What were ways you made money as a kid?

What were ways you made money as a kid?

fucking ur mum lol

blackmailing my uncle

I didnt.

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You just proved yourself retarded

Handjobs to an old neighbor. Not even joking.

Should have charged him more, but he agreed to put me in his will in exchange for keeping quiet, so it all turned out ok.

Carried around a magic memory stick and a Pandora's battery and installed CFW on PSPs in school. I even told the fuckers they can do it themselves but paid me anyways.

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Beating up weaker kids and steal their pocket/lunch money.

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I was young and it was easy money senpai

I just hoarded any money my parents or relatives would give me.

Delivered newspapers. It was pretty comfy and I was richer than all my friends.

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stole money from my parents purse

Steal pokemon cards from target and sell them.

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Jews, the lot of you.

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How much did you get?

I would go door to door asking for bottles to recycle "for school" or for "boy scouts" or something. Both lies. I was just drumming up cash for vidya rentals and potato chips.

A little later I got a paper route. I did my route every morning seven days a week at 4am, from ages 12-14. That sweet $300 a month seemed worth it at the time.

At 15 I lied about my age to get a job flipping burgers.

>making a kid responsible for anything
my sides, its always the parents fault.

>nigger
are you implying that I can fuck your gf and mom?

Sold pop, candy and ramen noodles in highschool. Made almost $200 a day, and btw this was 20 years ago.

There was some kind of marching band fundraiser and they were selling these over priced snickers and starbursts and kids were buying them up like crazy. Went to Wal-mart later that day and found I could buy the same shit for 1/8th the cost.

Bought maybe $10 worth and 4x my investment first day. Had to have my dad drive me into school because I had to bring in so much merch. Rented other kids lockers to store it.

The Kike school got butt hurt eventually because marching band and the fucking football team could not effectively fundraise anymore, they could not compete at all.

Maybe like 20k in 9th grade this way. Back then never missed a day of school, had 4.0 GPA, after that I told the teachers to fuck themselves and did minimal effort and spent all my time trying to trigger everyone.

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I think every school had one of those. I was "user's One Stop Locker Shop" and did the same thing, we had a grocery store right across the street so I would just stock up during lunch.

Would also buy dozens of donuts in the morning and bring them around to various classes. Wound up doing 6 dozen a day at my peak on top of the normal in-between class stuff

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im fucking 16, i put in 100 euros of my pocket money now im sitting on around 4000

i used to mod PSPs. very comfy wee lad gains

I lived in PA, dad lived in NYC. I'd go visit every other weekend and buy fake Rolex and Tag Heuer watches for $15-$20 and sell them at school for $40-$60.

Teachers found it odd that many 7th-9th grade kids had what seemed like $10k timepieces. It was brought up at a school board meeting that they were concerned many students were part of a huge drug ring.

>mfw

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learn to have fun cunt

>sell homework answers
>sell candy
>buy/resell gameboy games/accessories
>sell yugioh cards
>sell rs gp/accounts
>sell weed

When I was like 8 I helped old people get groceries to their car and unloaded them into their car for tips.

Getting a dozen bucks during this time was a big deal for me as we were poor and I only got enough money for like a couple of ice creams per week. Now I was making dozens of dollars per day, rolling in the green I thought.

But that wasn't enough, greed took hold of me. So I recruited my friends to help me with my venture. I was the one soliciting the old people and delegating bag-boy duties to the other kids. But when it came time to cash out the other kids got greedy and din't want to give me my cut, figuring they could just solicit by themselves tomorrow.

And then they cornered the supermarket I introduced them to. Savages.

Learned a powerful lesson that day. Never trust your friends.

Fucking classic.

Gotta hire muscle for that kind of scam. Keep the employees in line.

also fucking ur mum lol

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My partner and I both used to have $280 in our pockets by noon when I was 15. Those were some good times

I was the first kid to get a CD burner when I was in 6th grade and knew how to use it. I would pirate music and porn and sell the discs; $5 for music, $10 for porn. I also ran a proxy from a home server when I was in high school and sold access for $10 a pop or pay in weed so people could play flash games and shit. There were rules like clear your web history when you're done and never discuss the server with anyone. That lil' server got me mad weed. The teachers never figured it out, even the IT teacher.

>paper route
>delivered fucking phone books (3 days work = $80)
>worked on a farm
>supermarket job

Also at age 4 I painted some rocks gold and silver and attempted to sell them on a table set up alongside my quiet suburban street

And more embarassingly, at age 12 I attempted to swindle people outside the local supermarket with "3 card monte", which I was fascinated by after visiting NYC

Today I'm in real estate

Selling duct tape roses and wallets in grade school

I sold my ass to dirty old men.

Let a pedo have a night with my younger brother. Made 12k

Collecting bottles. I wasn't one of the cool kids.

>at age 12 I attempted to swindle people outside the local supermarket with "3 card monte",

Nice. How did you make out? Grocery store run you off or let you stay because you were 12 and cute?

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One day I asked like 100 kids if I could borrow a dollar and they all obliged. Did once every two or three weeks because they were retarded and it was mostly their parents money. Spent it on Legos and video games.