Be me

>be me
>120-140 IQ depending on what bullshit online test I take
>6' 1
>6-8" dick depending on how hot he is
>relatively handsome
>also me
>crippling drug addiction
>no will power to leave room
>no job due to above

Hey faggot....what is your drug of choice?

girl in pic is the deepthroat legend heather brooke.

Post your dick or get out faggot.

Thanks Captain Obvious!

Also check em!

>tfw will never have the petite, trust fund kid, big titted Italian qt I took to prom
>tfw she didn't even want to go with me, but nobody else asked her
>tfw she didn't even keep the flowers I gave her and just left them in the school common area
>tfw even if I became a crypto millionaire, she'd still be out of my league
This fucking image brought back some feels.

It's like, I'm just like these guys, but I have positives where they have negatives. It's like no-one is perfect, what a shock.

You do know that if you were perfect, you wouldn't be on this board, you wouldn't be happy about something else, but at least now you wanna earn a bunch of money, which will inevitably make your life better in the end.

What kind if retard has high school regrets still? Stop living in the past faggot. The future is what matters. Find a new big titty bitch that has a sweet tooth for your cock!

Let's see that dick

I'm a disgusting pothead but have indulged in a few psychedelics and ofc MDMA

and to the user asking me to post dick, you first

Any answer that's not money, means you're not gonna make it.

Also: Just Monika

I'm only 20, man. This wasn't that long ago. Haven't thought about it in a while, but it pops up when I see shit like the OPs image. Doesn't mean I'm not focused on the HODL

damn i just realized i want beer and it's a few hours till the work day ends

>Drug addict
>Pothead
HAHahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahah!

>Be me
>Very average penis
>No clue what my iq is
>Trust fund baby
>Married with 2 kids
>Literally no one in my life knows I'm an opiod addict.

>still missed out on teenage love
>dont miss out on the free IOST though

t.iost.io/?c=pgSQuyEv

I'm literally you but am pretty Veeky Forums and have a blonde qt gf. Sorry bruh

>married

So you mean trust fund divided by 2?

Eat shit camel jockey!

Feeling comfy with that prenup though.

yes

Prenup's don't work anymore. They found a loophole.

Still comfy?

>tfw you have a 9/10 gf but you still can't forget about the one that got away.

Keeps me up at night.

Nice LARPing faggot

My bitch ain't going nowhere unless I get caught slipping. I won't be caught. I'm careful.

The one that got away is probably riding the cock-carousel. Think about that for a second.

Good.

She's the one that ran away because she wanted a better guy, little did she know that you were better. Now man up and don't marry like this faggot:

And screw your insecurities and make babies.

Don't fucking get married you faggots, I still don't understand why you assholes do this. It's impossible to make it work if she can take half your shit.

Nah, more like I went to college, found my current 9/10 and put the one that got away on the back burner because I was a normie. I regret that to this day as she dates the man she'll likely marry. It is my fault and I own it, but it still hurts. Giving up is hard to do.

Fucking first world problems.

See , she just has to lie and say she was forced to sign out of duress or any number of other things to have it thrown out and take half your shit. I suggest investing in Monero or Cloak.

Indeed. The scope of my issue is not lost on me. I know these arnt real problems, which only adds to my discomfort. But the truth is, she's better without me.

Even if you're right and she gets half...I can survive on 5 million!

What do u want op?

>be me
>multiple tentacles that can act as dicks if I need them to
>have 24000 IQ
>not alot of money but I literally emit aphrodisiacs which gets bitches addicted to my dick(s)

be me
5'7
Avg penis
15 an hour
Cant green text

I feel ya bruh

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Kind of hard to recognize her without frosting on her face

U fukn wot

> be me
> IQ 220
> watch rick and morty

>180 IQ
>Huge penis

It was at this point that it became clear user was roleplaying.

>IQ 120
>never bothered measuring penis, looks pretty normal sized
>Literally got over 6 million in my safe (Mostly big notes, bit of gold, silver and a few diamond)
>No GF

Can't really talk to women. Of the two girls I've ever hit it off with, one went insane and tried to kill me, the other killed herself. Why aren't women as simple as crypto-trading?