Dear reddit users, Veeky Forums is fucking with you

Dear Reddit users, Veeky Forums is fucking with you because they don’t like you being here. They’re shilling you a scam coin. I’m a redditor myself and I’m just looking out for you. I remember splashy and banana for scale and the cum box. Heed my warning!!!

Intel SGX is a central point of attack. LINK ISN’T DECENTRALIZED.

Critical exploits have already been found in Intel SGX: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Software_Guard_Extensions

What the FUCK do you think would happen if banks and fortune 500s employed LINK? Spoiler: hackers would undoubtedly exploit the LINK network, intercept and alter data, profit and/or destroy.

They haven’t “solved the oracle problem” they’ve probably just created new problems.

Veeky Forums holds and shills LINK to feel like elite hackers, but you guys are actually fucking retarded. Wasn’t their whitepaper plagiarized too?

Stay poor if you hodl this long term. It’s a piece of garbage with an ERC20 token associated with Ethereum which can’t scale to meet enterprise needs and maybe never will.

Linkies are *actually* retarded. Your bags are Pajeet-tier and going nowhere. No important project will ever use LINK because it’s WAY too easy to program *MORE SECURE* internal oracles / oracle nodes.

Oracles are not difficult to program like blockchains. You’ve all been sold techie buzz words and think you’re smart/hackers/etc.

Unfortunately, you gentlemen are shilled bag holding retards trying to swim in waters you don’t understand.

Sell now because LINK isn’t secure, nor will it be adopted by actually important projects.

The shadowforking of Chainlink already took place, shortly after the ico SWIFT knew they fucked up by hiring Sergey
It became clearer each day that a white overweight autist as CEO immediately attracted a bunch of pseudo intellectuals neets from the cesspool Veeky Forums so they came up with a new plan.

They needed to shadowfork Chainlink into a project with CEO's so repulsive to Veeky Forums that you guys wouldn't invest, but still reliable enough for big investors.
Two pajeets from Stanford University were perfect and so Mobius was created.

If you’re a redditor, please bump this post to the top by responding, so these racist losers don’t get to celebrate about how they pulled the wool over our eyes

You dont fool me, I have 1,7k LINK

Regards: filthy reddittor.

Bought 100k

link is shadow fork buy mobius sir

I will also be answering any questions you might have about this board and how to use it. I’ll share everything I have learned in my time against these mutants.

Time amongst these mutants*

(Lesson 1, you can’t edit posts, so proof read before you post something)

Tell 'em OP!!

REDDIT SELL UR LINK!!!!!11!1!111ONE

This is a double reverse psychology. They know we can see through stuff that is obviously bullshit, so they post stuff like this to make it seem like bullshit to people who are actually paying attention.
I gotta hand it to these tricky little bigoted artists. They can be very clever.

Lesson #2, the vast majority of redditors are utter morons.

Sorry, autists*

There’s no phone app for Veeky Forums. That’s how terrible this place actually is.

Also, I messed up the spacing on that last post. My bad.

>tfw you need to have a 20 link minimum to withdraw them off finance

>tfw binance closes they're gonna take all my linkies

hello fellow redditeur, perhaps you can answer my questions.

what does blockchain mean?

what is market cap?

why doesn't the coin amount of a crypto matter?

thanks.

Dear sirs, OPis very correct, plz do not buy this coin ChainLink. It is a scam coin and an ERC20 scammer token. Only thing used for is a scam purposes. Sergey is well know scam artist and has succefulky exit scammed many times. There is no LINK whitepaper, it doesn’t exist except for “fakes”. Smart Cintract technology is fake news As well. Do not buy LINK friends it is a very bad Ponzi scheme designed to corrupt redditors and take all the money from reddi t and divert it to Russian.

I’m answering questions about this board, not crypto in general. If you don’t know what blockchain is, I would advise against investing in crypto befor you do more research.

“What is market cap?”
Price of a coin multiplied by circulating supply

Because of the answer to your last question.

God damn, my copy and paste didn’t work. Using chrome on an iPhone is such dog shit.

Thanks, this just proves no one on this board knows what they're talking about.
I've asked 4 people on here in the last two hours, and no one actually knows what any of these buzzwords mean lol
>it's all just made up words

That’s not exactly correct. There is a white paper, but a lot of it is plagiarized. The whole thing is so scammy. There was one talk that he did where only like 18 people showed up.

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Redditor here, can't believe I fell for this. Oh well, I guess it's like an initiation to this site.

They mostly know what it all means, they’re just fucking with you because they assume you were tipped off about this place by reddit, and now they’re butthurt, just like racists screaming about refugees in the real world. It’s the same sickness.

blockchain is just a public transaction ledger with each transaction cryptographically signed and verified by a mining network (in traditional PoW model)

ive probably just been baited so 7.5/10

HAHAHa you said "dick link"

Mutants are thise that browse /mu/

SGX isn't mandatory for yhe netwrok to work, just something that can be used to add security

If SGX isnt fixed they will use something else

Sage'd

Yea, it’s mostly people shilling scam coins, but sometimes they strike gold. I’ve been lurking hear for a long time, at least 6 months or so (they call this being an “oldfag”).

They’re mad because of the influx of people when bitcoin spiked. I can understand their pain on some level because of “the eternal September”, but they’re pieces of shit, so fuck em.

Some of them might actually appreciate this level of trolling. I genuinely feel bad for a lot of them.

so if I go to a BTM (bitcoin ATM) and buy some blockchain it will be more secure because PoWs verified it?

The sad part is that you guys don't even own your own place. No one else just doesn't want it because it is just a mud pile for pigs.

You have no rule, you have no face, you are nothing. When you grow old and remember your Veeky Forums days you see that you had no friends here, you truly knew no one and no one knew you, then you maybe realize how pointless this place is, but it is too late then, human lifespan is short.

OP has been in multiple threads with the same FUD. Last night he was claiming that he was a "millionaire hacker" as well. Also claimed that LINK white paper was plagiarized. After being for proof of this multiple times, he ultimately replied by stating that he saw other people on Veeky Forums saying that, so it must be true.

Other mistakes include equating LINK with trusted hardware, and failing to explain why he can only attack Intel SGX, which is only being considered to be used for the Chainlink Network to solve the unlikely scenario of a Sybil attack where 51% of nodes are controlled by an adversary and used to force false consensus. Do not be fooled, Chainlinks primary security is its system of using multiple oracles.

Millionaire hacker, or FUD pajeet? You decide.

To that end, last night you stated that you were only posting about this because you "couldn't sleep", but now it's turned into a full blown shill campaign. Why is that?

>going to 4shithole to make friends
lol that's what reddit is for

Then why would REQ use Link if the tech was shit?
Return to plebbit and never come back here fucking cunt

user, you have to see the forest for the trees. That’s all I’m gonna say

Linkies make the smartest fud

THIS SO MUCH THIS. LITERALLY NO REASON FOR THIS TO BE UP AS HIGH AS IT IS RIGHT NOW. SELL IT ALL, SELL IT ALL. I WON'T BUY FOR MORE THAN .0006 ETH

>I got 80K Link and I know something. You're a nolinkie and you know nothing
>I can feel that you mad, and that you sad. You're honestly jsut jelly of the one true money belly.
>Its decentralized and that's no surprise. Gains gon be drippin straight down from the skies.
>Its still cool though, I can wait. You'll FOMO back in when LINk is x 8.

See how autisic my rap is? You're too much of a normie to grasp LINK. Just wait till your facebook crypto group suggest LINK is a good buy in 2019. Then you can buy because you know it has value, right?

>6 months
sweetie please

what's the best way to buy bitcoin or block chain without giving your bank info? is a BTM worth the outrageous fees if I really don't want to use my bank info?

lmao the fud has gotten so creative lately while these mcdonalds workers try to "accumulate" with their minimum wage jobs.

First it was the SGX meme fud

Now its the "shadow fork" fud.

Its the same 3 guys posting these threads nonstop, and its hilarious but also pathetic that they think they can stop links progress so they can spend 5% of their $800 a month paycheck to "make it to lambo land"

fucking idiots.

Exalent point OP this is why I'm all in on Chinklink! The truly superior chainlink fork with decentralization built into the code. This is web 4.0 shit you can't even understand it until 2020 when all humans begin seeing in the 4th dimension

>Reddit

You have to go back

>6months
>oldfag

You don’t have to really worry about that security. If it was easily hacked, you’d hear about it, because people would be doing it all the time.

To be fair, I don’t really know any of the people I talk to on reddit, and it is owned by giant corporations that censor information, but the aggregation of relevant info is very useful and it isn’t filled with scum like this place is.

>Animefag
>Needing websites to make friends
Lmaoing at your life. Stick to reddit if you think someone online will ever care about you as much as somebody in person.

best shill

You need to browse more threads, I have better conversations about technology then I do on r/cryptocurrency ever since people started using bots and discord groups to shill coins there. It used to be my place for serious crypto discussion but it's really not good anymore. Too many normies and idiots who talk out of their ass, at least on here its easy to call them a faggot without getting b&

Reddit has gone down shit creek for crypto talk, only thing its good for is the 'suicide hotline' flag signal.

Well, I used to look at /b/ years ago before I grew out of it

Probably can go on Craigslist or local bitcoins

Yeah, anonymity is really boring! How am I supposed to get karma when no one knows who I am??

chink link these markets stink they've turned all my wojaks pink

I think that’s why they hate the eternal September of redditors coming in

Why do you care? Tax evasion?
There are exchanges that accept credit card transactions for btc
Get a prepaid creditcard from a shitty third company and off you go

which exchange should I "apply" for? do I have to use an app for a wallet?

Bittrex and binance are both good, and they’ll store your coins. Buy BTC or ETH from coinbase and send it there.

But I've heard the majority of these places don't except prepaid. I have friends with coins could I just but some off them or get them to by me some? And no it's not about tax evasion, more the opposite. I don't plan on cashing out I just want to put a couple hundred in to play around with since things are at a decent price. If I made enough money worth cashing out then I'd open a separate bank account to use. I just don't want to give out my bank info to these shady places if I don't really plan on cashing out anytime soon.

Wtf is it true that LINK logo is only in PNG format? I googled around and could ONLY find low res png images of it? Exit scam confirmed?

Also, click on my ID to highlight all of my posts to cut out the riff raff

Yea, the creator took all of his money and bought drugs and hookers. There were pics of it posted somewhere when it was originally memed on this board.

Do any of those accept prepaid though? Or should I just pay the outrageous fees and use a BTM?

this

/thread

i just liquidated everything. give me your email so i can buy you a Veeky Forums gold account, good sir!! upboated!! xDD

/unthreaded

bump

I don’t know what you mean by prepaid. You can use a credit/debit card on coinbase.com

Oh, you mean like a prepaid Visa card. I don’t know if coinbase takes that, but probably.

Yeah I don't expect to cash out and especially not anytime soon so I'm leery when it comes to giving away my bank info to these places

Even when SGX is patched the plan is to use multiple secure hardware / enclave providers.
The FUD is so fucking weak, we're all getting so damn bored. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If you hold at least 50k LINK in a wallet you will airdropped some of the new tokens prior to the super conference.

bump

Anymore actual redditors have any questions on how to use this board or on what stuff means?

Redditor here, sold off link at cost, fuck that coin

Link isn't real, it was never actually there. You've just imagined it all because the Bogs jacked into your cerebral cortex and uploaded the memories.

It was all a dream. Is anyone getting tired? I am. We should all just go to bed. Don't think about link. What link? Link what? See, there was never such thing.

Thanks bro. I started browsing Veeky Forums a few weeks ago because someone on Reddit said they had good analysis. Nearly fell for the LINK meme.

Thanks sold 100k

>Why does my text keep turning green?

>I didn't fall for this Link stuff. I'm holding strong in Bitconnect and Confido! Red pilled to the max!

Dude, even we know that bitconnect was a scam. Reddit had multiple front page posts about it being a Ponzi/pyramid scheme

You have literally 0 idea of what you're talking about regarding security and SGX. Please stfu

> disclaimer: it's my job both on hacking and building security

Buy more links you stupid reddit fucks.

Heck, they fell for the TRX meme. Why not let normies pick up our heavy bags?

I can also explain any slang words you see here

Redditor here
I can see through this you racist nazis
Buying more link right now

When you lose everything to a biz shill, please post a pink wojack thread explaining exactly who you are and how you were silly for trying to outplay NEETs, pajeets and autists who infest this board.

Also sharpie in asshole photo.

>.... buy it.

REAL CHAIN LINK MOON MISSION

I am just doing what I can to help decent people not lose their money because of racists.

There is valuable info on this board if you look for it, but this fucking thing is a red herring and it saddens me to think about how many people will waste their money with false hope because of these assholes.

Niggers don't deserve to live desu

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Lereddit

Saw this one in another thread. At least some people here know the truth and are trying to help

this is the biggest MEME coin in the industry, Sergay is an exit scam