R8 my routine

sprinkle some gay sex in there and you got it made bro

>make $500-2k a day

You haven't "made" anything until it's in your bank account

mhm, thai bar girls, I prefer the ladyboy bars myself but w/e floats your boat.

They are 18+

I fucked a 35yo thai and she looked like 23, better body than my exes.

minute infrared sauna

just in case anyone believes you those girls are almost 30 unironically

>Tropical gooks.

same, except I dont make any money, stopped fucking escorts because it became boring, don't play poker, and cant sleep

Ya that won't get old. Have fun putting a gun in your mouth after your ego trip falls through and you realize your actually incredibly lonely. Really gratifying stuff.
-10/10 would alter life

3rd from left pls

Cholesterol is good for you.

ugh these disgusting french fry chinks are the worst. THey are the literal fast food of the female world, cheap, fake, not any good long term, just a quick dopamine rush when you pump and dump them

Aaaaand, you can't cash out so....

You in the Phillipines? I've been seriously considering moving there for a while

WHY

FUCKING WHY

DONT

much better ones in thailand friendo, I fly out in 1 week back to Pattaya,

neck yourself pedo sexpat

how much you payin for le escorts?

Should be waking up earlier to beat the chinaman
Should be working out before you shower and after you do your trades
Should use your online gambling time for a better hobby

Man of culture

I mean, angeles city or makati aren't really "The Philippines", just brothel towns full of expats and teenage hookers.

wake up whenever
have coffee
adjust and/or set my buy sell orders, read up on market to stay on top
sc2/study, checking charts and adjusting orders accordingly
w/o (oly lifts, cardio, bodyweights, etc)
read, chill
sleep

I work two jobs, one is a shit job during the week being a teacher's aide with high school special needs kids. Sounds comfy but the teachers don't give a flying fuck and have no lessons and I make $10 an hour.

I have a weekend job where I fly around the country filming dance conventions for 800-900 a weekend. Pretty comfy but its only for a season.

OP seriously has me wanting to quit my weekday job and legitimately try to learn to trade crypto. Even if I only made $50 a day it would at least be working towards more.

lots of hostess bars and freelancers in Manilla too, Angeles City is just full blown degeneracy but still okay if you need to do a visa run from Thailand, girls are nicer but the poverty is more obvious, I went to one of the girls houses once and 10 girls were living there sleeping on the floor.

They speak english, low cost of living....I could live like a king for a very small amount and keep more of my money in cryto and let it accumulate more....some of the women are cute and make very devoted girlfriends

how much confido do i need to eat ones ass while the other one makes fun of my small penis?

where do you live where youre playing poker for a living?

sounds terrible desu

I'd an hero if I lead that kind of life

makati is a big place... worked there for awhile, never saw any foreigners. unless its changed.

you lurk this board
you should be able to make $50+ on intraday trading ffs

Damn. What ashame the one on the left has a fridge.

add

>shit internet
>diseases everywhere, and you will get sick just from daily contact with fucking disgusting flips
>horrific traffic no matter where you go
>air pollution anywhere within 150km of manila
>terrible food quality

oh and

>exceptionally dumb, greedy, scammy population of island gooks that will cling to you like barnacles on a whale if they find out you have more than pennies to your name

I am only here because I got kicked out of Thailand for visa fraud, and have to wait 4 more months to get back in. Fucking "Travel agency" fucked everything up for me.

How much confido is $5?

he can do it on the internet can't he

i was interested in it back then but apparently it's pretty hard and the most of your revenue will be... rakeback i.e. the poker room takes a bit of money from the plays and then returns you some of it and on a lot of plays it's your revenue lol

You eat way to much user lol

>Thais and SEA apes
Shitters with poor fundamentals, only popular because normies buy them because they're cheap, only good for a quick pump and dump. Dev team is only interested in selling their offspring off to whites for a quick buck
>Japs/Koreans
Viable long term holds, whales are accumulating these as we speak, smart money goes all in. Solid dev team that wants the best for their children.

>Wake up at 11pm
>make a coffee
>spend 2 hours browsing Veeky Forums and watching my small crypto investment going down
>take a 2 hour nap
>make another coffee
>browse Veeky Forums and tell myself I should probably be using that car I hired for uber rather than waste money on it
>Have a shower and try to put my contacts in
>get annoyed that I can't put them in and give up
>Go to the bottle-o and buy a six pack and a cheap bottle of wine
>get drunk
>make a fool of myself on facebook
>order uber eats and waste more money
>eventually pass out
>repeat

Was this taken at wow wow wow?

>Steak and eggs everyday
>tfw heart disease runs in my dad's family
I'd eat eggs some days but swap the steak out for Greek yogurt. Other than that, Bretty good if true.

>thought he was talking about the 6 hardboiled eggs

Yeah but I told myself I won't start til after I finish reading this

Found the fag with sub $1000 portfolio

Needs more alcohol

Stop cryptofying women, shitlord.

how do u play online poker, website?

holy shit you are fucking stupid

what the fuck is google? how fucking brown is your skin?

Oh, is there a mirror near you? Try not to feel intimidated.

kek

listen to me, pet me now and thank later, all of that is a pure bullshit you shouldn't waste your time on, a corrupted price will not tell you more than the bare price already tells i.e. nothing about the future and all about the past tendencies

>feeling this compelled to brag on the internet

Too many /pol/tards here nowadays. Good read though.

Same here m8.

post proof of gains nigga otherwise larp

I don't know how that helps. I'm just building the foundation.

jesus christ

This is guaranteed larp for one obvious reason. If you could make 2k just trading crypto for 2 hours, you'd be doing it 16 hours a day. STOP LYIN' NIGGA

thats what i mean, he obviously isn't in the US. He must be somewhere where the quality of life is nice enough where he can enjoy his life while doing what he does.

>being this retarded about cholesterol in 2018
fucking pathetic transfats are the real villain.

building a foundation of wet, sloppy shitlogs isn't going to help you, numbskull

the only thing that matters in crypto as an individual trader is getting in early and accumulating

you get in early by doing research and finding good projects with low market cap that are more than likely going to grow

thats it

thats IT

you cannot apply TA to shitcoins, because it is unregulated and massive manipulated and tied to BTC which is also massively manipulated

stop being so fucking stupid and realize that Fundamental Analysis and waiting for organic growth is your ONLY hope unless you are starting with millions and know hardcore math and have a warehouse full of bots to trade for you

FUCKING LISTEN TO ME. PLEASE, dont lose your fucking money on TA

omg
he... buys books

have you ever heard of, say, libgen.io

Get a fuckin job

OP is a fat piece of lard
Have fun dying soon

hurr durr lift heavy weights. Sure you do fat fuck

pretty good. the tanning is retarded though.

i mostly trade stocks crypto i dont really day trade crypto just hodl some coins

Actually every city in Asia is full of hookers, Asian men just hire their services very discreetly.

Most Asians aren't brought up Christian so they don't have any hang-ups about sex or buying sex, they don't see it as evil or a big deal. Literally as big a deal as buying a meal at a restaurant.

The majority (90%) of people screwing hookers in Thailand are Thai, the other 10% are foreigners but even the majority of them are from Japan, Korea, China.

huh? where did i say i tan

So... just researching all the fucking time? I'm too ADD for that DESU. It would be easier for me to stare at charts for hours than get myself to read whitepapers. I know, I know, I'm an autistic faggot

replace everything with fap fap fap panic sell fap fap fap buy high fap fap sell low

Also, I already put all my loose money in the market and its sitting in there already. I just wanted something else to do

i make boobies

when op said "Life Heavy" he actually meant lift his heavy fatass to buy twinkies

this. its like some posters here have never seen an asian girl before.

roulettte

so honest question

do people just assume any white person living in thai/philipines is a pedo? is that a huge stigma?

no, you're not "add" or "autistic", you're just a lazy idiot

you are not remarkable in any way, and if you think researching a couple good coins to buy is hard, then you haven't thought about what applying TA actually entails, its a lot more work and a lot more time consuming than doing what I just mentioned

don't know why I'm even wasting time on somebody as self defeating and self hating as you, christ, grow up and stop making excuses for your shit behavior

you were born just in time to participate in an unregulated speculative market that you can use just by getting on your laptop for a few minutes a day

either seize your future now, or remain a dumbfuck peasant

>story (true or not) about success
>immidiately think about /pol/
the absolute state of the left

>Actually

shut the fuck up you pretentious little faggot, I have lived and punted around SEA for 10 goddamn years, I know how it works

my examples were extreme outliers where prostitution and debauchery are the industry of the region

>actually

FUCK OFF

lolfucking what
where do you even find an underage whore there

Yeah, I go to thailand and some sjw types assume I'm just fucking whores over there...which isn't true, I also drink beer

>caring what some miserable little brown slum dweller thinks

Please

underage hookers are everywhere in Philippines, you need to be careful because flips look so childish naturally, your 18 year old could by 15 and you wouldn't even know it until her aunty comes in with the local PD, and suddenly you are going to jail for 20 years unless you cough up a $1000 bribe

best to stick to institutions which vet the girls who work there, so you dont have to

You can play online poker in the US with btc on a few reputable, long time websites. I'm an ex professional Australian poker player, online poker on standard sites is now illegal here but I still play with BTC for recreation

with FUN

Im going to have left over pizza for breakfast

Your death is approaching. Your pizza will not save you, you coward.

6 eggs a day is way too much cholesterol desu

Arnt you just a rude fucking cunt.

>pointing out validation seeking cunts
>immediately thinks about left

you dont eat right after workout?

>

I can believe you made 2k a day but I won't believe any man has the stamina to fuck a tight Thai thot every night of his life.

you know it's not bad cholesterol in eggs yeah?

I played poker professionally in 2014 and 2015. You can't win $100+ per hour playing $300NL. I believed the $500-2k per day trading though.

Cardiac arrest/10 m9

>worthless boomer astrology meme lines