How do you get a refund on Coinbase?

How do you get a refund on Coinbase?

I bought 2 full Bitcoins at $13,500 because they said it would hit $50,000 by the end of the year but it seems to be doing totally the opposite?

Support isn't getting back to me, real unprofessional for supposedly the leader of Bitcoin exchanges.

Lol

lmao

Rofl

lmfao

yeah they'll refund you

call 1-800-bit-coin
they'll sort you out

Lmao

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kekkles

>unironically Overstock

pls sir, you must beg, send them photo of your son, sir pls

You have to send the BTC to the Coinbase refund wallet OP. Once you do that they'll process your refund.

Refund wallet:
1DwrjkiXcna18C7XPXcuRf6tYKXUD8zJ2W

GET ME BITCOIN ON THE PHONE
RIGHT. NOW.

this 100%

MOMMY THEY SAID I'D GET RICH QUICK

MONEY FOR NOTHING AND CHICKS FOR FREE

MOMMY WHYYYYYYYYYYY

Unironically hang yourself

>They said

Refund instructions:
> grab shotgun
> load big calibre hollow point ammo
> go to next school
> wait till they have a break and come all outside
> shout „ALLUHA AKBAR INFIDELS“
> randomly shoot at the little fuckers, aim for black and brown ones first !
> as soon as you hear the police siren, pull down your pants and expose your penis to everyone
> now put the shotgun in your mouth
> pull trigger and spray your brain over the yard
> ???
> refund

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yes?

Cool just bought 100k

>Refund instructions:
>shotgun
>big calibre hollow point ammo

OP is obviously larping. It's amazing how you people keep falling for bait time and time again.

we're already aware
it's just part of the joke

Reddit starter pack = you.

>What are slugs

Haha xD having kids and complaining about shit service, thats all a bit too scary for me!

weak bait