WOJAK ARMY REPORT IN

GET THE FUCK IN WE'RE GONNA MAKE A LOT OF GENERALS TODAY

Enlisted Feels
-0-2.9% F-1, Private, Pvt
-3-5.9% F-2, Private First Class, PFC
-6-9.9% F-3, Lance Corporal, LCpl

Noncommissioned Officers, or NCOs:
-10%-12.9% F-4, Corporal, Cpl
-13%15.9% F-5, Sergeant, Sgt

Staff Noncommissioned Officers, or SNCOs:
-16%-19.9% F-6, Staff Sergeant, SSgt
-20%-22.9% F-7, Gunnery Sergeant, GySgt

F-8
-23%-26.9% Master Sergeant, FMSgt
-27%-29.9% First Sergeant, F1Sgt
F-9
-30%-33.9%Master Gunnery Sergeant, MGySgt
-34%-36.9Sergeant Major, SgtMaj
-37%-39.9% Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps

Wojak Officers
-40-42.9% W-1, Wojak Officer 1, WO1
-43%-45.9%W-2, Chief Wojak Officer 2, CWO2
-46-48.9% W-3, Chief Wojak Officer 3, CWO3
-49%-51.9% W-4, Chief Wojak Officer 4, CWO4
-52%-53.9% W-5, Chief Wojak Officer 5, CWO5

Hodl-grade officers
-54%-56.9% H-1, Second Lieutenant, 2ndLt
-57%-59.9% H-2, First Lieutenant, 1stLt
-60-64.9% H-3, Captain, Capt

Pink-grade officers
-65-69.9% P-4, Major, Maj
-70%-74.9 P-5, Lieutenant Colonel, LtCol
-75%-79% P-6, Colonel, Col

An Hero Generals
-80%-84.9% AH-7, Brigadier General, BGen
-85-89.9% AH-8, Major General, MajGen
-90-94.9% AH-9, Lieutenant General, LtGen
-95%+ AH-10, General, Gen

W-1 on mid 6 figure portfolio feels so Fking bad right now

Master Gunnery Sergeant Fuck my shit up reporting in

MILITARY GREEN ID

CWO-5 REPORTING

Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps reporting fo DOOTY!

General here, show me your war faces.

W4

Hahaha great stuff OP

Captain reporting for duty

Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps reporting

Sergent Major reporting in

CWO4 reporting in. All those years in the academy should have prepared you for this, be strong and good things will come.

The winners write the history.

2ndLt
i don't think we're done yet

I'm in the plus when it comes to $ because I kept increasing my stack by timing the dips. I guess I'm a deserter. :(

How long did it take you to make this, user?

Yesterdays Gunnery Sergeant, GySgt.
Today was promoted to First Sergeant!
On my duty! Hodling strong! Hodling like never before!


THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL
AS WE MAKE OUR WAY TO MAKE IT
THORUGH THE WOJACK LINES
PRIMO VICTORIA
ON THE 17th OF JAN
ON THE BOARD OF BIZ 2k18
HODL UPON US

Civvies ain't seen nothing yet

>Hodl-grade officers
First Lieutenant reporting in for duty. I went from 200k to 60k in a week. fucking hold me anons.

Private first class feel reporting in. Somehow sensed the shit storm and threw all my money in eth.

I've had so many promotions this week. Initial investment was 2k. I don't think I'm gonna look at this for a couple of weeks

Chief Wojak reportin