Be me at work and hear colleagues talking about crypto

>Be me at work and hear colleagues talking about crypto.
>2 of them talking about binance and investing 50USD each month and becoming rich.
>OP starts smirking a little bit. Colleagues ask what? You are also doing?
>OP says invest 1k or you are forever doing this. OP does not deal crypto.
>Colleagues advise me to go into crypto because reasons of rich.
>OP smirks says nah it will crash. OP volume is 10k USD each week swapping from one to another.
>Colleagues talk about VEN. OP is impressed and says invest in it. Then they start talking about XRP becoming the new BTC.
>OP says XRP is decentralized and will not become BTC.
>Colleagues say i dont know what crypto is and i shouldnt talk.
>Colleagues only know one market and it is Binance and they say holding crypto on exchanges is easy and safest way.
>OP smirks alone and they cant see.

Have you guys also experienced colleagues talking about crypto and what? This is so funny how normies are talking about crypto and becoming rich by investing 50 USD or 100 USD.

>cringe general?
for fuck sage, hide your autism

like, in wagecucking?

>Nazi Pepe
>pajeet English
does this prove that trump outsources his marketing team to India?

One colleague was directing another (female) colleague how to buy ripple

They bought at like $2.50 which is hilarious

Yes im a wagecucker bcs i would get bored at home by wanking off to charts. I would rather get payed to do crypto at work than sit at mothers basement like you faggots.

> English Second Language
Nice try Rajeesh.

>Have you guys also experienced colleagues talking about crypto and what?
>normies are talking about crypto and becoming rich by investing 50 USD or 100 USD.
Still better than being a poorfag wannabe daytrader with 5 figures bragging about his autism on Veeky Forums

Dam the hate is real in biz. Fcking faggots go get a job and stop wanking off to your sisters pics McDonalods burger flippers.

I'm an intern at a shitty company and my boss is into crypto.
He buys high, sells low and then blames kraken for his losses because it is so slow.

When I talk about crypto I only mention gains and losses in percentages so all I get from family is a "that's nice dear" so they don't realize how much I am actually worth. In about 12 - 14 months, friends and family will wake up to me missing with instructions to get a hold of me. I will running amok in Japan poking slant girls and I will let them know I won't be coming back for a long time, and when I am home, I will be the king of the fucking mountain.

Haha i totally get it, i hear the same stuff from my parents. My dad said to cashout in 1k and live a good life.

>sit at mothers basement
I picture dutch user saying this, but since its Veeky Forums this is definitely pajeet

A few people have asked me about it. One of them was my cousin who said he was going to invest 100 dollars in the new year. I couldn’t believe that was the amount he told me. I walked away in disbelief.

Whats the problem. Im min-maxing the workforce. Find a job where you can work as a management and with a computer. Deal 4h with crypto and do 2h of work. Ez life. Get payed to do crypto to get profit. Also at some point ask a raise bcs you are worth it.

Learn to live 12 year olds.

I already have an old VW that is a trooper. My dad told me to take my gains and buy a car. LOL, I should just take all my gains and all the time put into trading, put it all into and big pile, and pour diesel on it and do the dance of death around it while it turns to void. "Get out while you're ahead," they say. Fools!

No fucking way user. I also drive a VW! Fck me hahahahahahahahahahah. I have a blue VW shitty car trooper :D. My father said the fucking exact thing to buy a new Toyota. Are we brothers?

Learn to find toilet


Op is a retard pajeet, smelly currynigger

Youre obviously some huge faggot, and you coworkers are niggers too. I wish you would all just off your selves, and give me your bags too pajeet

You are just jelly bcs you have to work in a factory as a slave or in McDonalds as a burger flipper. Get a degree and learn to play the game or stay a nigger slave forever.

We need flags.

Kek yes. I had a normie friend all excited she invested a whole $50 on xrp at $2. I’m sitting on 3000 on them as a small investment and don’t even think about it. Didn’t tell her how many I had for reasons, just told her I had a nice amount and if she’s lucky she can double her money. She looked confused, she’s expecting it to pull a bitcoin and be worth thousands.

turns out they were right

>Be me at work and hear colleagues talking about crypto
at work = pooing in the streets
colleagues = siblings: ranjeet and lakhan