>the year is 2059
>virgin neet approaches mcdonald cashier
>3 hamburgers please
>sure, what crypto do you want to use?
>scrolls down 10k different shitcoins
>"i think i will go with bitbean"
>that will be 300k BTB, do you want to wait for the dip?
>"yeah i think it's gonna dip a little, the rsi looks good"
>proceeds to btfo while waiting for the dip
>it doesn't dip but keeps going up
>virgin neet loses it and buys burgers at ATH
>waits 10 minutes for the payment while his meal is getting cold
>BTB gets fucking dumped by random pajeets on a discord group
>tfw virgin neet gets k-ucked and silently eats his cold burgers that he paid x3 while thinking how things could have gone if he just HODLED
>tfw this is the new paradigm
The year is 2059
Hudson Russell
James Morris
So what is he buying Bitbean with?
Ryder Campbell
I see you bought high and sold low on humor
Noah Rogers
>do you want to wait for the dip?
HHAHAHAAHHAHA
Bentley Rogers
>sorry we stopped accepting XRB 10 years ago due to development inactivity
Oliver Cox
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James Edwards
Shouldn't he be buying with Bitbeans at ATH so he doesn't lose as much Bitbean?
Brody Anderson
If bitb hits ATH, doesn't he get a better deal on the burgers?
Connor Gray
oh shit i'm retarded
i was thinking in bitcoin->bitbean
Matthew Thompson
Also 300k bitb is 3000 USD mate