Called into work. Haven't left bed. Considering a noose with some paracord...

Called into work. Haven't left bed. Considering a noose with some paracord. Shill me on best font to type my suicide note in.

literally cant even wait 2 days you weak willed piece of shit
do it faggot

Use medieval calligraphy

Impact or comic sans

Can't you idiots tell that this is just a dip before the Lunar New Year, aka Chink Christmas?

Same thing happened before our own Christmas.

Chill out.

brutal

Futura LT

Wingdings or the Mr. Saturn font.

Wingdings

Paracord is shit tier. You don't want to strangle yourself, you want to apply pressure to your neck to cut out blood flow to your brain and heart. Then you pass out semi-peacefully before actually dying.

So a bed sheet or?

If dubs you must go through

Imagine being this much of a pathetic soyboy

WOULD IT BE WRONG WOULD IT BE RIGHT? IF OP TOOK HIS LIFE TONIGHT, CHANCES ARE THAT HE MIGHT

Letter cutouts
At least you will spend your last time doing something creative

I like this. Winrar.

The "Tw Cen MT" font is quite tasteful

Don't do it man. Nobody would bother reading it anyway.

Employing a permanent solution to a temporary problem is foolish.

Put down Blockfolio for a few days. Worst case scenario in a few days you'll still have lost all our money, best case scenario you're rich again. Either way you're still alive.

In the meantime read a book, watch some TV, or keep your spirits up with this humorous image macro, whatever.

>comic sans
Why would you even joke about that?

Lal

Also i'd go with Orbitron

I would save this dog before I would save you.

in 4 years everything will have 10 or 100 x'd
You'll still be dead though.

If you write a funny suicide note God will forgive your sin. -Jesus

This.

Literally just file bankruptcy. Then go down to the pub, have a drink, and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

Times New Roman, faggot, not even Arial

How about go to your fucking job that is supposed to make wagecucks feel better