easily retire at 45. I mostly just live like a shut in other than work.

When people say they "apply for neetbux" is it just unemployment or what? Disability?

PhD student of AI. Salary: 0.

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I'm seeing a girl with a body similar to OP's pic, sex with her is very fun. touching her tight stomach/legs keeps me plenty hard. she also moans a lot too tho :^)

I almost did that. I'm sad that I have to keep wagecucking a bit longer though.

nigger they count the whole year as your "salary" so he just multiplied by 12 and converted to USD
god fucking millenials

Why do you all talk like it's the end of crypto?

I work an admin job and day trade crypto on my tablet

SWE at a large tech company, 2 yrs.

300k salary.

Retiring at 32 off my non-crypto investments.

NEET. Studying software development online so I can wagecuck and not have to talk to as many people.
Plan to retire: find a decent job and put my wages into crypto

nice LARP, norman

film?

>tfw pol is all welders with low iq
>tfw biz is all engineers with 300iq
Fellow mech engr here. Also do my own business and other things related to cryptos.
110k
after I make 20m fuck off to some Chink land and escape America becoming Brazil 2.0

How do you only male 55k a year as an engineer? You can make that working at coles

entry level software engineer
$70000 (living with and supporting my mom with 1k a month, rest goes into food, crypto, 401k and stocks)
My plan is to basically invest all my spare money on all of the above until I'm 40. If I'm not a millionaire by then I'll still be in pretty good shape, and I'll work like the rest of them until I'm 65. I don't care if I end up a wageslave, but It's better to have tried to be a millionaire in my 30s than to be a slightly wealthier wage slave into my 60s.

How do you get those side projects? On upwork, or do you have a network of clients of your own?

What did you invest in?

Tool and die maker
35k a year
I have to retire at 70

>Thanks Merkel
>Refugees welcome ™

>criminal record follows you your whole life

shit like this makes me glad crypto exists

fucking faggot authoritarians can't fucking let things be

> Computer Analyst (Incident Monitoring)
> $80k/year w/ full benefits
> In a union; great job security
> Scripted most of my job
> I spend 9+ hours per shift trading crypto, shit posting, and learning new skills
> Will retire whenever I feel like I have enough assets to bring in $50k/year in passive income

Only downside is that I work alone on a graveyard shift. However, no one is around to witness me fucking around.

Can you do you're own taxes?

What's keeping small manufacturers like you from under-reporting your income to a cunt authoritarian like Merkel?

>Software/programmer guy
>130ish AUD
>I'm only 36 cunt

I'm studying Law but I haven't done shit this past semester because I thought I would become a millionaire with crypto. Back to the books but it's already too late. I am far too behind to get a decent grade, it's over guys. Cya on the flipside.

Law firm employee, 20k a year.

Plan to retire? Ha, good one, retirements will be a thing of the past by the time I'm old enough. Nah, I put most of my savings in crypto in october 2017. Started with 15k and now I'm close to being a millionnaire (thank you XRB, it was a nice pump). Before EOY 2018 i'll be able to just abandon my job and actually enjoy my life for a while.

Maybe I'll work again after a few years if I'm really bored, but people are too often huge cunts and I'm sick of dealing with them. So I'll probably just buy myself a large piece of land in the countryside, put 10m walls around it and live in peace.

Also I'll get myself a sex slave/live-in housemaid. After all, what's life without some material pleasure from time to time.

>What is your occupation?
Doing a PhD
>Salary?
~20k€/a. If the PhD is finished, who knows. Stay in Academia, barely making a living, or maybe get into consulting? Or start a Veeky Forums with my gf…
>Plan to retire?
Yeah, at some point probably. If I manage to get 10% annual return, I'll have 1 Million in the bank at 60, so I guess that'll do, assuming I can do my normal expenses from my salary.

which school?

>I am finishing my PhD in a natural science + put into my online profile that I am fluent in all major programming language + interested in Ethereum etc.... I get a headhunter request every week ...
Assuming you are not larping:
Where are you and what kind of requests do you get? I'm also into natsci, so I'm also (theoretically) a good programmer, and yeah, that crypto interest is definitely there. Not really sure if I could actually do anything useful in that space, but milking a few moneys out of some retarded startup would be OK with my ethics.

23 yo
scamming and carding
quit because of crypto
150K in a good year
im retired

Middle school teacher.
About $45,000 USD a year.

is carding still as easy as it was 2 years ago? Can you get quality fullz? Best method?

security analyst
160k p.a.
bought 2 farms last year with BTC gains . if the world goes to the dogs i have a sweet hedge with dogs and motorbikes! thanks for nothing Veeky Forums, other than pink wojack threads this shit is useless.

agreed. my wife has a gymnast body and her muscles without fat is far more appealing feeling when pressed up against you than that cold fat feeling from pudgy women. muscle feels warm against you, unlike fat.

it all went to shit, it isnt as lucrative. fucking pajeets swarmed it and ruined everything. its not worth the effort. if youre still want to dabble in the darkside, learn wallet APIs and fuzz for crypto nodes. Most dont even have fucking passwords, then take their private keys, i see it all the time on Chinese hacking forums. Same applies to low vol exchanges. If youre a brainlet or mentally handicapped to the point of not understanding that, learn MITM attacks and phish MEW at starbucks in Silicon Valley or a crypto meetup. Basically any place with a large no of numales showing off their wallets
kek. defense is harder than offense. I give you sleepless nights mate

>produce clerk
>26k CAD
>im gonna die a wagecuck
if i dont kms first

'I give you sleepless nights mate'

Bike Messenger/food delivery
Trash
Never

Fuck me I love it so much though.

process engineer at an oil refinery
make 120k
plan to retire after having kids and putting them through college

> working

lol, stop it.

couldnt be more wrong.
>nothing to grab on
grabbing on to fat is literally disgusting

unnoficial self employed crypto speculating investor
variable
next year hopefully