I am the Director of Space Operations (DSO) at Chainlink Space Program (CSP). We will be launching our first mission to the moon today. The mission name is LINK 1. After countless hours of consideration and selection, we have finally chosen the crew that will be flying LINK 1. The crew is as follows:
Captain/Pilot: Jason Parser Engineer/Co-Pilot/: Chad O. Fork Scientist: Alice Blaster
Stay tuned for more information. The construction of LINK 1 has started and updates and pictures will be posted shortly.
Thank you for your interest in Chainlink Space Program. Together, we shoot for the stars.
Samuel Campbell
Our engineers are hard at work commencing the construction of LINK 1. This will be the module used to transport the crew to the moon.
Asher Wilson
Jason Parser - heavily involved in LINK Jack Parsons - inventor of solid rocket fuel that enabled the earliest forays into space exploration Coincidence? I think not.
Adam Jenkins
Construction of the lander is nearly complete. Some minor electrical details will need to be flushed out before launch.
Luke Anderson
Are we going to the moon or are we leaving the milky way?
Jose Bennett
What happened to Sergey? Did he get kicked out for using most of the budget for mcdonalds?
Robert Perry
i want this going psat the moon, you should head for andromeda. Maybe a test fflight to the moon will be fine for now though.
Michael Sullivan
You need a huge module to store all your bags
Dylan Clark
Didn't say which moon.
John Brooks
As this is our first mission, we will only be heading to the moon. I will have you all know that none of the crew nor mission control have ever conducted a space mission. This mission will be extremely dangerous.
In place of solar panels, LINK 1 will utilize a Radioisotope Thermoelectric Generator to generate power while in space. The RTG and batteries are pictures here.
Hunter Brown
is there room for 1 more? twitter.com/sergeyOnazarETH reporting for service
Leo Taylor
>Chad O’Fork
Kekked
Xavier Cook
last seen in Vegas buying black BBW hookers and meth
Chase Bennett
lmfao
Daniel James
Already like this thread.
Also, if this fails, I will sell my link.
Asher Collins
We have added a small docking port in case of emergencies. This will allow us to dock a refueling barge to LINK 1 if necessary. Also pictured here are the Reaction Control System (RCS) thrusters. These RCS thrusters will allow LINK 1 to maneuver and translate itself within the vacuum of space. RCS uses a special type of fuel called Monopropellant.
Christopher Cox
Will cups and handles be supplied? I'm pretty tired of my current one.
Jeremiah Allen
Let's take a moment to introduce the crew of LINK 1.
Lucas Kelly
Liked and subscribed
Nathan Williams
I'm entertained
Owen Perry
LINK IS GOING TO THE MOOOOOON BABY
Nathan Fisher
>Putting a parachute where the docking port should be >Putting a heatshield and decoupler where nothing should be >Ever intending for your capsule to return to Kerbin at all rather than docking with a space station and shuttling your Kerbals down to the surface in an SSTO and refueling using your asteroid mining network Go back to nasa newfag
David Moore
checked
Josiah Smith
Ladies and Gentlemen, Chainlink Space Program is proud to present our first iteration of the LINK Lunar missions, LINK 1.
Caleb Richardson
Make launch video pls
Kayden Rogers
Jesus christ, we're gonna make it goys
Jace Parker
Thank you for your suggestions. We over at CSP have taken note and will take your suggestions into consideration. If you have any schematics for an SSTO, please let us know. CSP has never launched an SSTO and we currently do not have an engineer with the expertise required to construct one. Thanks again.
Nicholas Sullivan
Jesus, I cant handle all these dubs
Angel Anderson
I'M entertained. CHECKED!
Brandon Green
Now fucking launch it.
Alexander Myers
Due to the limitations and constraints of LINK 1, Chad O'Fork will be unable to part of the crew. He will instead stay back on Earth ready to launch an emergency rescue mission should the need arise.
Dominic Lee
Does this mean that we are now Link Space Marines? We need a new ranking structure if so.
Jace Sanders
We over here at save game: default hate the SPH. I'm not smart enough to make an SSTO but I'm hard at work on the asteroid thing
Ian Sanchez
WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER
DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!
THIS SHIT IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY! HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!
VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!
Austin Wood
delete that more like this
Landon Ortiz
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Ayden Carter
Rare Bogdanoff
Hudson Flores
I've never seen quints how far away are we from all numbers being the same what happens then
Mason Hill
...
Cameron Jenkins
How will we solve the shadowfork problem?
Jonathan Moore
Jason Parcel? He’s Rory’s dad. He’s got a problem with Sergey because when Rory and Sergey were friends when they were younger, Sergey used to raid the cupboards and eat everything in the house. It cost Jason Parcel a lot of money to replace all the food Sergey used to eat. The final straw was when Sergey was staying at Rory’s one night and stole his car when they were 15 to sneak out to a McDonald’s drivethru. Rory’s dad Jason thinks Sergey is a bad influence on his son and does anything he can to stop them being friends or working together. Why do you think we haven’t heard from Sergey in so long? Jason Parcels has been staying with Rory and Sergey has been in hiding shitting his pants.
David Watson
>Chad O' Fork is a no go >Alice Blaster goes to the moon
That means that link legacy is the winner.
Adrian Hill
this image is cursed
Brayden Flores
We have created our own ranking structure over at Chainlink Space program! Give us any feedback you may have:
- Director of Chainlink Space Program: General Sergey Nazarov ---MANAGEMENT--- - Co-Director: 500001+ LINK - Senior Manager of Space Operations: 250001-500000 LINK - Manager of Space Operations Operations: 175001-250000 LINK - Manager of Flight Operations: 125001-175000 LINK - Senior Engineer of CSP: 750001-125000 LINK - Head of CSP Accounting: 50001-75000 LINK - Head of CSP Public Relations: 35001-50000 LINK - Flight Director: 25001-35000 LINK - Assistant Flight Director: 20001-25000 LINK - Manager of Astronaut Operations: 15001-20000 LINK ---EMPLOYEES--- - Astronaut: 10001-15000 LINK - Astronaut in Training: 9001-10000 LINK - Test Pilot: 7501-9000 LINK - Electrical Engineer: 5001-7500 LINK - Scientist: 3501-5000 LINK - Hull Fabricator: 1501-3500 LINK - Systems Developer: 501-1500 LINK - Office Worker: 1-500 LINK
Xavier Price
Nice to hear Sergey is finally back from his trip to McDonalds t: office worker since october
Carson Wood
hull fabricator reporting in... im all in btw.
David Turner
An insider on the slack chat found out via hacked PM's that Sergey using ICO money to have ex-USSR prostitutes in their 50s sew giant Chainlink logo bean bag foot stalls by hand. Rories applied for amnesty to the Khazak equivalent of the fbi. Could go bad but will keep everyone updates.
Blake Richardson
This is Jason Parser's view of the inside of LINK 1 just before launch.
Brody Edwards
It's an absolutely beautiful day for a spacecraft launch. To our brave astronauts who have volunteered to explore the unknown... God Speed..
Countdown. 5...4...
Lincoln Russell
this crap has some of the lowest volume of anything on binance and yet over half the posts on biz. can we just jump to the part where this death cult all neck themselves when this is at zero.
Dominic Long
>Electrical engineer reporting in. > All systems looking good. Clear to proceed.
Ryder Taylor
>> All systems looking good. Clear to proceed. Throttles engaged. RCS on. Fuel lines disconnected. 3...2...
Austin Scott
Love this OP
Joseph Jackson
1... *BOOM* Engines fired. We have a clean launch. We are go for the Moon.
Levi Clark
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Logan Davis
Link to the moon
Camden Rivera
pls my gains are on that ship
Ian Stewart
I have 547 linkies. Am I going to make it?
Juan Adams
MOOOOONN
Christian Collins
The last view of LINK 1 before leaving the atmosphere.
Cooper Parker
Stage 1 Separation complete.
Angel Taylor
Oy Vey!!! It's another Shoah!!! Remember the 6655555 Gorrilian goy!!!
Connor Butler
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Bentley Phillips
>Isn't she a beauty. Months of silence finally culminating in moonmission!
Isaac Torres
Commencing gravity turn. A little over halfway to the edge of the atmosphere.
Anthony Barnes
Safe flight. LINK 1
Asher Reyes
Stage 2 Separation complete. We have passed the atmosphere. Welcome to space, LINK 1.
Sebastian Ward
Godspeed
Ryder Barnes
LINK 1 may be in space, but the adventure has just begun. There are many challenges that the crew of LINK 1 will face before arriving at the moon. As of right now, LINK 1 is on a trajectory with the earth. Pilot Jason Parser will accelerate in a prograde vector at apoapsis, the highest point in the trajectory or orbit. This will put LINK 1 into orbit.
Ian Russell
what a bunch of deluded fags
Juan Lopez
>There are many challenges that the crew of LINK 1 will face before arriving at the moon. UUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jackson Lewis
When Link hits $8000 interlinked in 8 years you will be reminded
Carter Ross
Circularizing orbit.
Colton Long
LINK 1 is now in orbit. Will there be enough Fuel/Oxidizer to make it to the moon? If the crew does reach the moon, will they be able to return?
Brandon Foster
Link and grow rich
Lincoln Allen
don't waste any time and start the transfer maneuver I can't hold for much longer
Leo Lopez
We here at CSP take your concerns very seriously. However, space travel must be conducted at a very patient and delicate pace. Please understand that this is a very important step for Chainlink space travel.
Jason Parser conducts a quick EVA to ensure that all of LINK 1 systems are intact. LINK 1 is currently waiting for the transfer window to the moon.
Jaxson Powell
You will hold and you will like it faggot. Strap in.
Kevin Martinez
Maybe we should remember the rule of /biz - never buy what is shilled here. This way many more people would have held BTC and ETH and many less will be crying.
Austin Allen
Mission controls has completed a transfer maneuver and has successfully passed the data to Jason Parser up in LINK 1. The maneuver will be performed in 19 minutes and will take 55 seconds to complete. Due to irregularities in the electromagnetic gravitational fields of our solar system, these 19 minutes will pass by in mere seconds.
Elijah Russell
>implying ETH and BTC weren't shilled here
Anthony Cox
Fuck. Yes.
Nathaniel Evans
Another hurdle succesfully overcome!
Zachary Thompson
Mission control is currently having problems contacting LINK 1. We have gone without contact for 2 minutes and 23 seconds. Mission control is working hard to fix the problem and resume contact with LINK 1.
Aiden Wright
NO
Angel Foster
ABANDON MISSION
Henry Thompson
NOO
Jaxon Morris
Here is a view of mission control attempting to come up with a solution to the communications problem. There has been no contact with LINK 1 for 4 minutes and 57 seconds.
The problem has been solved. LINK 1 had entered a small field of FUDroids. Expert Pilot Jason Parser successfully maneuvered through the field. Moon is a go. Loud applause can be heard at mission control.
Joseph Carter
YES
Jaxson Foster
THOSE SHADOWFORKS ALMOST RUINED US
Adam Martin
yeaaaaaaah jason parser is the man
Xavier Kelly
This happens
Jacob Thompson
Transfer maneuver to the moon commenced... We have just received word that the maneuver has been completed.