Cold wallet question

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Start by telling her about the recent massive crash. Plenty of articles for her to see. Then slowly over days imply you are a lot poorer now.

Because I was a loser who settled and now I'm a millionaire.

Is it shallow I value myself based on my net worth? Sure, but so do most people.

She doesn't know what I hold, just that it's a shitload.

wew capp made me rich too
thabks to a signal on q9xXVCC

The Ledger can't contain a backdoor, user. All it does is sign transactions sent to it by applications. It can never connect to the internet or send away any of your keys to whoever.

Cheat her with a black bull and force her watch.

Say you lost a shitload in bitconnect and panic sold at the bottom

Make her cheat on you and get proof, then judge is with you and lose no gains

This is kind of what I've been thinking about doing but how do I convincingly do it?

Fuck, I might be able to get HER to divorce ME if she thinks I lost everything

Ledgers are all made in China so it wouldn't be surprising if the Chinese government installed backdoors in all of them before they leave thr country

> getting a cuck judge

fuck off pastor mcnigger

>these are my investments
Unless you kept the starting capital out of the marriage and never mixed it, it is marital property and a court will sanction you

I'm in Florida, so I'm not sure, but some States not even that might matter

Jesus, you're fucking pathetic. I hope you get fucking destroyed in court faggot.

Get a second job. Make a budget. Eat cheap. Cry yourself to sleep. Display sudden bursts of anger

That's Japanese you berk.

She is impressed by your work OP, congratulations you’ve done well and she is impressed this makes the vagina wet it’s called you being a man and being a success, so maybe instead of leaving the women you had when you had nothing to empty whores now you have everything? Think about it OP

>user FREAKS OUT and says he lost it all
>wife is still super nice saying she loves him no matter what
>user ditches her to be a thai millionaire man whore

Maybe you should have kids instead guy. Say you lost it and if she doesnt want you after that you know you did the right thing.

Put all your shit in a cold wallet
Buy a shitload of BCC at rock bottom prices
"I put it all in BEEEEETTTTTTKONNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKT"

judges literally throw out prenups first thing in every divorce

cold (offline) wallets are paper wallets. that's a hardware wallet and is no way cold or offline

depending on how crazy her lawyers get, the lowest risk is probably admitting to a fraction of the fortune and splitting that (probably from 1 of the exchanges or something so if they trace it back they won't find the rest). then carefully putting the rest in a paper/hardware wallet and giving it to a trusted friend who won't sell you out. maybe do up a fake blockfolio and accidentally leave your phone out, then when she confronts you, you say "I only I have $1mm," "LIAR i saw your phone, you had $1.5mm", "okay okay you're right" and she will think she won. all your exchanges are probably traceable though. you'll have to be careful with bank statements and shit.

This. It's quite believable though given how it is in crypto. It's fucking disgusting.

kys OP

It's very easy to spoof the RNG without setting off the anti tamper chip. Basically undetectable, but the pajeet already has your keys

I actually sort of believe this story.

It's usually the psychos who win at crypto.

Fucking shithead
Hope you transfer everything to wrong adress

Please see my post There is no cryptographically viable method of including a backdoor in there. And even if there was, someone would have to physically remove the ledger from you before they could access them.
And if you're thinking "well what if all the seeds are pre-generated and there are only a couple combinations and they just bruteforce everything and try it to see if there's a wallet behind that seed" then your tinfoil hat is on a bit too tight and you might want to check up on cryptographic protocols.

>promised to love you forever
>magic dies a little as you age but she sticks by your side even though life wasnt how she imagined
>you finally hit it big and she falls back in love with you as the man who saved her from mediocrity, she picked the right guy after all and starts showing you more affection
>you want to throw it all away bc you switch off between checking your blockfolio and beating off to instagram sluts who will never care about you and are forever out of your league

You dont deserve this windfall OP. Youre not a man at all.

this

>It's very easy to spoof the RNG without setting off the anti tamper chip
Sure it is. Which is why everything is broken and nothing can be trusted.
Really though. If you're _that_ paranoid, you might want to end your digital life altogether.

>Ledgers are all made in China
False

or how about scenario B

>slowly fell out of love with him
>probably doesn't even suck his dick
>finds out hes a millionaire
>decides to divorce him to get some free gibs

You don't understand my situation at all and I can see how reading this would hit an outsider in the feels.

We don't have kids fortunately but I know I settled for her and she probably settled for me. It's basically become a loveless marriage between two people that didn't want to be alone. The recent crypto stuff happened very quickly and has turned things upside down somewhat but it has just masked how miserable the situation was before.

Well, how about trying to talk to her about how you feel in your relationship?
Why be such a beta cuck that can't handle this without looking like a scamming pajeet? Man the fuck up you loser.

I would recommend a long play where you tell her you've made a series of bad investments and lost most of the money.
Later down the line ask her, "I am down to only $30k of what I had. Should I cash out now or try to make it back?"
Make her think there is nothing and transfer it to your secret place.

If she has any idea there is something there, divorce court could look into it.

>instagram sluts
can someone give me a quick rundown on this meme

is there just a lot of sexy girls on IG or something?

>Well, how about trying to talk to her about how you feel in your relationship?
I did before the crypto situation and it did nothing. If I do now it will fucking spook her as per she will probably try and pre-emptively divorce me.

This isn't how it works you fucking retard, what you're asking is literally on the same level as "I burnt all my cash just before the divorce so you'd get none of it" in terms of plausibility. It was have no legal benefit to you and will in fact make things worse because the court will see you being uncooperative.

the Ledger Japan distributer (EarthShip) is saying "Ledger is made in China, not France"

They're French you tard

give her all your trx its a shitcoin

The wallet is just a fancy key to access app based wallets from the Chrome browser

Buy the ledger, download the wallet apps, use the ledger to.open said wallets, then send your crypto there

but they're not made in France. they've never claimed that they're made in France. The box doesn't say "made in France". Ledger's Japanese retailer claims that they're made in China

>Then CNBC fucks you over with an article called MASSIVE CRYPTO RALLY FOLLOWING A RECENT CORRECTION

Well, when my parents got divorced, my father did a scorched earth strategy. He had a LOT of property and took out huge mortgages on all of them, didn't pay them and had most of the portfolio repossessed.

Look up sierra skye, _bbblove_, there are a hundred others

There are a ton of bimbos on instagram and it has become their job to be "instagram ""models"""

I've already done this.
I had 4 exchanges with around £450k on them, So i just admitted to one.
The wife knew I dealt in crypto so knew I/We had money in it, but not how much so I moved the bulk to paper wallets and admitted to £80k in the divorce settlement. She got half.

I have since made copies and put the paper wallets in a safe place and have them on a usb stick too. Pretty cheap way out and secure.

kill her

they also all go to Dubai to eat the shit of rich oil sheikhs to fund their lavish lifestyle

Send em over to my address I'll store them on my ledger for you with an interest of 5% per day

this, too obvious
sage

Interesting. This might be a better option than risk getting sued for everything.

This

>willingly falls for the pussy jew
You brought this upon yourself.

Tell her you went all in on bitconnect

OP do this.

Dont just go and tell her hurr I lost it durr.

Play the long game:
- start drinking regularly
- get into xanax, have it lying about
- be grumpy
- become impotent, pretend you cant get it up
- sleep in
- Loose your job if you have one. Dont tell her about it but make sure she notices by you coming home weirdly early/late

Be subtle about all those and stretch them out over few weeks.

Only after she has confronted you about these things multiple times, you come clean about zeroing your crypto balance with bitconnect and shitty bets.

Dont listen to these retards man. You have every right to not be in a loveless marriage. And to not give half your money to her.

Do you have kids?

If not an easy way out is just leave for Switzerland or something. Cash out there and never look back.

But yah if u divorce, just keep the money on the exchanges. Wait a year or two after the divorce then start using the money.

Her lawyers will be able to get your bank records but have no way of getting your crypto

Whoa nice larp no-coiner.

> ultra-low cap stuff

Kek

Your dad sounds cool. Your wife is fat isn’t she. If so leave immediately. Fat bitches deserve nothing.

Fuck you guy. Fuck out of here.

Their discord has a faster way to order it

If you got the nerves for it, do this.
Ever read The Spy Who Came in from the Cold?

Larp. Sage.

Mods give us flags

You will get fucked in the ass if you hide your assets and the government finds out about it.
That means you will be a millionaire but wont be able to quit your job or live in your actual tax bracket.
No fancy cars or lavish house.
Crypto is the same as just having the cash buried in your floor boards.
Eventually it will be found out.

Good thing crypto is anonymous, you little gubment cuckold.

worth it if it means not losing 5 fucking million to a pussy jew.

ITT: angry gold digger roasties. Do it OP. Say that you lost everything, act pathetic for a while and let her be the one leaving you.

Cash is also anonymous retard.
All you need to do is look up unemployment scams that were busted because people were getting paid under the table without reporting it.
The second you start living better than you should the government will knock down your door.

10m is leave to country fuck you money

To be fair that would be completely doable as long as you dont go somewhere that is tied to the united states.

Then don't live in a fascist state I'd recommend.

Literally a billion dollar idea to do this

Better than a 3rd world shit hole.

>hurr durr everything outside US is 3rd world
Is this what your average amerimutt believes in? The only good thing about the US are the gun laws, and even those are about to get cucked. Enjoy getting double penetrated by José and Tyrone.

>throwing stones from a glass house
Tell your gf to tell mussaad i said whats up.

Douchebag.

Good that you brought that up. Europe is still much whiter than your nigger and spic-infested shithole. But a deluded amerimutt wouldn't know, since he never in his life been outside his land of the free bubble.

>1 have $10m worth of crypto

as if you did not fuckin know how to do this

the 56% 'merican retard larp

Sure soyboy. Sounds like denial to me. Keep passing your laws to make calling a muslim a rapist a crime punishable by death. Im sure you can depend on your socialist countries to bail out your EU shitholes full of "white" people.

I don’t know why you’re so afraid of what you’ll lose in the divorce. You’re going to lose a lot more from the women you now think that you deserve that you’re “rich”. You don’t even know what living with a real vampire is like.

~0.1% muslim and 3-4% overall non-white population (including Asians) in my comfy, central Eruopean country. You mad?
>socialist countries
That's funny, since according to the free market index, your shithole of a country is tied with Denmark. A country that has literal communists in their parliament. Who's in denial again?
heritage.org/index/

>being afraid to directly state your country because you know its a 3rd world country that will get shit on

Bratislava. The fifth wealthiest region in Europe by GDP in PPS per capita. You mad?

>slavs
L fucking o fucking l.

There is no way any judge can take away your crypto money, just keep it away from exchanges. If you cash out into a bank, you are fucked. You can still cash out in a foreign country. There is no way your wife can get your crypto money unless you hand it over.
Besides if you havent told her how much you got, how the fuck will she know? Just move it away from exchanges. Research Monero. You can always claim you have less. There is no way for the court to know.

Western Slavic group, genetically closely related to Germanic people. I'm whiter than you. You mad?

>Fly to Bahamas, set up offshore corp.
>Sell off crypt, deposit into offshore acct
> pick up and leave wife, start new life in another state
>Own house/car/ under different LLC name
>Start again, don't get married this time or you will be stupid and bigamist

>When your country is so shit that you have to say a region to get any credit.
It must be embarrassing knowing no one takes you seriously.

Don't forget to launder everything through monero so she can't trace it and legally extort you.

Buy xmr with bitcoin
Send to private xmr wallet
Switch to private Internet connection
Shapeshift(or changely) your xmr into bitcoin
Bitcoin to newly generated cold storage

user, through exchanges and KYC regulations, your coins in public blockchain can be traced back to you.
If I were you, I'd move my shit to monero. At least the amount that you want to keep it for yourself.
I'm in a similar situation. Not planning to divorce but keeping 50% of my portfolio in Monero, which I can always deny I have

Yes, my country is shit. Comparing Bratislava to the rest of Slovakia would be like comparing Washington DC to Detroit. You're grasping for straws here. Doesn't change the fact that it's 5th wealthiest region in Europe. Why are you so mad about this fact? Did I burst your delusional amerimutt bubble?

>1009*2
>He still thinks prenups will protect him
HAAHAHAHHAHAAAA
>handrubbingjew.jpeg
>laughingsluts.png
Read and spend a moment in terror. NOTHING will protect your shit in the current feminist-oriented world. Hate to break it to you user.
amp.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/3ggyw3/woman_marries_millionaire_husband_after_he/

If you want to marry and shit, play it smart like this guy;
amp.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/6jbei2/i_am_a_wealthy_man_who_got_divorced_i_managed_to/

>inb4 hurr durr reddit