I'm 26

I'm 26
Retarded..I can't swim or drive
I have 1 year college
I'm dumb..
I'm fit..and gay dudes like me..

How do I improve my situation in life?

Please just give me a goal plan..

Do I just move go to college and improve myself and hope for the best?

Kneepads

This, gay people pay good

.__. I could be gay stripper gays love mag body..but on the same hand I have a near micro dick
Smol 5.5..

Join the army if you need someone to tell you how to live your life.

want a bf?

Go to Thailand. Start working in the prostitution. Asian women love white man.

...You're white are you not?

Tried..got kicked out since I can't fold clothes

sure r u gay..

my dicks small and girls don't like me..just gay men..

Put a sock in your shorts and bartender a gay club and hire a life coach they don't cost much or join one of the branches that don't see combat but pay well