WOJAK ARMY REPORT FOR DUTY

WELL DONE WOJAKS, WE LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY. REPORT IN WITH YOUR BATTLE-SCARS, PROMOTIONS ARE INBOUND

Enlisted Feels
-0-2.9% F-1, Private, Pvt
-3-5.9% F-2, Private First Class, PFC
-6-9.9% F-3, Lance Corporal, LCpl

Noncommissioned Officers, or NCOs:
-10%-12.9% F-4, Corporal, Cpl
-13%15.9% F-5, Sergeant, Sgt

Staff Noncommissioned Officers, or SNCOs:
-16%-19.9% F-6, Staff Sergeant, SSgt
-20%-22.9% F-7, Gunnery Sergeant, GySgt

F-8
-23%-26.9% Master Sergeant, FMSgt
-27%-29.9% First Sergeant, F1Sgt
F-9
-30%-33.9%Master Gunnery Sergeant, MGySgt
-34%-36.9Sergeant Major, SgtMaj
-37%-39.9% Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

Wojak Officers
-40-42.9% W-1, Wojak Officer 1, WO1
-43%-45.9%W-2, Chief Wojak Officer 2, CWO2
-46-48.9% W-3, Chief Wojak Officer 3, CWO3
-49%-51.9% W-4, Chief Wojak Officer 4, CWO4
-52%-53.9% W-5, Chief Wojak Officer 5, CWO5

Hodl-grade officers
-54%-56.9% H-1, Second Lieutenant, 2ndLt
-57%-59.9% H-2, First Lieutenant, 1stLt
-60-64.9% H-3, Captain, Capt

Pink-grade officers
-65-69.9% P-4, Major, Maj
-70%-74.9 P-5, Lieutenant Colonel, LtCol
-75%-79% P-6, Colonel, Col

An Hero Generals
-80%-84.9% AH-7, Brigadier General, BGen
-85-89.9% AH-8, Major General, MajGen
-90-94.9% AH-9, Lieutenant General, LtGen
-95%+ AH-10, General, Gen

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Reporting in sarge!

MSgt reporting in.
How are my fellow crypto Marines hodling up?

Everything's fine sir.

Sgt major reportin in

Master Sergeant reporting, sir.

Captain reporting in

Staff Sergeant reporting for duty.

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WOJACK OFFICER W-1 REPORTING SIR

TAKEN HEAVY FIRE AND ONE OF MY LIMBS HAVE BEEN BLOWN OFF BUT I THINK I CAN RECOVER SIR, AWAITING ORDERS

quality thread

Corporal reporting in!!!
Ready to die

officer on deck. at ease faggots.
CWO-3 reporting

SIR THERE'S A PAJEET AMONGST THE RANKS

PERMISSION TO PULL THE TRIGGER SIR

LTGEN reporting in.

permission granted

why do the people doing worst get the better ranks

1st LT reporting in

Chief Wojak Officer 4 reporting in

Master Gunnery Sergeant reporting in.
Feels poor man
Lost fucking 70k in this mayhem.

you have to go back

PERMISSION TO FIRE GRANTED, WO1

Sergeant Major reporting in.
33k to 20k. It has been a fun ride with juicy memes all over the place. Gonna fasten my seat belts for the blast off towards the moon.

PAJEET HAS BEEN NEUTRALIZED SIR

Staff Sergeant reporting in.

I was a humble Sergeant yesterday, probably got promoted to Captain this night, i don't even want to log in to see the balance desu.
With so many people being absolutely BTFO i could become a Field Marshal of Pink Wojak Forces before the end of the week.

Sir, Master Sergeant reporting in! Th-thanks for the promotion, Sir!

Down from 2.3 million USD to 1.28 million USD in a few days. I don't know what I'm feeling right now but it feels bad.

Reporting in H-1, Second Lieutenant, 2ndLt
The losses were too great last night. *Thousand yard stare*

Chief Wojak Officer 5 REPORTING IN SIR !

I WAS A SIMPLE SERGEANT MAJOR YEE-YE-YESTERDAY.

THANKS F-FOR TH-THE PROMOTION SIR...

The fighting is not yet over sir, red candle spotted and it looks strong!!!

Second Lieutenant REPORTING IN SIR.

YOU GIVE ME AN O-OTH-OTHER PROMOTION IN 1 MINUTE.

IT'S ENOUGH SIR, TH-TH-THANK YOU S-S-SIR
REPORTING IN

F1Sgt reporting in.

Is the worst of it officially over then? I mean the burger normies haven;'t even woke up to see the drop before they kamikaze yet

>Portfolio ATH was $34k
>Now sitting at $23k

PFC reporting in sir

LT COLONEL HERE AT EASE GENTS

Master Sergeant hodling the line

Master Sergeant Wojak reporting sir

hero general reporting in, cashed out 95% of my crypto and never felt so good

Wasted. Fuck.

0.5% up in satoshis boyos

Second Lieutenant reporting in. I will stay until the end.