Herp derp i hav monero

>herp derp i hav monero
>gubment cant regulate crypto its desentralizd
LISTEN UP YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS.

THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T HAVE TO REGULATE CRYPTO

THEY JUST HAVE TO REGULATE BANK INTERACTION WITH CRYPTO RELATED SERVICES

JUST LIKE THEY DID IN ~2006 WITH BANK INTERACTION WITH ONLINE POKER/GAMBLING SITES.

THE ONLY FUCKING REASON ANY OF YOUR SHITCOINS ARE WORTH ANYTHING IS BECAUSE OF NEWBIE MONEY INFLUX

BEFORE NEWBIE MONEY BTC WAS WORTH $72 AND WAS BOUGHT BY DRUG DEALERS AND ANARCHISTS

AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHERE IT WILL RETURN TO WHEN (((UNCLE SCAM))) DECIDES TO TELL BANKS ITS NOW ILLEGAL TO RECEIVE FUNDS FROM EXCHANGES

>but herrrpp derrppp ill get a foreign bank account

YOU MIGHT, BUT 98% OF NEWBIE MONEY FUELING THESE OUTRAGEOUS PRICES WONT. THEY WILL CASH OUT AND GO ON WITH THEIR LIVES, LEAVING YOUR MONERO WORTH TWO FUCKING CENTS.

DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT THE MAJORITY OF NEWCOIN FAGGOTS WILL NOT COMMIT THE VARIOUS FELONIES REQUIRED TO CONTINUE TO BE IN THE MARKET ONCE ITS ILLEGAL FOR US BANKS TO ACCEPT MONEY FROM EXCHANGES.

THEY WILL CASH OUT. THE MARKET WILL CRASH, AND IT WILL STAY DEAD.

SO STOP SAYING DUMB ASS SHIT LIKE
>cryptoz can"t be regumalated
>but i haz moneroz hahaha

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>you must be this tall to post here

bitzamp.com/capital-one-refuses-to-let-customers-buy-cryptocurrency-from-any-exchange/

>Herp derp we need gubment to save people from getting scammed and losing monies.

Government regulation crashes market and everyone loses their money.

>Thanks gubment

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how many beers deep are you user?

exactly fucking this

government regulation will absolutely stomp out this market

no longer will a coin be able to go 100x in a day

we will look back on these days as the wild west

everyone thinks government regulation is a good thing
>herr derp protect me from my own poor choices and stupidity uncle sam

In the future uttering Bitcoin's name will be considered insider trading and will be punishable by death. Damn you Trevon James. Damn you Charlie Lee.

>THEY WILL CASH OUT AND GO ON WITH THEIR LIVES

THEY WILL CASH OUT


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When the USD starts to tank, people will be desperate to acquire the only fungible currency.

All the normies will throw their benjamins and shout "please trade for Monero!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

Huh? The crypto will still function the same but the price will be lower or it could be higher, who knows. The point is decentralized blockchain cannot be controlled unless they shut down the internet which then you move onto a private 5g wireless encrypted internet provider.

The more the government pushes the more innovation will sprout up. Which is how bitcoin even came into be...So i dont care if the coin is worth 1000, 100000 in fiat dollar but the true purpose of this technology can never die so buckle up we are only in the beginnings.

>people will be desperate to acquire the only fungible currency.

...Well...

Bitcoin is a global currency, retard. Who cares if your burger government bans it

user, you make a good point.

Can anyone make a good counter argument against this? This is a scary proposition.

you are a fucking retard that did not understand OPs post. of course blockchain technology wont die, but it sure as hell wont be worth anything as a currency if it cant be exchanged for fiat. are you saying youre holding bitcoin only because it has such great tech? fucking brainlet

PEOPLE WILL JUST BUY AND SELL CRYPTO FOR CASH, IN PERSON, YOU, STUPID ASSFUCK

Why would the government ban smart contract platforms when they stand to save big business trillions of dollars?

except its not. what can you buy with bitcoin besides drugs? actually wait the dark web uses monero now and steam dropped it because it sucks as a currency... so can you actually buy anything with it?

maybe 2% will. but wannabe anarchist teenagers like you cant hold the price up on your own. the other 98% will sell and move on. your coins will be worth nothing at that point.

ok then i'll just spend all of my crypto on drugs instead of just most of it like i plan to oh no

>THEY JUST HAVE TO REGULATE BANK INTERACTION WITH CRYPTO RELATED SERVICES

Open an account with literally any offshore bank.
That's what the offshore banks are for, retard.

>crypto is only traded in one country

pic related is why bitcoin is a scam

Cashed out my 60btc at 19k 0 fucks given

The government is working overtime trying to put out fire after fire. Leaks, populist/libertarian uprisings, bank runs and strikes are all on the horizon. This technology is evolving too fast to just stamp it out with some new rule. People are fed up with being treated like they are guilty until proven innocent and will not put up with it forever. Let the get rich quick Pajeets cash out, the Monero rocket will reach the moon without them. Good riddance.

>populist/libertarian uprisings, bank runs and strikes are all on the horizon
lmao

Get refugee aids.

Gold is heavy and people can steal it from you. The future is in blockchain
>wont be worth anything if it cant be exchanged to fiat

Dont matter what its worth long as its been used for currency. You just want to use crypto as a ponzi to exchange to fiat which is not whats for. Bitcoin is used to cash out of the bank.

trade out for monero

buy hundreds of pounds of weed

sell weed at a markup

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Noted.

You know you can buy metal directly with crypto, right?

Neat, are those the mining computers that run a large swath of bitcoin services?

you're a bad person and just a fucking retard if you think any of that is going to happen like there's having bad politics and then there's just being detached from reality

that's actually a pretty pro installation,brand new containers,paint job better than the one on your honda civic,above ground,industrial wires. 10+

Look at all the major companies going into Crypto, besides the banks. It's not getting made illegal. Even the large corporations know that 19T in US debt means their own USD Holdings will soon be worthless.
We're another decade off from major dollar impacts, but companies being able to issue their own credit currencies (crypto), the companies will fight to keep legal, and unregulated.

You probably sit in front of a TV for 10 hours a day. You have no idea what is coming.

6/10, no false floor.
google.com/patents/US20140259978

>the government
>singular

Why do Burgers think that their country is the only one that exists?

There are hundreds of other nations in the world that allow foreigners to open bank accounts, and many of the governments of these countries are extremely receptive to crypto.

Fuck you, I used to do that shit via localbitcoin in the bygone days. That shit was a hassle and BTC was $200 at best.

Crypto ATM's without fucked up rates.

>decentralized exchanges
>decentralized internet networks
>p2p with integrated smart contracts so middle man is never necessary for trades
This shit will never die regardless of the fiat:coin ratio. It was never the intention of cryptocurrency to make you rich but to throw off the global central banks and their manipulation of the world by sidestepping them. That is its purpose. Many of you fucks have lost sight of that

Name one.

CH Robinson

>google.com/patents/US20140259978
it's not weed,it's a computer :D but i see the point you're making.

*the only fungible digital currency

Yep, blockchain. Not coin.

OST:TENCENT (This is the China play everyone thinks Tron is)
Square (Jack Dorsey) creating a coin

All FUD all the time, can’t work forever

Even if you win this round cuntz

U know u are on the sideline with wads of cash desiring drops if not trying to coax them.

I worked on a project similar to that patent in 2002 in Germany for a Defense company. Servers in containers are neat, but you want a false floor for cable management.

JUST BOT 100K

unlike poker winnings i can just meet some rando in a mcdonalds and trade my cryptos for cash in person like we were all doing in 2012

Uhmmm.. you are BOTH very very very wrong.
>pic related

Mavericks season tickets? It's also damn funny that he announces this the day that the market tanks. Just more proof that he is financial retard that got lucky during the .com boom.

Heheheh this. Muricans.

is there anyone left on Veeky Forums who isn't from rebbit?

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>An Anonymous crypto currency can be banned
>Thinks banning bank transfers is evil feasible
>thinks people won't just trade fiat for monero IRL like with localbitcoins

You must have dropped your IQ on the floor sometime before making this thread

No they'll just turn empty buildings into btc mining centers that power the world on a grid. And the people will be forced to work there.
Gold? How about water and food. Guns. Ammo. You can't survive off gold when at that point it isn't valued anymore.

We live in this delusion of a world where we believe in offering goods or services for material that isn't consumable and needed to survive.

Hey fellow desert dweller, I see you got a bottle of water. It's fucking hot and I need water or I'm gonna die. You want this piece of gold that I've had? Desertdweller: No.

we will soon be able to trade fiat for crypto on decentralized exchanges, there will be no need for banks.

dude, Wall Street has fucking Bitcoin Futures now. They don't just will nilly agree to trade an entirely new market. They were likely debating futures trading for at least a year before it happened.

Now that you can legally bet on bitcoin without actually having to buy it...it's not going anywhere. Wall Street likes it's money. Trump is in office. The economy is up. You think Trump will do anything to let us lose money? Fuck no, he wants to go down in history as the president who presided over the most economically beneficial period in American history. Doing so will provide positive connotations with his last name (which is already a common word) that will last GENERATIONS.

This shit ain't going anywhere

Crypto will eventually replace Fiat so I can't see the US government wanting it around forever

Decentralized exchanges won't do shit if banks and/or credit card companies won't release funds to the DE or the smart contract.
Cash will be banned within the next few years in one or two first world countries, which will start the ball rolling for a blanket cash ban across the civilized world.
Governments already unashamedly hate cash. In my country (australia) all cash withdrawals from ATMs are considered suspicious transactions by default, and logged in a govt database.
There will be no uprisings. No bank runs. No rebellions. Just a stepwise and systematic removal of freedoms and ways to defend yourself. It's already begun and nobody cares because they're kept sedated by Netflix, junk food, social media, and porn. Add in the cacaphonous social justice agitators who drown out all real news with their bullshit and you've got a normie population who aren't just ignorant of what's happening, but will defend and agree with it ("ISP records will prevent cyberbullying! Are you a terrorist user?")

I have a small glimmer of hope for projects like monero. If nothing else if shows that there are some smart, good people who are trying to change things. But it's not much hope. If someone more optimistic user could try to change my mind, i am all ears.

>There will be no uprisings

We'll see

>BTC WAS WORTH $72
I bought BTC at $1,22... try to beat that, kek.

>What is pow/pos
You don't need fiat to get into the system, that was never the intention of crypto, we just made it into one for lambobux. They can't shut down the networks unless they literally EMP bomb the planet, and what happens then? No more of those sweet pleasures to distract you from the reality of your enslavement. Good luck taking our guns in burgerland as well.

fuck it, the whole purpose of crypto is to take back control of money from the banksters

so fuck the banks, trade locally for goods

Monero (XMR) will probably be one of the handful of crypto to survive the crypto bubble burst.

OP, the elite and the wealthy will use Monero as a safe haven to store their wealth.