Convince me this isn't a good idea. Synopsis:
Smart contracts used in combination with audio/video deposition tracked by a centralized oracle allows two parties to agree upon sexual activity prior to the act taking place.
>Agreements are stored anonymously and only made accessible in cases where there's a dispute as to whether it was ok to stick the pene in the vagine, requiring both parties MeeToo wallet address to access said deposition. No agreement? Then the accusation is probably a larp.
Transactions would look something like this:
>Hello I would like sex
>Hi there, I would also like the sex
>Ok then, let's agree upon it using the MeeToo® smartphone application
*Both parties whip out their phone, scanning a simple qr code to begin recording*
>This is user. And this is user! We would both like to sex. Send. Done
100% worry-free boink ensues
MeeToo coin: a Veeky Forums whitepaper outlining contractual agreements for sex utilizing smart contracts
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>centralized oracle
No
I've heard worse ideas.
> two parties
FTFY: two dudes
you are never geting females into this
Women aren't smart enough to use it and they would never agree to this anyway since it legitimizes a physical sexual contract which would negate the victimhood hearsay status they have over men. It's also a mood killer.
It needs to record the sexual encounter and put it on the blockchain.
it could never be legally binding, consent isn’t a contract
Can we just have an app for people who want to give/recieve facials? I don't like having casual sex, I just like cumming on girls' faces.
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But this wouldn't work. You have to get consent for every individual act, not just a blanket consent to sex.
For the Aziz Ansari case, the girl have him a blowjob twice while naked, but then claimed assault when he rubbed his crotch against her ass
kek
>not smart enough
>on to the next one
trips/dubs confirm this is a worthwhile endeavor
please dont even theorize about this the world is fucked up enough
already exists
legalfling
Obviously this would only be utilized by high-profile personas like Mr. Ansari. Pajeet or not, confirmation of lying deceitful (mostly women) people would increase the value of the coin as news about it breaks.
>Doesn't have the proper branding
Posts like this really make it obvious how amazing dysfunctional 4chans NEETs are about what they think sex and interaction with women would be like.
Especially the ones who've been JUST'd by their ways, albeit in a differently than the aforementioned whitepaper. Ever had the displeasure of a serial cop caller and cheater in your life? I'm just thinking of ways to cash in on the hype my dude.
>man agrees to sex
>woman agrees to sex
>both parties create smart contract establishing mutual consent
>man violently rapes woman
I see some Holes in this idea.
Holy shit this made me laugh
Well there's always pic related as one user put it
How can it be rape if she agreed?
Lol this is actually a great idea
You fuck her harder and longer than expected
Are you copying my pasta OP?
She died
Because Feminism latest nonsense: they say a woman can withdraw consent retroactively disregarding any legal document. So if you do something that displeases them they retire consent from a previous fuck and claim it was rape.
Welcome to the dystopy of the future, today!
>trampstamp
Wouldn't advise putting your willy in that
OP confirmed virgin autist.
Pro tip: Normal people don't have a 5 hour conversation about consent before plowing the stranger they met at the bar 5 minutes ago.
Also these sluts deserve to be date raped and these dudes deserve to be falsely accused of rape for being such disgusting degenerates.
Hook up culture is destroying western civilization. I can't wait until STI's literally just kill you so we can purge this filth from society.
There's some kind of consent app out there that already does this
Posts like this really make it obvious how many redditors have invaded Veeky Forums in the past few years, with their inability to detect satire and Veeky Forums humor
Porn on the blockchain is a great idea. Porn companies are known for pushing innovative technology and they can do it again.
>warosu.org
no we're just link'd on the ephemeral plane desu
Correct. There are at least 7 layers of irony in my original post, 6563933 just doesn't get it and should likely go back.
I think this is splendid, I can't wait to FOMO women into sex and then telling them they shouldn't have bought in when they FUD
still though, I wish this would conjure into existence for many reasons brought upon by this degeneration sourced in the 1960's.
check'n em and kek'n em tonight fellas. Bought the dip, and now I'm on at least eleven
This is the greatest idea since sliced bread - essentially an end run around prostitution laws allows men to transfer $ to women in order to pay for consent. FUCKING BRILLIANT!
>yfw you could see how many partners each roastie has had by checking her transaction history on the blockchain
wew lads
>The centralized oracle plays god once again.
When, where and how can I buy this coin?
dumb idea. A smartphone application that implies consent might be a decent idea but honestly this is the most unsexy thing to whip out before sex. Instant turnoff.
also, consent needs to be ongoing.
you have to go back and/or post tits.
What a dumbshit you are. It's not about consent. It's about paying for sex with a coin that looks like you are paying for consent. It's not illegal to pay for an app that verifies consent @ $250 an hour you fucktard.
Ayo wtf, that's my sister lol.
>this wasn't the full whitepaper
>this user gets it
>tfw one night stands are treated as what they really are
Proof.
how did Jabba have sex?
Won't work for random bar sluts, maybe LTRs
From her insta, and I know that fucking abomination of a "decor" in the background.
Please god don’t let this be the future.
Kek, my condolences.
I just found her myfreecams page