>2021
>wake up
>get dressed
>go to local BMW dealership
>”hi, I’d like to buy your top of the line sedan and a crossover for the wife”
>”that’s great, I’m assuming you’ll be taking out a loan?” Asked the dealer
>”no, I’ll be using ripple” I replied
>”OK, bud. For the sedan and crossover, we’ll lock the price at 1400 Garlinghouses” (Approximately .00000021 XRP)
>”great deal. Should I wait in the lounge for the transaction to be complete?” I asked
>”the transaction was complete the moment I locked the price”
>thank the man
>drive away with my two brand new luxury cars
>have sex with my beautiful Ukrainian Jewess with giant knockers
2021
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>Going to the dealership which your cock whores still sucking you off
Jesus user I know your rich but you can still try to be a decent person.
>Going to the dealership with***
Ah yes..
The Delusion is strong with this one.
>2021
>Ripple's value goes into the negatives
>Anybody holding it automatically has money taken out of their bank account and sent to israel
Oy vey no!
>2021
>rolling down the street in my bugatti with my bud Jamal.
>run across a beautiful Ukrainian Jewess with giant knockers
>hollar at her
>Im sorry sir but Im married to a very wealth man who holds XRP
>thats great sweetie but I hold XRB
>her pussy turns to niagra falls
>she starts ovulating
>pump and dump her in the back of my Veyron
>get a call months later She is pregnant demands child support
>Im sorry, but with Raiblocks I dont pay fees.
X5 is a great family car though OP.
>don't pay fees
>i don't pay fees
god damn
how do you drive two cars?
Biz I am liking these jokes.
Also when will ripple hit $2?
>Im sorry, but with Raiblocks I dont pay fees.
Kek'd
>I dont pay fees
10/10 holy shit user
Are there anymore exchange announcements coming up, XRP is alerady listed near a 100? Other than that, mainstream media promotions seems to push normie money into it for teh bump...it will limbo where it is till above happens.
>Im sorry, but with Raiblocks I dont pay fees.
>is 2021
>is simple Monero Millionaire
>pays for drugs in XMR which he gives some to land Lord to pay for drugs and utilities
>enjoys his simple life with online games and general
>chuckles sovietly to himself at the people who went to jail for not paying taxes on Ripple and Bitcoin i the great IRS purge of '20
With two hands
>>Im sorry, but with Raiblocks I dont pay fees.
>laughing at a cuck story
>>>/reddit/
You seem upset OP.
So pretty much the present day, eh?
> CIA shows up
> Thanks for setting all this up, user
> We'll take it from here
> Takes your drugs
> Takes your XMR
> Keeps you around as a delivery boy for keks
I had a hearty chuckle at your last line as well, especially since I hold XRP bags, you did well, he did better. Relax
>don't pay fees
> 2021
> wake up
> see netflix
> new documentary is on
> title is
> Crippled: How Ripple colluded with the banks and the media to pump and dump normies for 3 years straight
Great content OP. Bump
you realize you don't really have a ukranian goddess with huge knockers right?
>tfw xrb not enough to open a ripple wallet
...
>chuckles sovietly
kek
toast wallet app said they will add credit card support soon.
and coinbase will add it